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REPORT IN PROGRESS -- updated 7-31-0 BX |
"It's going great... OH yeah... everything's okay... hoo-boy... we're doing great... it's okay... it's okay.... AAAAAAARGGGHHHH!!!!!" -- Pastor Craig at XXX-Day Drill 2000
HUMANITY SPARED -- SO FAR!
Friends, we are as surprised as you are that the SubGenii are still stuck on this planet. IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. Some have become disheartened, yes. Good riddance to them. Dobbs and the Xists are culling the doubters... so that when the Rupture finally does come, ONLY WE THE FANATICS SHALL REMAIN!!
During this End of the World Drill, we proved to our SlackMaster Dobbs that we CAN SLACK OFF... that we have indeed learned his new teaching, "Build Your Own Amsterdam." PROOF??? You need PROOF that YOU DID IN FACT SCREW UP by not attending the XXX-Day festivities with us in Sherman, NY? Then SEE FOR YOURSELF:
Rev. Mary Magdalen used the StangCam video pics of the XXX-Day event to create a TRULY inspiring and hilarious "MUSICAL SLIDE SHOW" in Flash that sums up the whole event PERFECTLY. See: MAGDALEN'S SEXY XXX-DAY MOVIE!
But XXX-Day was just a DRILL. XXXX-Day 2001 will be SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY. DARE YOU EXPERIENCE A PREVIEW?? Then SEE Rev. Codini's 4XD: 7 Rings of HELL
Ah, but those cinematic extravaganzas PALE in comparison to:
Gov. Rocknar Gets Head on XXX-Day!
NEW PHOTO SPREAD #2 (ADULTS ONLY):
BEST OF JULY DEVIVALS
This includes bits of STARWOOD 2000, the May devival at Cleveland's EUCLID TAVERN, plus choice shots extracted from the following NEW XXX-DAY digital photo stashes:
XXX-DAY EUROPE
CARDINAL SIN
LUST IN SPACE
DJ SHAVER
REV. PROSTATA CONTATA and Rev. JOY DeVIEVRE
MAIN PHOTO SPREAD #1 (ADULTS ONLY):
XXX-DAY DRILL 2000 PHOTO HIGHLIGHTS!!
THE ART OF XXX-DAY: Inspirational animations, 3D graphics and "photo paintings," plus scans of puzzling evidence found around the XXX-Day Brushwood stage
Mister Sister's Artistic Photo-Collage about XXX-Day
NEW: FINAL POST-XXX-Day Reports (from alt.slack; there's much more below)
Legume's XXX-Day
Sex Tales of X-Day
XXX-Day personal wisdom
THE CHANT FOR NEXT YEAR
The Hot Womenz Of XXX-DAY
Lil's XXX-Day Report
CANT WE ALL JUST AGREE ON A SINGLE NAME FOR XXXX-DAY
Re: Sermon for Monday, July 3 -- Don't Get Your Hopes Up [Was: XXX-DAY!!! WOW!!!]
XXX-Day Name, Drums:: Re: XD4 Competition
Subject: Drums at Burshwood argument; Re: yes, "sadly" Re: XD4 Competition
LEMURIAN X-Week
Open letter to the XXX-Day survivors
Pastor Craig's Purple Pector Problem
What *I* did on XXX-Day - From: sternodox@aristotle.net (Sterno)
X-day party continues
xday3, what i can remember, and things and stuff
XXX-Day One-Liners
"Bob"'s Last Speech
"BOB" APPEARS TO CHAT ROOM FULL OF SUBGENII
"SO THIS IS HOW IT IS GOING TO BE!!!!!"
MY DREAM From: SWILBERT
New Game Shows
BOB CAN SUCK MY HAIRY NUT SAC
PASTOR CRAIG SACRIFICED IN GORY "ACCIDENT" -- REFUSES TO DIE!
The Death of Pastor Craig
SEE THE ACTUAL GOREY VIDEO (Quicktime or RealVideo) of PURE SUBGENIUS AGONY and the VIOLENCE ITSELF (in Quicktime or RealVideo) Pastor Craig's X-RAYS! Pastor Craig's BRUISES!
Watch for HOUR OF SLACK #745 -- THE PASTOR CRAIG SPECIAL in MP3
HEAR! "THE BALLAD OF PASTOR CRAIG" by Rev. Phloighd in RealAudio
More SubGenius Commentary from alt.slack and beyond:
Greetings from Rev. Moxie
In Praise Of Rev. Zorro
LIL'S LOST MUG FOR SALE
POLL: How To Run A Proper Devival?
Pyroflatulation, the website
POST-XXX-Day SubGenius IRC CHAT ROOM LOGS Part One: Grappling with the Dichotomies Part Two: Resolving the Paradoxes
IMPORTANT DOCTRINAL NEWS, CHANGES!
XXX-DAY 2000 -- POSSIBLE MEMO FROM DOBBS FOUND
XXX-DAY!!! WOW!!!
Since XXXX-Day is too long...
2001: A Pink Odyssey
ATTENTION TO THE FAITHFUL... From: X-ist Lords of the Multiverse
Answer to the Xist riddle!!!
XXX-DAY 2000 -- THE BOBBIES AWARDS
DOBBS ALLOWS JESUS TO RELEASE NEW CHURCH ICON
-- SCARIER THAN THE DOBBSHEAD ITSELF! SEE IT -- AND TAKE UP THIS NEW BANNER! LET THE WORLD BE COVERED IN THE NEW DOBBSHEAD ICON!
MEMOIRS OF THE EVENTS
StangReport One
XXX-Day: The HellPopic, Gamera-Sized Thumbnail
XXXday saucerwatch2000 report - UFO sightings at brushwood
What I did on X-Day by Nenslo
XDAY EUROPE 2000 REPORT
things i learned at xxx-day
MAGDALEN'S SEXXXY XXXDAY REPORT!
I Wanna Have Legume's Yeti love-child
Jesus' XXX-Day Report
Evangela's Rare Moment of Slack
XXX day report... from: "Alison Carter"
XXX-Day personal wisdom
XXX-DAY REPORT: Year of the Midget
Troutwaxer's XXX-Day report
Veni, Vidi, Veni -- Sister Decadence
MYSTERIOUS X-DAY EMANATION SEEN ON #subgenii irc channel
Sister Decadence's Thanks and Props to...
Closing the Deal at XXX-Day, Part I (Modemac)
PRACTICAL AND IMMEDIATE
XXX-DAY 2000 -- LOST AND FOUND
Documentarians need your videotapes!
XXX-Day StangCam Video Log, Roll 1 and 2
Advice on Opening Lines
New Slogan: Anyone Who is a SubGenius Deserves It
GRIPES AND BITCHING
BY AMATEURS AND YOUNG BUMPHRIES
i didn't think so
I HATED XXX-DAY
I hope you all fuck'n dieSubgenii suck
[subgenius] SURVIVORS...
Associated Press Report
YOUR FREE XXX-DAY COMPENSATION GIFTS
BobCo Fonts (get 'em if you haven't yet!)
Fine SubGenius Techno-Sloganized MP3 For You!
RANTS n' POETIC FICTION
T'was The Night Before X-Day
XXX Day FeMale" Rant!!!!
Conspicuous Absence
Disputation on the Power and Efficacy of Eternal Life Sales
FUTURE PLANS
Einstein in the Forest
PopeBlack asked to Mass Gay/Lesbian marriage
FAQ: Sex With Jesus and Magdalen
An Open Letter To Princess Wei
COMPLETE XXX-DAY Photo-Stashes:
STANG-CAM -- Every event covered chronologically in small video frame grabs
1. Early Arrivals • 2. Naked Blood Wrestling, Friday 6/30 • 3. Naked Body Art • 4. Fetish Ball, Orgasm Contest • 5. Spanking, Costumes • SATURDAY 7/1 • 6. Connie-ite Calendar signing • 7. Naked Bobtism • 8. The Creative Campsites of XXX-Day • 9. Ranters and Bands • • SUNDAY 7/2 • 10: 7 am • 11. Sitchin Panel, MISC. • MONDAY/TUESDAY -- BIZARRE RITUALS FOR THE INNER CIRCLE
WEDNESDAY JULY 5, 7 AM -- THE FINAL HOURS
Also: See StangCam Video log 1
Video Log Roll 3, Video Logs 4-8
DEC-FROP-cam : Portraits and miscellaneous (large digital shots)
WEI-CAM : action bits n' pieces
MORE PICS ON OTHER WEBSITES:
Rev. Deniable Plausibility's Photo Stash
Quijibo Photo Gallery
DJ Shaver's pics
D. J. Farrell XXX-Day pix
Ministry of Truth
