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Subject: All I ever need to know, I learned in boot camp.
Date: 04/30/2000
Author: Chaos Israel <chaisr@hotmail.com>
This is what I learned:
--Never refuse an obstacle.
--If you lay your clothes over a chair, just before bedtime, you'll be
able to find them quickly first thing in the morning.
--"They're" just doing their job. Don't ever take it personally. --You
CAN dance in combat boots.
--Exercise BEFORE eating.
--When crossing a bridge, break step.
--Post roadguards.
--Drink three glasses of water with every meal.
--If one person fails, the whole unit fails; watch backs & cover
asses. --Leave the rattlesnakes alone and they'll leave you alone.
Usually. --If you're gonna doze off, stand up & move to the back of the
room. --Last man out turn off the lights & secure the door.
--Never refuse an obstacle.
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chaos_israel.sig:
The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel
[...]
"John Denver died for your sins."
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