XXX-Day StangCam Video Log Roll 4
Byron Werner rant AGAINST Slack!! "Bring on the Conspiracy, 'cause I know MY FOREHEAD can STOP THAT TANK!"
st.andreux -- rant on acts vs. hate
P-Lil calls for signed-up ranters who have vanished.
Boddhisatva Troutwaxer rant -- announces LongDurMarriage... runs a Hate Test on audience -- asks them to generate maximum psychic Hate and try to blast him with a heart attack. Their Hate is weak however. (It gave ME a HEADACHE just TRYING!) "Your Hate is IMPURE!"
"Tonight you must spread your legs or spread your cheeks for the mighty pecker of JR BOB DOBBS!! And tomorrow you will SCOUR every plyground, every shopping mall, every PINK!"
Lil intros Rev. Woody
BABUSHKA!
"Gonna Wash Those Pinks Right Outa My Hair""Surrey with the Fringe on Top", other ancient song
Naked, overweight Klingon makes terribly earnest attempt to get embarrassed SubGenii to take off their clothes and get friendly. Then rants about "Bob", desperately trying to increase the energy of the dozen people standing around. Slack is the quantum field... the Internet was sold out. Very energetic preaching to the converted. "If "Bob" doesn't show up, you have to make the Apocalypse happen!"
Lil intros Hellpope Huey music.
HELLPOPE HUEY rant -- good all-purpose Churchly devival-brag intro or outro
Huey musical compositions performed on huge Yamaha synthesizer
Jesus speaks... "What IS the Church of the SubGenius"...introduces THE ICON of the NEW "BOB" ORDER.
Picture the black VOID of nothingness... ((GREAT RANT about how a GOLF BALL is the Church.)
GREAT!! Jesus rant re: the New World Order vs. New "Bob" Order! Only one way to beat the Conspiracy -- not to take them over, but to BECOME them! We will become the NEW Coinspiracy, under the NEW SYMBOL of "BOB"! America has been DESTROYED... it's been reduced to a beer commercial and a cuigaret ad. Soon, THIS will be the only ad that we see. We ill unite in disorganization to bring down the Conspiracy. "Bob" is dead... long live "Bob".
Jesus then sells the NEW "BOB" ICON JEWELRY!! Why should the Satanists have all the best jewelry? New STIRLING SILVER NEW "BOB" ORDER NECKLACE PENDANT! Only $25! (We sold all of them!) "Wear it while doing your duties to the Conspiracy, all the while secretly saying, "Fuck you, man!""
P-Lil's Rant -- "Fuckin' Pissed Off" Slack must come first... then why am I still pissed off about it? If there is Slack to be had in being pissed off at something, then PRAISE "BOB" I AM PISSED OFF!!"
Getting a devival together;
We build whole societies out of shit.... now we're asking, "When will that shit be washed away? Where the fuck are the Xists? I want an explanation that makes SENSE! G. Spencer Brown's math book "The Laws of Form" and "The Travelling Salesman Problem." -- "To cross again is not to cross." On XX Day we were double crossed -- and thus we canceled out the first X-Day. Cross 'em once... cross 'em twice... third time's the charm! Get off or Get Screwed!
((END OF SIDE ONE of 90 MIN TAPE of VIDEO-SOUND)) ((END OF ROLL 4))
ROLL 5
Popess Lil calls for more ranters... then sings SONG about animal testing, "Let's Vivisect Each Other"
Bizarro the Illusionist -- balloon animals, money tricks and comedic "patter". Brings Rev. John Paul, Barbara PissOff onstage and performs jolly mentalist routines and card tricks with his two balls.
LITTLE FYODOR AND BABUSHKA
"I Don't Care"
tune up, song 1
"I Wanna Be "Bob""
"All My Clothes Are Uncomfortable"
"You Give Me Hard-On"
Greatest Nerd song ever: "Nobody Wants to Play with Me"!
"Everybody's Fucking"
"I Don't Know What to Do"
"Might as Well Watch TV"!
killer AntiConspiracy song "Look at the Humans"
"THE BLACKNESS" !!
"This Diamond Ring"
"Get Outta My Head Top 40 Song"
"Fuck It - Who Cares - What Good Is It!" chant!!
Dance of the Salted Slug
DJ Shaver -- music and racism-- real race war is between Normals and SubGenii, does rude rude poem in British voice, "So What" by The Anti-Nowhere League
Mojo admits to being a Conspiracy agent
EINSTEIN'S SECRET ORCHESTRA
set-up
"Monkey Bunny"
"Sex in Another Dimension"
END OF ROLL 5
ROLL 6
ESO continued
"Baby's On Fire"*
"Graveyard Shift"
"Faith Healer"
add 4 bunny
"Strange Cleveland"*
"Iodine 101"
"Father of Night"*
"Solar Fire"
"Jaguar Night"
Chas names "What Does ESO Mean?" contest: Most Creative: Electric Sensory Overdrive (Pater Nostril) ; Bud Plugg's artwork-name; Most Hairy: Extraterrestrial Sexual Overload (DJ Shaver); Most Druidful: (Jakub) "Extended Sexual Orgasm" (Most Accurate)
"Bang a Gong"
"Hand Jive"
"Ride Ride"
PAPA "JEW" MAMA
GREAT!!! Rant on Jack T. Chick and FANATICISM!!
"If one lone nut in Germany can come this close to taking over the world, why can't 100 SubGeniuses destroy the world on X-Day??" If we fail, it will be because we lost faith in our own deadline: JULY 5 1998!!!
STANG and ESO
starts easy ranting -- shows New Age clothing catalog showing recently vacated clothing.
IS the tape of your life worth flipping, to the Xists? ESO starts playing...
This was a great XXX-Day... I got Slack. Why worry? We can let the ALIENS do it.
New Dobbs quote: "ABOUT the same isn't the same as "the same.""
The great stuff that happened this year.... and we been building our own ships! (New rant from HoS)
*Our field trip to Amsterdam and how fucked up this country is revealed to be. We met Jeroon Van Braam, the Dutch SubGenius... and his great philosophy. "While you're alive, you gotta shout and make a lot of noise, 'cause when you die, you SHUT UP LIKE HELL!"
World ends TOMORROW!! If I don't live forever, I get my money back. But what about your TIME?? (This is all completely winged -- I don't understand how anybody can say my rant was "80% old material" unless they've been reading my toilet paper after I wipe with it, or else a mind reader.)
The bitter federal agent who is assigned to follow us. I wanna speak to that poor federal agent.
We won't tell you the best way to fight the Conspiracy. "Fuck 'emm if they Can't Take a Joke" is the only philosophy...
New MULTIPLE JESUSes rant (totally new since Columbus devival, used once on HoS and once at Euclid tavern)
You let "Bob" use YOU as a crutch... let "Bob" smoke YOU!
Which Jesus will it be?? There's been many Jesuses but there's only one "Bob"!
Pray to YOURSELF for Slack. Don't come asking US for Slack. As long as Slack can't be bottle ad sold, they cannot win.
You can't depend on aliens or salesmen... build yr own ship...
**new SUICIDE rant... the fact that you get GLIMPSES of Slack proves it's there for you. Involuntary Slack.
Chas shit quote.
"Us and All Our Friends" ((Audio Tape 2 ends here))) ((START Audio from Vid Tape 3))
That bit of Slack is the BAIT... let "Bob" cook you... if you must die, let "Bob" kill you.
'Cause "Bob" is the biggest fuck-up of them all. Reaffirm that $30 commitment... can't wait to get royally screwwed on Triple X Day.
Alien science will seem like "COINCIDENCE"!
GOD is RUNNING OUT OF TIME. "Bob's" a-gainin' on him. GOD LOVES YOU... but "BOB" WANTS YOU. And he's gonna fiund you. You think you're gonna find yourself better than "Bob" can? They'll find me when I pry myself out of my cold dead fingers.
Evacuate or Vacate the Evacuation Chamber.
Divinity School of Hard Knocks.
We will lead this damn nation to damnation -- Legume
We are good, but we're our own brand of good." -- Wei
END SLOGANS and Praise "Bob"
Lil out-tro, praise chas, praise regis, dave
Plug for WCSB
Hell if Blanket Ass can do it, anybody can. Where is Blanket Ass?
(((END OF ROLL 6))
ROLL 7
Lil does Sterno's "'Cause he's a DUMBASS" routine (incomplete due to reel change
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** SUNDAY 8 am -- Stang wakes up, leaves room in a panic (POV) -- finds Jesus and Papa Joe outside, everybody else is Ruptured!! -- they describe the mob who tried to awaken the Hierarchy who were sleeping in the trailer. "You mean they're gone? We can party!" "Their bodies are gone, but their DRUGS are still HERE!"
For the first time ever, there was an actual CROWD and we slept through it.
Modemac tells the tale of 7 am, how the mob attacked the trailer. Stang describes his memory of it. "The Xists were hovering over the field, with ladders hanging down, and the SubGeniuses were all looking everywhere but up, saying, "Where's Stang?"
EXT. Jesus makes announcements. Claims he and Stang were at the Pavillion at 7 am... but it was just a test. World ends July 5 7 am. ... FORCED everybody to become Members...
Stang gives last minute award to RevdrJack for Best Campsite following bribery.
Stang and Frop make monkey noise at girls.
Regis taking sound stuff down with SubG help
Close-ups of bulliten board, comments posters, titty-prints
Modemac demonstrates his 7 am multimedia show
SITCHIN PANEL
(I screwed up and DIDN'T have my camera on for this, until after Jesus got there. I seem to recall doing all the real discussion of sell-out Sitchin BEFORE the Lord arrived. I wouldn't mind getting a copy of the "Sitchin discussion" from when it started in the pavillion to when Jesus arrived, after we'd moved the whole thing to the cafe.)
THE CAKE from Pope Black arrives from Kiel GermanY!
Stang reads Pope Black's prophetic visionary letter!
AstroBabe at Sales Shack
Rev. Zorro, Legume, Papa Joe in the trailer with "Bob"
GROUP PICTURE with Rev. Zorro
Susie the Floozy's XXX-Commemorative Etched Glass Bowl
Wei and Mom look at Craig Mitchell's pics
Nickie eats fire at Potluck Dinner
Legume pyroflatualtes 8 feet in the air, plays with home made flame thrower
Jesus's miracle of fishes and loaves... starts with 1 fish, 1 loaf. By the time Jesus is finished mooching a loaf here and a fish there off the populace, He's gathered 50 fishes and 50 loaves. It's a MIRACLE!
Pastoral scene like Heaven or Jonestown
Byron and the "Bob" Mummy... Susie and Mojo...
Quijibo A Go Go Lounge ... nite scenes x
MONDAY MORNING
El Diablo packing up in trailer.... trailer liquor shots
MONDAY NIGHT:
Evangela and her friend who JUST got in from Montana -- in trailer. Stang suddenly remembers the CLAPBOARD! Makes Angela and her friend GET THE TAKE RIGHT!! -- very dramatic improv chase scene!
Weird experiments in dark trailer with flashlight and the giant metal Dobbsheads sent by Blackout
The Dobbshead and the Cornstarch Bowl "Acid Test"
TUESDAY MORNING
The Pulpit the next morning, after it had been defiled by the Preachers in the dead of night.
Stang, Frank Barney, and a Bagpipe Player dance a jig and stroll off into the sunset
The Last Supper in Brushwood "studio"
Bad picture, drunken party at Or Kill Me Radio.... Stang rant on air.
Burning a Dobbshead in the campfire... the grin and the Pipe are the last to go, as always. Picture of "Bob" by a mentally ill person, also burned.
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7 AM JULY 5 2000
Pavillion prep...
7 am moment... "God damn it! Fuck! Shit!" -- Rev. Ivan Stang
That one guy from Montana who didn't pay his $30 dances a jig...
Princess Wei's videotape runs out exactly 2 minutes after the Xists fail to arrive. Stang's Syquest disk of the frame grabs of that video likewise runs out of space exactly at that ending frame... frame 23.
((END ROLL 7))
ROLL 8 --
Still 7 am ... Lil explains how to say SubGenius must have Slack in Swedish... "Slocknar"
We can all go get jobs now...
Jesus and I had prepared new slogans: The SubGenius Must Give Slack
Get a Second Job for "Bob"
Act like Rocknar and We'll Treat you as an Equal
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Tell a Joke
The few participants stand around jawing and speculating, coming up with new slogans.
P-Lil suggests -- rather than US LEAVE, we DRIVE ALL OTHERS OFF... ((End of Audio tape off Video #3 Side One))
2001 -- black slab for "Bob" -- apes throw checkbooks up in the air, they turn into flying saucers as they fall.
4-X -- the Fourthcoming
"Too Tired to Scream"
"Let's Face it, this is Hell."
Dobbs beat us again at Tic Tac Toe.
"Maybe next year!"
"Don't Quit Your Day Job!"
We may not have gotten Escape Vessels but at least we got footage of Pastor Craig breaking his collarbone (which Gorgonzola found some dogs fighting over)
Maybe the problem is that we are awake AT ALL on July 5... (Lil)
Everyone wanders away... dejected... slunking away... shamed... mocked by the Discordians and Christians... Lust in Space vamooses with whole tent strapped atop convertible.
Last shot is a Susie the Floozy-made tail-slate tail slate.
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