ALL EYEBALLS NOW TO BE CRAMMED WITH OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE ARCHETYPAL CHEESY BULLDADA SACRED SYMBOLS!!

NEW CRITICAL INVENTION SURE TO HAUL MANKIND UP FROM THE MUD and MIRE!

NOTE: The MACINTOSH versions of the BobCo Fonts have now been updated to work in OSX -- thanks to ZONTAR!

NEWS FLASH! ALL NEW BOBCO FONT SET FROM ATOM FUNWAY:

Download MACINTOSH version now !!!!(Now OSX-friendly) !!! !!!! Download WINDOWS version now!

See below for the 3 previous BobCo font sets! ALL WILDLY DIFFERENT!

THE TRUE SUBGENIUS SYMBOL FONT ICONOGRAPHY!!

BEYOND GUTENBERG!!!

FAR, FAR BEYOND EINSTEIN and his puny "light speed" pussywhipped limitations!

BIRTH OF AN ABORTION!!!
-- and many many secret decoder formulae!

THESE AMAZING SUBGENIUS HEIROGLYPHS WILL REPLACE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE in BUSINESS AND SOCIAL INTERCOURSE, WORLD WIDE!!!
THESE very SubGenius SYMBOL FONTS shall REVOLUTIONIZE ALL PRINTING, EVEN ALL READING AS WE KNOW IT!
ALL WORLDS OR NONE!! FIFTY CENTS AN HOUR!!!
NEWLY REVISED, BIG-TIME! If you downloaded the previous version, DUMP 'EM and GET THESE!
The new BOBCO 7,8, & 9 True Type fonts are a consolidation of BOBCO 1 thru 6 *PLUS 64 new symbols*. Also included is a chart of all 282 symbols. The font symbols were also resized so they'll work better in word programs. PLUS, as a bonus, we offer the new LEGUME and STANG character symbol fonts! SICKENING!!

FOR WINDOWS: BOBCO-7.TFF, BOBCO-8.TFF, and BOBCO-9.TFF
DOWNLOAD THE WINDOWS PACKAGE NOW!
For MACINTOSH:
BobCo 7 Regular, BobCo 8 Regular, BobCo 9 Regular and BobCo 10!
DOWNLOAD THE MACINTOSH PACKAGE NOW!
(REVISED for OSX! Only 248k each, including instructions, charts)
EXTRA BONUS USELESS FREEBIES!
LEGUME FONT for Windows
LEGUME FONT for (old OS) MAC
STANG FONT for Windows
STANG FONT for (Old OS) MAC
(These symbol fonts contain about 16 cartoonoid symbol-pics each of these two behated SubGenius evelangelists.)
POSTSCRIPT BOBCO FONT!! (for PC only -- 594k)
A contribution from Rev. Mad Hatter. Not warrantied by this office.

Hitler possessed but ONE dingbat swastika -- You'll Have 282 in this SubGenius Font Set. HITLER: font-wise, a rank amateur with ONLY ONE BALL. But these FONTS are worth... why, they're...
WORTH AT LEAST ONE THOUSAND TESTICLES, "PER 248 k file!"
It takes THREE CHARTS to display just SOME of the 282 SYMBOLS! View 'em NOW!
CHART 1........! CHART 2......! CHART 3.....!

CHANGE THEM! SWITCH THEM! MIX THEM! MATCH THEM!
Now TAKE A DEEP BREATH, then SCOPE OUT THIS

"GALLERY OF SYMBOL ABUSE"

-- TAKE A STAGGERING GANDER at JUST A FEW MORE of THE WILDER USES FOR BOBCO FONT that were invented by ATOM FUNWAY and OTHER ARTISTS OF ALT.BINARIES.SLACK!!!
And now, ready yourself to experience this
SECOND GALLERY OF SYMBOL-FONT ABUSE
-- even sicker!!!

Fun For Boys AND Girls!

ATOM FUNWAY ITSELF SAYS:
"I think that you'll agree that you and I have no grasp of the fun things yet to be done with it. "

Use 'em for Xist Day wrapping paper!
Use 'em for paper party hats!
USE 'em -- USE IT -- to bring down the Empire!

These are powerful symbols -- INCREDIBLY powerful symbols -- but now they'll be available at the touch of a button. To ANY CHILD. Think about it. ANY PEWLING HUME-NORM BABE CHILD will be able to summon "BOB" and "THEM" -- BOTH!!

It can also double an "invisible secret cipher." You now have access to every secret "frop" (aka marijuana-like substance) code.

Atom Funway Plastico and their designers have... "gone and recreated, and improved upon, the mighty work laid down by our predeccesors... so that future generations can use these images SIZE-INDEPENDENT... OVER."

Yes. Size-independent. The resolution is as good as your printer or screen, no matter how big they get. If you use a program that has anti-aliasing like PhotoShop, they'll always be as smooth as shown in the BOBCO chart. It's just like any other font, except the "letters" are shaped like flying saucers and Pipes. OVER." -- MESSAGE FROM ACTUAL "FUNWAY"

WE SHALL SPRAY PAINT SECRET SUBGENIUS TRIGGER-SYMBOL ARCHETYPES ONTO THE VERY RETINAS of THE BLIND FOOLS, as the blood of our tragedy washes over their mothers' corneae!

FUN FUN FUN SEIZE HIM!! "It would be no trouble to convert them to Word Perfect Graphics, DXF, EPS or any other vector format. OVER and OUT."

DEVELOPEMENT HISTORY

SubGenius Fonts Read-Me

A Message to Developers of other SubGenius Products:

Remember, the face of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is a trademark owned by The SubGenius Foundation, inc., so you should always mention that in tiny print somewhere. All of these graphics are copyrighted, and if we find them being used especially prominently somewhere without any credit given to us, much less the Church, we will threaten you.

THANKS and PRABOB.

SUBGENIUS FONTS are copyrighted shareware software. You should not run the software until you have read the document called "License Agreement". By running the software you signify that you agree to the terms of the License Agreement. We as SubGenius arteests really busted our asses on these, and YET we allow you to use them FREE OF CHARGE... for 15 days!! EXACTLY 15 days, and not one hour longer. If, at the end of that time, you enjoy using these "dingbats" and would like to keep them in your computer, PAY YOUR SHAREWARE FEE -- or your computer, and the building in which it is housed, will explode automatically. SERIOUSLY! The Church needs every penny it can get, and surely you need a much cleaner conscience than the one you currently use. WHY NOT??

SEND $20 (check or money order made to The SubGenius Foundation would be fine)

PO Box 181417, Cleveland Heights, OH 44118 slack@subgenius.com
OR CALL THAT CREDIT CARD NUMBER IN, TOLL FREE: 1-888-669-2323.

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