All you subgenii SUCK!
You are nothing but a bunch of superstitious SLACKERS!
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Subject: Re: Subgenii suck
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com>
On Fri, 7 Jul 2000 01:27:50 -0400, "Bob" <anonymous@cotse.com> wrote, in
alt.slack:
}All you subgenii SUCK!
YES.
}You are nothing but a bunch of superstitious SLACKERS!
EXACTLY.
Now send the money.
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Subject: Re: Subgenii suck
From: mssakamoto@aol.communist (Miss Siouxsie Sakamoto)
>On Fri, 7 Jul 2000 01:27:50 -0400, "Bob" <anonymous@cotse.com> wrote:
>>All you subgenii SUCK!
>Only if we like you
Sometimes even if we don't like you.
--
"All children will relate to this touching story about a size-challenged rodent
who confronted his inner demons and dared to take the maze less traveled. No
more Mister Nice Mouse!"
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Subject: Re: Subgenii suck
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Bob wrote:
>
> All you subgenii SUCK!
>
> You are nothing but a bunch of superstitious SLACKERS!
whatever. you got gum, Joe? you want good time?
you meet my sister. she schoolteacher. she fuck
you like water buffalo.
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Subject: Re: Subgenii suck
From: Locnar@IgLou.com (Governor Rocknar)
>
In article <200007070527.BAA04429@anon.cotse.com>, "Bob"
<anonymous@cotse.com> wrote:
> All you subgenii SUCK!
>
> You are nothing but a bunch of superstitious SLACKERS!
After doing an extensive word and letter count, we find that the original
posting has.
13 words
61 letters
75 characters of text total.
1 + 3 = 4 6 + 1 = 7 7 + 5 = 12
Today's Lucky SubGenius HORROR-SCOPE number - 4712
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Gov. Rocknar
Randolph S. Vance
Locnar@Iglou.com (Macintosh Eudora Mail)
QUOTE - "I'll watch some TV, it'll help me to RELAX!" - Ren Hoek
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Subject: Re: Subgenii suck
From: "LXIX" <post_replys_please@invalid-address.com>
Syllables.
1: (9) All, you, SUCK, You, are, but, a, bunch, of
2: (3) subgenii, nothing, SLACKERS
3: (0)
4: (1) superstitious
so (1X9)+(2X3)+(3X0)+(4X1) = 19
Our poster is 19 years old.
1.0 Sentence per paragraph
6.5 Words per sentence
4.8 Characters per word
Flesch Reading Ease 63.5
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level 6.0
Not only 19 years old, but still in the sixth grade.
At least there wasn't any passive voice.
I give him a moon sticker!
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