"SO THIS IS HOW IT IS GOING TO BE!!!!!"

From: "Secretive Pope Hellbender Hait" <secretive_pope_hellbender_hait@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 5, 2000 8:52 PM
Message-ID: <rvS85.33662$NP5.1020720@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>

SO THIS IS HOW IT IS GOING TO BE !!!!!!!

I have never seen a more distasteful showing in all my days with the
CHURCH!
Oh My Head! XXX-Day Taken over by Connie, and Doctor Legume not only
condoning it, but being led around buy his genitalia like a childs pulltoy.
His
head bobing like a wooden head on a spring in a constant nodding approval to
all the connie's demands. So under thier spell that Rev. Doctor Strange bent
Legume over at Quijibo's Bar and planted on him a large "Strap on" labeled
"FAG" as Legume did nothing to stop it, and later heard to tell Rev. Spider
"It's OK" . Why I
remember a time when Legume would have snapped at the mere "THOUGHT"
that such a thing could happen, Instantly bursting into a POWERFULL
Preachin! that would "SHAKE"................. if not "SCARE THE HELL OUT OF"
the very foundation of the Church and Only one powerfull X-Day Rant out of
how many this X-Day? That preached the very foundation of "BOB's
Doctrine".....
"HATE!" You should GET ON YOUR KNEES and KNEEL BEFRORE HIM
and Thank this Reverend! Why i personally watched him risk his very lower
intestines, imbibing "LARGE QUANTITYS" of Cafine enriched brown liquid to
get ready to impart to you a Most Powerfull "RANT of HATE".
Have we forgotten our "All POWERFULL"......"HATE"?
ARISE!!!!!! FELLOW SubGenius MEN!!!!!!!
ARE WE NOT MEN?
ARE WE NOT "DEVO"?
ARISE!!!!!, and RECLAIM the "CHURCH" in the name of "BOB"!!!!!!!!
before it's TOO LATE!!!
The "Connie's" are to Us as "Kriptonite" was to Superman!
and it will NOT be an EASY FIGHT!!!
BOB has forsaken us for yet another year!!!! Because "WE ARE NOT READY!!!!"
BOB IS UP THERE RIGHT NOW!! ON A COSMIC JOYRIDE WITH THE ALIEN
SEXGODDESSES!!!, and if we want to get his attention away from THEM!
WE HAVE TO GET UP OFF OUR ASS's AND "DO SOMETHING!!!!"
WE NEED "MORE", "POWERFULL PREACHIN !!!!!"
AND "MORE", "HATEFULL RANTING"!!!!! if we are to save Ourselves a place
on the SUACERS next pass! Why the "Lacking" or "LACK Of" RANTS this XXX-day
was just "UNACCEPTABLE"!
"STAND UP!!!!"
"GET ON YOUR KNEES"
"GET OFF YOUR KNEES" as the case may be.......
and "DO WHAT MUST BE DONE !!!!!!!!!!!!" If we are to Secure "OUR" place in
the
"END TIMES"

Call Me an "ASS", Call Me a "BASTARD" or a "BOBBY", Just Don't
"CALL ME LATE FOR X-X-X-X Day!!!!!!!!!!!
Pope Hellbender Hait
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Subject: Re: "SO THIS IS HOW IT IS GOING TO BE!!!!!"
From: Legume <legume@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jul 7, 2000 12:36 AM
Message-ID: <39657A5E.5428@subgenius.com>

Secretive Pope Hellbender Hait wrote:
>
> SO THIS IS HOW IT IS GOING TO BE !!!!!!!

I reckon so.
>
> I have never seen a more distasteful showing in all my days with the
> CHURCH!
> Oh My Head! XXX-Day Taken over by Connie, and Doctor Legume not only
> condoning it, but being led around buy his genitalia like a childs pulltoy.

As opposed to you "real men" who had to pull YOUR OWN genitalia.

> His
> head bobing like a wooden head on a spring in a constant nodding approval to
> all the connie's demands.

Actually, they made NO demands. Hell, they didn't even make REQUESTS.
For the most part, they just loved me up REAL GOOD, and all I had to do
in return was smile and not stomp around like a testosterone-fueled
ape...

Thanks go out to Onan, for the inspiration.

>So under thier spell that Rev. Doctor Strange bent
> Legume over at Quijibo's Bar and planted on him a large "Strap on" labeled
> "FAG" as Legume did nothing to stop it, and later heard to tell Rev. Spider
> "It's OK" .

Fucking right it's OK. Can you possibly be MORE of a dumbass? CONSIDER
THIS;

Strange tried to humiliate me in front of everyone. How? By branding me
a FAG, simply because I spent my weekend lounging in a hot tub full of
BEAUTIFUL NAKED WOMEN, instead of with SMELLY GUYS BLOWING STUFF UP TO
COMPENSATE FOR THEIR SMALL PENISES.

As Jimbo once said to Nelson, "You kissed a GIRL...That's so GAY!"

So what did the women see? A couple of stupid ASSHOLES doing something
MEAN to a REALLY SWEET GUY who TREATED THEM VERY WELL all weekend.

Hell, I couldn't have PAID for better PR than that. That just made all
the women want to be around me EVEN MORE.

And I LIKE WOMEN.

If liking women better than men makes me a FAG, then "Bob"-damn it, I'LL
BE THE BIGGEST FAGGOT TO EVER FUCK YOUR WOMAN RAW.

>Why I
> remember a time when Legume would have snapped at the mere "THOUGHT"
> that such a thing could happen, Instantly bursting into a POWERFULL
> Preachin! that would "SHAKE"................. if not "SCARE THE HELL OUT OF"
> the very foundation of the Church and Only one powerfull X-Day Rant out of
> how many this X-Day?

Spoken like someone who doesn't even know me and believes everything he
reads on alt.slack, as well as someone who didn't get laid at XXXDay.

>That preached the very foundation of "BOB's
> Doctrine".....
> "HATE!"

Funny, I thought ***SLACK*** was the very foundation of Dobbs' doctrine.

>You should GET ON YOUR KNEES and KNEEL BEFRORE HIM
> and Thank this Reverend!

You'd like that, wouldn't you, you nasty FAG!

> Have we forgotten our "All POWERFULL"......"HATE"?
> ARISE!!!!!! FELLOW SubGenius MEN!!!!!!!
> ARE WE NOT MEN?
> ARE WE NOT "DEVO"?
> ARISE!!!!!, and RECLAIM the "CHURCH" in the name of "BOB"!!!!!!!!
> before it's TOO LATE!!!

"Bob" is a SEX GOD, remember? He's not a HATE GOD.

> The "Connie's" are to Us as "Kriptonite" was to Superman!
> and it will NOT be an EASY FIGHT!!!

Damn, you ARE a fag, aren't you?

> BOB has forsaken us for yet another year!!!!

"Bob" has forsaken YOU. SOME of us are partying down with Dobbs RIGHT
NOW, and YOU aint.

>Because "WE ARE NOT READY!!!!"

Look! A golden kernel of TRUTH protrudes from your silly turd of a rant.

> BOB IS UP THERE RIGHT NOW!! ON A COSMIC JOYRIDE WITH THE ALIEN
> SEXGODDESSES!!!, and if we want to get his attention away from THEM
> WE HAVE TO GET UP OFF OUR ASS's AND "DO SOMETHING!!!!"

I don't think he swings that way. I mean, you can believe what you want,
if it makes you feel pretty, but "Bob" and I would rather be with our
Connies than hanging around highway rest stops with you secret sausage
chompers.

> WE NEED "MORE", "POWERFULL PREACHIN !!!!!"
> AND "MORE", "HATEFULL RANTING"!!!!! if we are to save Ourselves a place
> on the SUACERS next pass! Why the "Lacking" or "LACK Of" RANTS this XXX-day
> was just "UNACCEPTABLE"!

I preached a GREAT sermon on SEXHURT. About 3 AM, Monday morning, I
peeled Rev.Susi's psychedelic spandex body suit off her, and then I bent
her over the pulpit and spent the next hour doing the bonobo longstroke
in her tight little pussy, only stopping when she was in too much pain
to continue...

Like MOST shit at X-Day, you just gotta be at the right place at the
right time.

> "GET ON YOUR KNEES"

FAG.

> If we are to Secure "OUR" place in
> the
> "END TIMES"

"The REAR END TIMES"

> Call Me an "ASS", Call Me a "BASTARD" or a "BOBBY"

OK. You're an ass, a bastard, and a Bobbie. Next year, could you bring
some WOMEN with you...I still have a few more dicks I need emptied.

You SWISH.
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Dr.K'taden Legume
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"My baby's so doggone fine."

- Heinrich Himmler

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