The Hot Womenz Of XXX-DAY

From: "Rev. Dr. Lon G. Cockinhand" <aaronjeremychris@earthlink.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jul 8, 2000 12:46 AM
Message-ID: <u7A95.40036$NP5.1261005@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>

I have been looking at all the pics of xxx-day posted on alt.binaries.slack
and ive looked at them about 20 times each and ive realized one thing, THE
WOMENZ OF XXX-DAY ARE SO FUCKING HOT, I cant believe that after all these
years of being an outcast to the world that im actually in a group with so
many HOT WOMENZ. So far ive found that evry woman at xxx-day looks like a
woman that ive either had a crush on or completely hated me. In my home
town I have been declared the towns biggest pervert. Now i am proud of my
title and I wear it with pride. I am gonna make it to X-4 and i hope all of
you do also.

Sincerely Yours,
Rev. Dr. Lon G. Cockinhand
Supreme Pervert of Owensboro, Ky
aaronjeremychris@earthlink.net
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Subject: Re: The Hot Womenz Of XXX-DAY
From: SWILBERT® <nenslo@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jul 8, 2000 1:08 AM
Message-ID: <3966D356.3C02@subgenius.com>

Rev. Dr. Lon G. Cockinhand wrote:
>
> I have been looking at all the pics of xxx-day posted on alt.binaries.slack
> and ive looked at them about 20 times each and ive realized one thing, THE
> WOMENZ OF XXX-DAY ARE SO FUCKING HOT, I cant believe that after all these
> years of being an outcast to the world that im actually in a group with so
> many HOT WOMENZ.

It's just too damn bad all us SubGenius guys are such a lot of
potbellied flabby-armed thin-bearded balding pallid bespectacled FREAKS.
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Subject: Re: The Hot Womenz Of XXX-DAY
From: Doktor Lumpen <lumpen@bigfoot.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jul 8, 2000 10:53 AM
Message-ID: <39675C78.A88556A0@bigfoot.com>

Miss Siouxsie Sakamoto wrote:
>
> From: SWILBERT® nenslo@subgenius.com
>
> >It's just too damn bad all us SubGenius guys are such a lot of
> >potbellied flabby-armed thin-bearded balding pallid bespectacled FREAKS.
>
> Not really, since that's what we go for in men.
>
> --
> Miss Siouxsie Sakamoto

I'm as flabby, thin-bearded, pallid, and bespecatcled a freak as you
could ever hope to find, and baldness runs in the family.

Will you marry me?

-Lumpen
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Subject: Re: The Hot Womenz Of XXX-DAY
From: andreux@eterna.net (andreux)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jul 8, 2000 12:56 PM
Message-ID: <39677956.52626273@news.enteract.com>

Sister Decadence <decadence@subgenius.com> wrote:

>On Sat, 08 Jul 2000 02:41:05 -0500, Christopher Lee said in alt.slack:
>
>>
>>Yeah. Yeah, that sucks. A lot.
>>My arms aren't that flabby, but other than that- yeah.
>
> Hell, I'm one of those "womenz" and I'm flabby too. We rock.

Mmmmmmm... Yes, it's your "flabby parts" that we like
to look at the most, too...

-andreux

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saint@prairienet.org
nichole's panties on sale... cheep. inquire within
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Subject: Re: The Hot Womenz Of XXX-DAY
From: phred523@aol.com (Pope Phred de Joliet)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jul 8, 2000 4:20 PM
Message-ID: <20000708182052.01756.00002244@ng-cu1.aol.com>

>Mmmmmmm... Yes, it's your "flabby parts" that we like
> to look at the most, too...
>

I meself, like the knobbly bits. You know, like the knee cap and a well
tuned thumb joint. Huurrgh! Ehhn! Grolsch!

Pope "Minky Boodle!" Phred
"It's True!"

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