Date: Tue, Jul 4, 2000 5:38 PM
Years ago, when the current leader of the Branch Davidian cult met with
the Lord in her secret bunker, surrounded by her massive bodyguards, she
interrogated Jesus about his potentially dangerous rival cult. He gave
her a copy of Pamphlet #1, which she carefully and slowly read. When
she had finished, she looked up and said, "Anyone who believes this
deserves it."
Commenting on this story at XXXDay, the Lord realized the profound
meaning of this statement. It is both an excuse AND a justification.
If things are going badly for you, well, you DESERVE IT because you're a
SUBGENIUS. If things are mind-blowingly orgasmic, well, you DESERVE IT
because you're a SUBGENIUS. And if you want something, well, you
DESERVE IT because you're a SUBGENIUS. Thus your sins can be explained
and your insane compulsions justified by one simple slogan.
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From: monsterwax@aol.com (Monsterwax)
I couldn't agree more. So I won't. But I will say this: The pinks will also get
what THEY deserve in just 5 short hours. Praise "Bob"!
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