XXX-Day StangCam video log ROLL 3

Fri night: PAPA JOE MAMA and Jesus, GREAT rants!!!

Sat. morning:
Gathering in pavillion for Connieite Calendar Signing.
Jesus announces that we'll be playing loops of the videotape of Pastor Craig's accident and agony.
Sister Decadence makes speech, thanks everybody... "We're here for the naked chicks! Fuck "Bob"!" "No wait, isn't that supposed to be fuck the naked chicks and Praise "Bob"?"

Jesus does Calendar sales -- goes through page by page, girl by girl. Only $10, less than $1 a jack-off. You'll jack off 12 times in one day for the first time since you were 12! Stang notes that the BEST part is that there's DOBBSHEADS on each page. Something to aim for -- to blind him so he won't see your sin. The true "money shot".

Susie shows off the Little Rock Free Press front page featuring Pope Sternodox in drag at the Ho's n' Pimps Fest in Arkansas.

Discussing Legume's Antichrist virtual "Bob".

"I can't get myself out of bed every morning without jacking off to at least 3 of these delectable lovelies! They moan, they groan, they crawl on their belly like a reptile... you'll thank your lucky stars that you were not born like them... Rev. Toth is heading off to the bathroom... 2nd line forms at the portajohn... award for most stuck-together pages will be given later, get to work lads. SHOOT YOUR WAD FOR "BOB"! But SPEND your DOLLAR.

Jesus talks of the time when there were 100 men for every 1 SubG girl, and that girl was Susie the Floozy! Hair pioneer!

Stang denounces Legume's faggotry, the way he hangs around girls all the time. There are still REAL MEN who would rather go grapple with other men... "You call Dr. Legume a fag, that's a good way to get a dick up your butt."

Stang scolds Jesus for his shameful performance sucking Sister Decadence's cock... he claims he did it to prove he's a man.

Discussions of Janor's dick, which molts, falls off and grows back every year.

Girls sign stuff.

EXT: Stang, Jesus, Legume discuss the Mass Mooning, pond dunking, dick-leeches.

The first aid hut has become Papa Joe's sales shack, or "HATE HUT"...


ICE CREAM SOCIAL

Sales shack: Portable Liquid Death Spurters; Yer Last Smoke written on a cigaret

Susie, the Higher priced Spread, shows off great titties to Stang as thanks for his tireless efforts.\

Nickie licks cream off Bizarro as he launches white goop from his "cone"

Jesus and Stang bemaon lack of Ice Cream lickees or lickors.

Stang shoots some interviewer-style "reaction cutaways" of self for later editing purposes.

BOBTISM

Legume appears in his new Torturer Inquisition robes.

Stang stands around outside the pool, videotaping, pretending to be a Bobbie "frogwatcher" in disgusting monolog.

Notices that there are two black guys and a Klingon.

Cardinal Sin as Living Dead

Legume: "I can smell the sin on you, brothers and sisters... and that sin needs to be washed away.

Every year we get stained with sin... from daily jobs, all the shit.... This year things are different. Normally I make some poor devil fear for their lives. This weekend... it happened to me. " Requests that HE be baptised by a whole bunch of PURTY GALS.

Legume enters pool, takes a drop of water from the center of the Circle of Babes, leaves pool and uses it to baptise Pastor Craig, who's sitting on the sidelines.

All the gals are baptized, then all the girls, with Legume and Jesus splitting the duties.

Stang jumps in clothed.
(Camera sits, running, by poolside for awhile, then is still on for a long time after Stang gets out of pool and carries camera outside while he changes out of wet clothes.

Jesus takes Stang on a Judging Tour of the campgrounds

The Troutwaxer's Love Den, Model of X-Day, Magic SPinning Dobbshead (answers all questions either with sarcasm or sympathy, but it's always bad news)... 3-faced, 3-piped Skull Candle, aerosol Virgen de Guadalupe Good Luck spray.

Chas shows off his new rock star coat from Rev. Bunny

Tranquility Base -- What is ESO? (Signed by some dead SubG)

Quijibo A-Go-Go Tiki Slack Lounge, props

Weird Heads atop the Eyeball Art guy's car, eyeball grave

Visit to Dok Frop's... Chas heads by on a bicycle carrying a large MISSILE; Ed Strange emerges from Cauldron looking for compressed oxygen.

Chas and Mojo prepare rocket... launch old rocket with TWO motors taped to outside! "The only thing Werner Von braun had that we don't have is an army of slaves in concentration camps.

The Stooge-like rocket scientists of the Church of the SubGenius launch a javelin with no fins and the rockets taped to the outside. ((GREAT launch!!)

Signed cast on Sub youth's broken arm

The Whammo-phone of Ed Strange, in pavillion.

(halfway through roll 3 -- 1 hr)

Beginning of COMMUNION, with Legume, Jesus, Papa Joe... leads to
MASS MOONING of the SPY SATELLITES that the Conspiracy has up there, following us around.

Legume and "DEATH" or "HOLY MOTHERFUCKER" declare that SOME will be CHOSEN.

"YOU! Go to the Lord!" Legume pulls people from crowd, Jesus arranges them to spell out "BOB".

Stang accidentally mixes up "PAUSE" and "RECORD" and so misses good mooning, gets long conversation with Rocknar with camera pointed at the grass.


DUKE OF UKE through rest of roll
"Communication Breakdown"
?
"Anarchy in the UK"
"Cult of Personality"
that one song by that one pissed off woman
a love song
a sad song
"Light My Fire/L.A. Woman"
"Rock n Roll Suicide" "Star Man"
www.dukeofuke.com

Popess Lilith does some intros...

Rev. Phloighd does some X-Day "last 12 hours" ranting about "Kill "Bob"" games. "WHO KILLED "BOB" that is here?" Some POETIC frags of "Bob" -- shot in the face while purchasing his own material from himself.


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