Ext. trailer, Brushwood Compound
Dobbs tied up on cot
P-Lil, Mags, Rocknar, Lord, Nickie etc. pass out Peckers
Dok Frop jar antics,
Brushwood Exteriors
Swag Shop -- Sister Decadence, various products
Legume demonstrates home-made flame thrower
Hellpope Huey displays nipple, photo of Pope Sternodox in drag (!!) on front page of Little Rock Free Press
Sikki and Lil; Sikki & Legume.... Huey in trailer with Dobbs mummy.
Dobbs mummy feels up Evangela
Opening Ceremonies... Stang rants a bit... "YOU DID NOT LET YOUR BRAIN STOP YOU FROM COMING!! DON'T EVER LET YOUR BRAIN STOP YOU. It's migration... each year a certain species migrates to its mating grounds... You younger males must first defeat the many silverbacks in line ahead of you. There have been SOME disappointments on a yearly basis... WE'RE GONNA GET LUCKY! We'll get off or get screwwed! Already 10 years of celebacy has been broken here. It was grown-over, but celebacy was cured! Hail Connie! This is the weekend of Connie and the Connietites ... have arisen and caused us to arise with them. Can't have a grand opening without a Grand Opening... We will quit trying so hard to get Slack... Jesus and I will let YOU do the work. "
Jesus dedicates the fest to Connie.... then does His rant about PUSSY. "I LOVE PUSSY." Says he's not gonna give the speech.... then gives it. The world loves pussy. Jesus loves everything about pussy -- "the way it looks, tastes, sounds. All the words for it. Big, small, dark, hairy, shaved, dry, wet. Describes the mysteries He's uncovered -- Valentine's Day hearts represent pussy. Rip your heart out and trace around it, it doesn't look like that... PUSSY looks like that." Complains about sci fi convention "fake fetish" bullshitters who "DON'T CLOSE THE DEAL" but only TEASE you. The Lord exhorts His people to "CLOSE THE DEAL"... so he presents a GREAT PUSSY.
Jesus demonstrates how the heart and pussy are alike by drawing one on Magdalen's naked butt. Objectification? "If people treated each other half as well as they treat their objects, this would be a better world."
Jesus then shows how the symbol for the PUSSY was turned on its side by the early Christians who claimed it represented a fish. THEIR FISH is just a pussy turned on its side. When a Christian writes Jesus in the middle of that fish, realize that THAT'S EXACTLY WHERE I WANT TO BE."
Phloighd on the Kill "Bob" game, displays Target Shirt
Trailer ext., Yetis Susie, Byron Werner, Huey lurk in woods
WRESTLING
Pastor Craig vs. st. andreux
Jesus provides Holy Butter Flavored Crisco
Rev. Jim gets greased, blooded, fights ___?
Phloighd vs. Evangela
Duke of Uke vs. Evangela
Stang berates nonfighters, challenges Rev. Zorro
Phred challenges Decency... no takers. Is there no lustful homosexual male?
Phred fights Pastor Craig... Stang rants about how "this is Reality, REAL BLOOD..." Craig is injured in clear close-up on Stang-Cam. Nickie comes to aid, checks Craig, orders ambulance.
(StrangeCam copy shows Craig being moved to stretcher by ambulance crew, famous "It's okay it's going great AAAARRRGHHH!!!!" sequence.)
(Break in StangCam footage) (Later:)
Christina Bucket bemoans GGGordon's absence
Jesus announces Body Painting. Break a bone for Bob. Strange plays video sound of Pastor Craig's agony.
BODY PAINTING
Magdalen painted all over by several people; portrait of Jesus on her back by d'Archangel.
Legume w/ Babes Susi, Barbie, Rabbi
Susie displays "Bob" Dobbs Services work shirt, Brushwood clapboard, frop in her contract
TEAT PRINTS by Decadence, Stang, Christina Bucket, Jesus
Bizarro the Optical Illusionist -- many tricks... swallowing razor blades, firey spike through Susi's arm
Pastor Craig returns, Stang comments on his manliness.
FETISH BALL
Sis Dec as Wonder Woman
Chris Lee's Curduroy Bondage Mask
Cheetos Fetish Man in all-cheetos costume
MOST BELIEVABLE ORGASM CONTEST
Super Kate
Evangela
Nickie
BEST FORM in Male Masturbation
Troutwaxer wins by spewing in Stang's face
Susie's Eyeball Cleavage that Stares Back
Stang Dickhead
Suck SisDec's Cock Contest:
Jesus
Babushka
Evangela
Lil
REVERSE SPANKING RITUAL
Jesus announces-- Starnge brings up Legume
Nickie WHACKED GOOD by Legume, begs him to switch cheeks.
END OF ROLL ONE
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ROLL 2
Susie the Floozy spanks Nickie; fropsticks rain from the ceiling
St. andreux whups Nickie's ass with a Playboy while the Prince song about "Nickie" plays
Lilith whups up on Nickie's Hello Kitty-underpanted butt as Legume makes her admit to being a Bad Girl
Nickie conducts Fetish Costume contest -- Cheeto Man, Corduroy Bondage Chris Lee, French Maid Troutwaxer, Dr. Dicknose Yetibelly Gorgonzola (who bribes the judge by pulling coins from his dick-nose, Parasitic Twin Grey-baby Bob.
Winner will get "Bob" Nightshirt (cut a hole in the mouth, have a girl wear it and yoiu can get a blowjob from "Bob" without "being a queer."
(Rev. Chris Lee wins.)
Jesus announces bands, ranters
Rev. Spyder poses with Rabbi, Susi
Papa Joe and Evangela like chicks -- Jack Chick tracts that is. Chick tracts attract chicks, says Susie.
Susie is given a protective amulet from Legume.
((MISSING FROM STANGCAM, but on AUDIO CASSETTE:
NUMBER SIX
Look @ You, Retrograde, Fathom, Rainbows Shadow, Seven Defense Mechanisms, Tornado Incognito
Cardinal Sin Rant-Brag
BULLDADA AUCTION )))
JHVH HATES PHRED
"Fluffy"
"Hamilton's Hairdo"
"Leaky Earnest, the NeoDada Craig-Bible Holding Insect Impersonatorwith a Failing Colon"
"Britny Spears on Crack"
"Herve Villachez"
"Bob" Down in the Saucers-O
"The Stud on Susi's Tongue"
"Finding Jesus's Spot, To Only Find a Pimple"
Cardinal Sin and Sister So What? -- CHANNELLING CONNIE story
Princess Wei suggests Blindfolded Contact Improv Mass Group Massage instead of bone-crushing Blood-and-Crisco-Wrestling. Stop this Wrestling and Start just Rolling. (Got a big "Yeah" and chanting "ROLL!") We roll in honor of Pastor Craig Roll
HELLPOPE HUEY long rant climaxing in "BOOM!" (Very beginning is missing from vid)
Bulldada Auction con't.
Susie Sakamoto's panties, Rocknar's rock and stick boots, etc.
Rev. Woody Chandler
BLISS AMERICA
Only first part is on StangCam Roll 2; all audio is on cassette.
Ends with
"Monica At 11"
"Ain't Gonna Work on Maggie's Farm No More,"
Carter LeBlanc rants on God and Rock, then
"SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL" performed in front of huge Dobbshead!! (One of my personal highlights of XXX-Day)
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ROLL 3
In trailer Fri late: Papa Joe and Jesus prepare to go rant to no one.
The Drunk Jesus intros Papa Joe
PAPA JOE'S "FANATICS" SERMON to THE FEW, 2 am Saturday!!!!! Comparing Jack Chick and Jacques Treatment.
Plastered Jesus -- the true preacher doesn't preach to a crowd of Bobbies -- he preaches ALONE, in the BATHROOM or his CLOSET!
Unidentified Minister rants re: cocoa
SATURDAY MORNING:
CONNIEITE CALENDAR SIGNING and Registration check.
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