Pastor Craig's Purple Pector Problem

From: sosodada <irving@berlin.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: irving@berlin.com
Date: Wed, Jul 12, 2000 11:30 AM
Message-ID: <396CAB4F.1F2ED5E7@berlin.com>

Resop pornographed, " I know that many of you jerk off to my suffering, so
here's another helping of me shacking my suffering moneymaker...
[c]urrently, due to bruises, internal bleeding, and marrow from the bone, my
left pectoralis muscle is completely stained purple."

If the SubGenius member of your choice doesn't react with appropriate
passion at the prospect of your purple pectoralis and provide you with an
extended period of physical pleasuring and pampering, I propose a petition
to the Popes and Patriarchs to pool a pile of funding with which to pander
and procure the services world-class sacred prostitute on your behalf.
Perhaps in Amsterdam?

Shit -- I should have told the U-Haul trollop that we were intending to
return the trailer to Teaneck.

PS: Send me your PO info -- I found a piece of bone in my truck and I
assume it is yours.

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