2001: A Pink Odyssey

From: monsterwax@aol.com (Monsterwax)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 5, 2000 5:01 PM

Jeesy queezy, just when you though threes the charm, mo-fo "Bob" does it to us
again: Makes us wait!

But let's be fair. It's not HIS fault, but the Cons! I thought FOR CERTAIN that
this year was the real 1998, but obviously, the conspiracy manipulated the
calendar far more than even the most cynical Subgenius ever suspected.

Even though they can trick us with false alarms, the fact remains that their
time left on Earth is FINITE. They may think they are clever by trying to make
us lose faith by manipulating the calendars forward a few years, but it won't
work. We may have no way of really knowing what year 1998 really is until
X-day arrives, but one thing is DEAD CERTAIN: When the aliens arrive and the
pinks start Repenting, it will be TOO LATE for "them" and not a moment TOO SOON for "us"! We can SET OUR WATCH to 7AM, July 5th, 1998 the very moment the first Star Destroyers drop out of warp and the Conspiracy Dupes start
evaporating in clouds of pink vapor.

I already have my Casio digital watch adjusted to that time and blinking. All I
have to do is press the "set" button.

Please "Bob", let it be soon! (2001 is going to be a LONG year...)

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