Lilith for running the stage yet again and for sucking my dick with such fervor!
Nickie for showing us her Hello Kitty panties and white fishnet legs and for bringing Bizarro the Magician.
Bliss America for rocking out, two Joy Division covers, small sized T-shirts and fungi-Slack!
Number Six for NOT being number two and having a delicious drummer, Rev. Cletus Interruptus.
Jehovah Hates Phred for "Herve Villachaize" and Andreux's gorgeous blond curls.
ESO for including "Baby's On Fire" in their dynamic set, rocket butt and Michele's badass outfit.
Kevbob for being one of the very first to come establish our campsite as a Slackful gathering place.
Sleezbird, soon to be known as another moniker, for just meeting her finally and that lovely hair.
The Duke of Uke for Bowie tunes and campsite companionship.
Little Fyodor for absolute, delirious madness. Never has that much repression been so beautiful.
Babushka for jewelry-Slack and for sucking my dick. She sucked so hard she fell over!!
Jesus Christ for also sucking my dick. I mean, DAMN! Jesus sucked my dick. It's a bumper sticker in the making.
Evangela for sucking my dick but adding a titty fuck. THIS is why she won. Oh YEAH!
Crawford Smith for Church Air and that cool hat. And for being tall. PapaJoe Mama for having a beard and MUCH more Slack than last year. Ms. Sakamoto for the surprise aural Slack. Cutey Honey forever! Frank Barney for saying that the pagans have no sense of humor. Quijibo-A-Go-Go for gin and juice, Esquivel and just because I adore them! I WILL sing for you, Mykal.
Magdalen for really skimpy clothes, a heart ass, letting us paint her in the sun and for being her usual unifying force-self.
Pastor Craig for breaking his clavicle and coming back to XXX-Day anyway! DAMN!
Cardinal Sin and Sister So-What for making us hot and bothered with Connie-sex stories with sound effects!
Dr. Legume for little skulls and warm hands. A preacher's hands. Susi Legume for being so wiggly!
Pope Black for cake-Slack.
Subgenius Spice for being so fucking cool! EVERYONE WHO BOUGHT A CALENDAR!!!
All the calendar girls for sitting and signing for 2 hours, instead of 1/2 and for sharing their time, bodies and brains. I love you.
Susie the Floozie for being HAPPY.
Byron Werner for helping her be that way.
Prostata Cantata for showing me the Andromeda Galaxy and the Ring Nebula. Cool.
Mojo for being a piece of shit.
Nancy for being a Cremora Slut.
Doc Frop - my beloved - for the 'frop-Slack he gave to so many, for loving me so much and for wearing my lingerie to the Fetish Ball.
Princess Wei for her constant aura of Slack and for being so beautiful.
Stang for his constant aura of Princess Wei. Stang and Wei for offering their place to sleep at before we went on to Brushwood.
Sternodox and Debi Dobbs Dallas who fed us and let us sleep in their house on the way to Brushwood too.
"Bob" for wisely turning this Year in the Church over to Connie.
Ed Strange for the groovy musical pipes and his cute, butch-looking fiance.
Rabbi for her creaminess and understanding.
Lust in Space for returning unannounced, space drink and for being sexier and more beautiful than ever. Thanks for helping stoke my engines!
Astro Babe for sitting on my lap. HEUNH!
Carter LeBlanc for having one of the grooviest, smoothest vibes around and for rubbing my head.
Hellpope Huey for awesome music, the BOOM! rant and for saying, "Come here ya big girl and give me a hug!"
Joy D'Veeve for going all the way naked!
I love pussy too, Jesus.
Troutwaxer and his wife for henna and a S-E-Xy site. Oh yeah, and for the vinyl maid outfit!
All of you who hugged me, visited with me and contributed to the building of my pleasure saucer.
Dr. Codini for being one big sexy mutha fuckah.
Lastly and most importantly, Barbie and Armand Geddyn for Bonobo-Yeti mating calls, a sweat lodge and for putting the finishing touches into launching my saucer.
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Subject: Re: Thanks And Props To.....
From: monsterwax@aol.com (Monsterwax)
How could i NOT have more slack? I didn't have the sewing circle out to jam
needles up my finger nails this year. (Fuck him if he can't take back a Joke.)
Some may have felt I "learned my lesson" but wait and see what happens the NEXT
chance I get to cause havoc in "Bob"s name! The Boston debacle will look like a
tea party! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Which raises the obvious Question: Where was Friday this year? I didn't see her
on the Saucers this morning either. Hmmmmmm...
Like the Chinese say, "Revenge is a dish best served COLD!" (And before the
Ivangelicals get all excited about crucifying me this time too, I'll go ahead
and mention that I have an IRON CLAD alibi.)
Cured but not deterred,
Papa Joe
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