#subgenius 7/9/00 Pt. 2
Log file opened at: 7/9/00 10:22:24 PM
*** Topic for #subgenius: XXX-Day pics on SubSITE! (Hot News section)
*** Topic for #subgenius set by Modemac on Sunday, July 9, 2000 7:13:28 PM
#SubGenius: Stang @Lilith @kevbob Bunnyboy PreacherM @Papajoe OiKent DMS @ONAN RevBro-VT Spyder @mykal Heysus @popeblack @MSakamoto @Rabbi @andreux @ChrisLi @magdalen AfKA @SGSpice @Phloighd Rev_Dr_Lon @boosterpack @revdrjack @resop RevDick @evangela Ctr|Freak
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SGSpice: venture capitalist.
Lilith: reStang!
Bunnyboy: lo agin Stang
andreux: lilith: venture capitalist.
kevbob: chris: ehoahahah
MSakamoto: hmm.
Stang: Gorsh, I got bounced.
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Stang: Yo Bunnyboy.!
Lilith: Andreux: I'll keep that in mind.
Bunnyboy: Aw! Bruised?
Rabbi: ChrisLi & Mykal- How close are you guys to Andreux?? If I could hang out with all of you at once... WOW!!!
andreux: damn long hair old geezer. always gets bounced more than us young'ns.
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Bunnyboy: re Stangles
Absent: G'ahreetins
Bunnyboy: lo Absent
andreux: rabbi: I could invite them up for the weekend that you're here... they're a 5 hour drive from me. (Indianapolis)
Phloighd: yo, Absent.
kevbob: absent!
RevBro-VT: Andreux, We are capturing and posting them to the web, and the audience WANTS some hairy nipple!
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andreux: hey absent.
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Stang: I gotta admit, Connie's agents have been bouncing at me a lot ltely... praise Dobbs...
ChrisLi: Rabbi- I'll make the trip to see *you*!
andreux: revbro: nope. I'm clean shaven.
Bunnyboy: lo AKA
AKA: hallo
mykal: We're VERY close to Andreux - as close as Craigs head in the wrestling...
evangela: who's got hairy nipple?
Lilith: The Rubber Cult!
andreux: mykal: HAW HAW HAW!
andreux: evangela: not i.
Papajoe: Chrisli, I not only had punch, I paid toward it. That means It was DAMN FINE PUNCH!
Rabbi checks her nipples.
Rabbi: Nope!
evangela: that could be interesting
Absent: I have hair surrounding my nipples...does that count?
Phloighd sighs, remembering fondly the "confirmation feel."
Stang: Say, does anybody have the LOG of last week's IRC?
andreux: evangela: pretty much neck down, except for certain areas, I'm hairless.
evangela: we could braid it with those little barbie combs.
Rabbi: Anyone wanna verify?
Lilith: Mine have a touch of hair around them, but it's pretty fine and only a few are dark enough to see.
Heysus: bye all you fat people
ChrisLi: glad to hear it PJM
Lilith: But Evangela--you KNOW this already!
ONAN: Evangela: I've got three hairy nipples!
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Spyder: yup!!!!!!!!!!!
evangela: wowm andreux, that's great!!!
andreux: heh. fat people.
RevBro-VT: Andreux, they don't care, but a chest wig on it, on the web no one hears you squeal like a pig!
evangela: three is always funny, onan!
Stang: I figure last week on this channel there must have been a few just straggled home, all spaced out and hallucinating at the keyboard.
mykal: Andruex - if we come up to visit, will we have to watch for flyign bricks?
Absent: Spyder: Hey!
Rabbi: Well, I have three nipples, but they're all kinda small.
andreux: bro-vt: nope. no show tonight.
Bunnyboy: FAT people?!? How did he know...?
Spyder: just right!
Lilith: Spyder! Hey there!
Stang: GOD damn this fucking BLACK teeny Mac keyboard.
Spyder: hey Lil
andreux: mykal: nah... it wasn't a brick anyway, just a stone from the seat. But, don't come up until late August. the condo should be done by then.
Lilith: I have a new nipple on my knee, but it may just be a bug bite.
Rabbi: Thanks, Spyder! I'm telling you, it's great to have a guy compliment you when he's sober!
Phloighd: lil: I'd misplaced mine. hang onto it for me.
Spyder: sober?
*Papajoe* Oh, you mean I cussed in the rant I didn't have written up! I hope you don't use that one. It's too similar to Saturday's rant which (I think, but I haven't heard) was much better and organized.
Spyder: just kidding
SGSpice: skeeters create nipples!
popeblack: well yall I have to get back to my post xday drugs and alcohol binge.
Rev_Dr_Lon: i got my tent for x4 yesterday
evangela: <orange> hard to read those little letters, hunh stang
Lilith: Sober? I better fix THAT.
ONAN: squeeters create nipples
popeblack: see yall later.
Bunnyboy: nite popeblack
Lilith hands out bottles of porter
Phloighd: life is a post xday drug and alcohol binge.
Lilith: Bye PopeBlack!
PreacherM: -puff- -puff-
andreux: oh! Did Sikki get the tent I left her?
Lilith: Thanks for the cake!
SGSpice: nite pope b.!!
Phloighd: preacherm, share.
RevBro-VT: Stang, Macally makes a full size keyboard/mouse kit...
Stang: PapaJoe; OK, wil compare... I'll send you both on yape and/or video
evangela: sikki did get the tent! yes!
popeblack: i eat the other half at the coffee shop tom.
Rabbi: Andeux- She squatted like a pro!
Stang: Phloighd -- I like that quoate!!
andreux: evangela: excellent....
Papajoe: Stank: Great.
Rabbi: That didn't sound right...
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AiNoSenshi: hey, i can see myself again
evangela: time to drink !!
Absent: Was was Sikki's final fate?
Phloighd: stang, the vocals are shite but I did a "ballad of pastor craig" if ya want it.
andreux: rabbi: s'ok. it's good for her size... she's small. me, i could barely fit into it.
resop: lol at the "Ballad of Pastor Craig"
ChrisLi: huzzah!
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Stang: Phloid -- I got the RM of that off a.b.s. today! Also got Craig's X-Rays.
andreux: craig: we're also recording a studio version of "Can't Kill The Pastor Craig Blues".
Phloighd: I couldn't download the x-rays properly.
Rabbi: She's actually taller than I am, but she's so skinny and I'm so loud... It's all image.
ONAN: it's always good when a subgenius 'gets tent'
PreacherM: anytime phloigd ..here--------------->
resop: really?
Lilith: Sikki was in Erie still, last I heard, but she was taking a bus to Cleveland, then a plane to Austin. She may be settling in right now.
evangela: <orange> got tent?
andreux: rabbi: but she's no six foot three.
Rev_Dr_Lon continues to listen to The Ballad of Pastor Craig
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Rabbi: Onan- You missed when I got 7 guys to set up my tent for me.
Phloighd: what kinda tent was bucket using?
evangela: <orange> next on sikkis' whereabouts..
Stang: Phloighd -- if you have a acssette of that, mail it QUICK to Hour of Slack, Box 19355 Cleveland OH 44119
Spyder: nonsence Rabbi Yer Perfect!!!!!!
Papajoe: Yeehaw!
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Phloighd: will do.
ONAN: rabbi: i'm sure all seven of those guys were already 'getting tent'
Stang: Rabi, you got my tent up!
MSakamoto: stupid, stupid computer
Rabbi: Aw, shucks!
evangela: <orange> the kinda tent u cant get in
resop: lmao at the song
andreux: heh. stang pitched a pup tent in his pants over rabbi... how sweet.
Stang: "You computers of earth are Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Your stupid processors."
Bunnyboy: Yea, verily, there is nothing stupider than a machine...except us.
andreux: ok. is the full rm of the ballad around?
Phloighd: andreux, I can send it if ya want it.
resop: yicks
andreux: phloighd: please do.
Rabbi: Rats, I forgot to thank the Tent Pitchers in my note! Especially Andreux, who stayed the whole time and knew exactly how to handle those poles...
andreux: i put de pole in de hole. huh huh huh.
Stang: Rabbi, I have some frame grabs of you in the showers before Baptism... all nekkid... dare I put them on SubSITE? You look MIGHTY good. Maybe TOO good for amateurs.
PreacherM: Is there a procedure for administering the pamphlets to persons in penal institutions?
resop: I like the way it went from a broken back to a broken collar bone
andreux: POST PIX!
andreux: I AM 18+!
magdalen: HA!
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evangela: we repeat <orange> == "<Agent Orange>" who is too lazy to type out the whole damned thing every single time.
magdalen: Legume!
Bunnyboy: loGUme
MSakamoto: andreux - shut up, you're only 12.
Stang: I got a LOT of nekkid frames of my videos today. I will try to get 'em onto SubSITE tomorrow.
Papajoe: Stank's Hidden Shower Cam catches all!
resop: Legume
andreux: actually, here are my awards for XXX-Day women:
andreux: 1) Rabbi for having the bluest eyes of anyone there.
Lilith: AH. Good beer.
ONAN: STANG: rabbi told me she wanted me to evaluate those photos first, if that's okay.
andreux: 2) Magdalen for her impeccable shaving job
magdalen: stang: did you get any close ups of the Valentines card?
Lilith: Stang: Any good vid shots of me in my new preaching outfit?
Spyder: Stang: you could send me one of those if the rabbi don't mind!
andreux: 3) Evangela for being the only woman to consistently be the one on top in the wrestling...
DocLegume: Shot-n-a-beer night here at Leguminatti HQ
Rabbi: Legume, I tried to call you half the evening!
magdalen: always use a fresh razor blade
evangela: yeah!
andreux: 4) Wei-R-Do for being the main squeeze o' Ivan
Phloighd: greets 'gume.
revdrjack: Lo, Legume!
evangela: thank god it wasnt for being naked
magdalen: the GOOD kind
Stang: Magdalen -- I believe there is one on SubSITE now... medium shot actually.
Papajoe: Call him Legume, he answers to that more often than evening.
DocLegume: Rabbi, why would you call me that?
andreux: 5) Decadence because, well... she's a friggin' amazon queen
evangela: ...again
magdalen: ah
Stang: Lil -- yes!
Phloighd: heh... the cult leader's toy always gets props.
Bunnyboy: Release date for the HANNIBAL flick: 2/14/01
Lilith: Stang: JOY!
evangela: damn right she is
resop: My top five XXX-day chycks
andreux: 6) Suzie for being the only woman that I know to put a 3 day old dead octopus on her tits and still walk away smellin' sweet as a rose.
magdalen: Stang: will you send me the really dirty close up ones?
resop: 1) Rosey P'Alm
andreux: 7) Sikki for her riot-grrl attire
evangela: niiiiiiice. she so does.
magdalen: Praise Sikki!
MSakamoto: palmala handerson?
Rabbi: Stang- Post away! Onan will be sent his own personal files...
andreux: magdalen: I admire good shaving jobs.
ONAN: MSSAK: haw haw haw!
resop: lol
Phloighd: I need a good shaving job.
andreux: 8) joy for her sun hat
Phloighd: I need a job, period.
resop: that's a good one!
andreux: anyone i missed?
mykal: Tell me that's not the name of a porno star Miss Sakamoto
Lilith: *AHEM*
andreux: 9) SuperKate for the Gillian Anderson lookalike aspect
Stang: Do I need to bother to put this porno on a.b.s., if I'm putting them on SubSITE?
andreux: I'm getting to Sakamoto.
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ONAN: i knew i'd be pals with Joy when the first thing she said to me was "don't touch my balls."
Asquire: hello all
Phloighd: stang, do both, por favor.
andreux: 10) Superkate's friend for the psychedelic pants
MSakamoto: i vote for pholgihd for walking around without pants on whenever i was sitting riiiight at eye level
Stang: We do NOT have good naked photos of Sakamoto.
andreux: 11) Sakamoto because, well, she's been my sweetie since 1996.
resop: 2) ehhh
Phloighd: sakamoto : heh! I'm sorry.
Rabbi: Andreux, you do my heart good.
kevbob: ya, but phloighd had the puch thingee.
evangela: all of my best work was done behind the scenes and off camera. that's the stuff im most proud of and that's how i really served the church. see, i cant program. i dont like to rant, but i sure like boys. there should be more women (orange: amen!) that think like that.
MSakamoto: and i was all braced for something mean
kevbob: pouch, rather.
Phloighd: puch thingee?
MSakamoto: i wuv you, andreux
Rev_Dr_Lon: just go there and wait
ONAN: STANG: duplicate the effort in case one of them is busted for busts.
Lilith: Andreux: Superkate's friend is name Andrea.
andreux: oh yeah... and lilith, because she's the POWERHOUSE ORGANIZER. I can't wait to see what happens when she's barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen.
andreux: lil: oh yeah. andrea.
kevbob: that pouch thingee, it was strategically placed.
MSakamoto: mykal - nah, that's not a porn star. but it should be.
revdrjack: Ok, good night, all. Gotta go code video.
MSakamoto: at least, i don't think anyone has that name yet.
Phloighd: kev: to draw attention? or distract?
Phloighd: nite rdj!
Stang: I did censor some of the photos. I won't show full frontals of Magdalen on SubSITE because it looks like child porno.
Lilith: Andreux: That may be a long time off, my friend. And I have to find the right chick to knock me up first.
Bunnyboy: nite jack
magdalen: STANG!
Spyder: Rabbi: I have the BEST picture of you from 3 am monday night !!! JUst need to Leach it out of my head somehow
kevbob: phloighd: it seemed to block.
Absent: Goodnight all. I must split.
evangela: resop: what the heck is ehhh?
ONAN: ALL: i just want to say to everybody that Stang had a nekkid photo of me circa 1990, i asked him to print it in the stark fist, and instead he mailed it to sterno, who lost it!
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Lilith: Stang: Pics on SubSite are certainly more convenient than ABS, these days.
magdalen: How am I supposed to keep up my reputation as a porn star???
kevbob: nite absent
MSakamoto: andreux - did you see the picture of the bra auction?
kevbob: beware of ground chucks!!!
Phloighd: later, absent.
MSakamoto: it's something to hang in the bedroom
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PreacherM: what is subgenius.net?
Lilith: Magdalen: I can help there. I'
Phloighd: popelegba's server.
resop: 3) duuhhh
Lilith: Magdalen: I can help there. I'll bring the camera if you bring the addictions and co-dependencies.
magdalen: hmph!
MSakamoto: damn ass-raping wood beavers.
AKA: stang - they knocked down the law that says "it looks like child porn = illegal"
resop: 4) um in a um in a
evangela: resop, what kinda pain pills are you taking?
resop: 5) what was I saying?
andreux: sakamoto: i saw the one.
Rabbi: Spyder- What pic are you talking about????
Phloighd: is that what that furry brown thing gnawing at my rectum was?
magdalen: I guess I can just get the "porn star" t shirt
Rabbi: Or isn't it one you can discuss??
DocLegume: I had a miracle weirdness weekend. I got couch slack
Bunnyboy: MS: The wood beavers would be a GREAT addition to SURVIVOR.
resop: evangela Advil
Spyder: Rabbi: the one in my head Angel
Rabbi: <sigh>
kevbob: phloighd:: the wood beavers liked you, which was why it was nice of yout o camp in shantytown, it spared all the rest of ous.
evangela: i wish advil made ME do that!
MSakamoto: i should have worn my "masturbation is not illegal" t-shirt, but i didn't think about it
andreux: phloighd: HAW HAW HAW!!! THIS IS BRILLIANT!
Phloighd: kev: no wonder my ass was so chafed. now I know.
MSakamoto: wood beavers caused the leak in my tent
Phloighd: andreux: muchas gracias.
MSakamoto: i heard them rustling around
resop: Masturbarion is not illegal, YET
MSakamoto: it was scary.
evangela: <orange> masturbation isnt illegal? woo hoo! ... erm, excuse me. :)
MSakamoto: the end.
andreux: sakamoto: i almost wore a shirt that reads, "I'd rather be fucking".
Stang: I have had a serious priapic condition ever since XXX-Day, I shit you not! I don't mean to brag but this is NOT normal and is almost certainly due to the weird shit that happened at Brushwood at 7 am July 5.
MSakamoto: andreux - that is just *so* you
Phloighd: stang, is it no fun anymore?
MSakamoto: what was it, 10% events, 30% sleep, 60% sex?
andreux: sakamoto: heh.
kevbob: do i want to know what "priapic" means?
Stang: Legume, the Connietites are a-sappin' again, methinks.
andreux: you know it.
evangela: is priapic the penis?
Rabbi: Poor Wei!
MSakamoto: you're a sick sick man
Lilith: Stang: I TOLD you not to drink from "Connie"'s glass! That stuff made me a DD cup!
andreux: legume!
evangela: what the hell is priapic?
Phloighd: priapic: uncontrollable raging woodie
andreux: didn't see you there.
magdalen: How come so many Old Doktors gotta have their nose bones taken out?
ONAN: priapic is what the pope's hat looks like
andreux: were you able to install the drive okay?
kevbob: oh
evangela: awww, poor guy!
DocLegume: Stang, I spent my evening playing poker with a roomful of purty redheads
kevbob: i knew i didn't need to know.
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andreux: legume: it's all about the redheads.
ONAN: 'priapic' and 'turgid' are my fave fancy words for woodie
DocLegume: >>>And I'm empty of the flunads
Bunnyboy: The Stang Stiffie Cam
Bunnyboy: Focus dat sombitch
Rabbi: "Mid-afternoon snack" is my term of choice...
DocLegume: Onan, BTW, thanks
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MSakamoto: rabbi - i heartily second that
resop: well, I have to wimp out early tonight. I need tons of sleep and must work tomorrow or I don't get paid.
Stang: Drained... sapped... bled... spent... "toasted"...
Phloighd: when's someone gonna do a porno with one of those little fisheye cams attachted to their dick?
Bunnyboy: ONAN: Also TUMESCENT
Papajoe: There and back again...
Rabbi: Feel better, Craig!
MSakamoto: phlogihd - i think they already have
resop: Thanks Rabii
ONAN: LEGUME: whaffo thanks?
resop: Thanks Rabbi that is
evangela: my fancy word for raging woody is .... nevermind, im retarded.
resop: night AKA
Rabbi: Close enough
Papajoe: Where's Friday?
magdalen: phloighd: "dildocam". Look it up on thesmokinggun.com
SGSpice: someone mention redheads?
kevbob: sweden?
Papajoe: Has anyone heard if she survived the trip?
Stang: The other side effect of XXX-Day that I've experienced has unfortunately been a sort of narcolepsy, where I feel all weak and tired and spaced out.
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DocLegume: Onan, you were my inspiration for XXXDay. I'm a convert!
andreux: stang: you too, eh?
Rabbi: I believe redheads were mentioned, doll.
Papajoe: STank: That's called FROP aftershock.
Lilith: Redheads roxors
magdalen: yeah, it's kind of eerie without Friday
andreux: stang: i came back and was swamped with work immediately, and still haven't recovered.
SGSpice: okay good. that is all.
ONAN: Legume: you'll have to tell me more
Lilith: You all can bitch about XXX-Day, but this year the redheads took over, and I'm SO HAPPY.
MSakamoto: i have a box of red hair dye i'm probably not going to use if someone wants it.
evangela: im gonna let my natural haircolor of space-silver grow back out for the first time since i was sixteen!
kevbob: lil: what _dumbass_ is _bitching_ about xday3?
Phloighd: good to know *someone* was in charge.
Stang: I have been emailing Friday and leaving messages asking what's up and I have heard nothing since before XXX-day.
ChrisLi: does anyone know why Troutwaxer hates the Quijibo Cartel and is slandering us?
Papajoe: I'll say. This Xday had some very killer reds.
Lilith: kevbob: The ones who were expecting more but refused to do anything.
Stang: Damn right it's eerie.
mykal: Kevbob: Troutwaxer
Phloighd: chrisli: saywhat?
ONAN: evangela: yeah! that's a nice look and would look good on you
andreux: redheads.
PreacherM: oh my
ChrisLi: we just wanted to serve some hooch and make people slacky!
Phloighd: I had a bit to bitch about but all knew I was a dumbass anyway.
kevbob: lil: idiots!!! when will they learn to expect nothing, except coffee, of course, and even that to expect to make your own!
kevbob: make your own coffee!!
Rabbi: Evangela- Your hair is naturally white TOO?????
andreux: i should have followed up with Andrea and SuperKate... but I didn't... ah well.
DocLegume: Well, Onan, after I saw how smooth you were at XDays past (and how well it works), I decided that your way must be the right path.
andreux: maybe next year.
Stang: I think Troutwaxer and Pee Kitty were both tired when they got back from XXX-Day and just needed a hug.
kevbob: chris: and that, indeed, is what you did.
mykal: I demand satisfaction! A public apology from Troutwaxer!
Spyder: ChrisLi: IT WORKED!!!!!!!!
DocLegume: And so is my sin, as it was in my youth; I am an Onanist
Papajoe: Yeah, it just didn't seem the same without Friday Flogging me in public disgrace.
evangela: onan, it's actually afro-shaped hair follicles and i hope to finish this bottle of cap'n very soon! ITS NOT captain morgan's rum, it's actually cap'n crunch in a bottle !!
magdalen: kevbob: I think I've corrupted you
Phloighd: what the hell is he saying?
kevbob: maggie: not yet.
Stang: Onan -- yeah, I trod the smooth and Rewardian path as best I could this XXX-Day and it paid off.
Papajoe: I guess I'm like the mouse in Tom in Jerry, it just ain't a show without the RED MENACE!
ONAN: Rewardian is next to Lemurian
Bunnyboy: I'ms gwana go feed Bunnette. Nitey!
evangela: not white! space-silver, rabbi!! like tin foil and icicles on cristmas trees!
kevbob: nite bb
andreux: i used to have wet dreams about Mammy Two-Shoes.
DocLegume: Evangela, I'm drinkin' Capt.Morgan right now.
ChrisLi: he was *really bitching* cause we opened the lounge while Huey played. but somehow, *we were all at Huey's set*!
evangela: the damned jew typing for me doesn't know how to spell xmas
Phloighd: stang: yeah, sleeping through 7am on Sunday when da masses were screaming for blood, and out comes locnar... rewardian
PreacherM: -great lakes-
Stang: PapaJoe -- look ow many new redheads it took to fill the hole left by friday!
kevbob: chris: that's because you have time control. i guess he doesn't, and was bitter.
MSakamoto: well well well...there's now a sarah michelle gellar kiss doll
evangela: how much is left in your bottle, legume? i've got a nipple's height left!
Stang: Night Bunnyboy
Phloighd: sakamoto: wherewherewhere? I gotta own one.
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Rabbi: My hair went white (not silver) in high school and it looks AWFUL on me. My personality screams for red hair, so red hair it shall have!!!!
Phloighd: nite, bunny.
andreux: oooh, i could go for a drinky-poo.
Lilith: Byebye BB!
mykal: Phloigd -- Apaprently he really has something against people not going to see Huey play. Idunno. He believes we're part of some plot to disrutp Hueys performance or something silly.
magdalen: what color hair should I scream for?
Stang: Phloighd -- hey man, I was there at 7 am on JULY 5!!!
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Spyder: Rabbi: Most wonderful choice
Lilith: I'm waiting with baited breath for my hair to go white or silver.
kevbob: icecream!?
Stang: WHERE WERE ALL OF YOU on 7am July 5??
Phloighd: <sigh> fifth, schmifth. Sunday, 7am.
DocLegume: Evangela, I have two fingers left, and I'd be happy to share them with you if you were here
Stang: Oh yeah Evangela was there.
Lilith: Stang: You know where I was.
kevbob: asleep.
evangela: right next to YOU reverend stang!!!
ONAN: i'm just coming out of a 192 hour Lemurian devival that cost me about $30 to put on and had a great time. i'm to the point now where it's not even getting others to do things for me. things just... happen...
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kevbob: asleep and dreaming of coffee, and things.
Lilith: "I am a man... a man with two fingers...."
Stang: I'm a straight Fifther, not a Sundayist.
Phloighd: I did call in on the fifth. I was quitting in two days, didn't really matter.
PreacherM: which time zone?
magdalen: things, eh?
MSakamoto: battle hamster is the greatest game ever. the end.
magdalen: squishy things?
kevbob: things.
Spyder: Stang waitin on the curb in front of my house for bob's caddy but he didnt show!
*Papajoe* Guess it depends on what you mean by "hole"
andreux: squishy.
evangela: poor "bob" wasnt there!
andreux: mmm.
Rabbi: Mags- I can't see any way to make you any more perfect than you already are. Any guy I showed the calendar to went crazy over you, especially your hair.
ONAN was in the arms of a beautiful woman, just waking up, on july 5th 7 am
Stang: PJ: HEH HEH
magdalen: aaw
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magdalen: Onan: I signed your calendar today at SisD's house
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evangela: poor "bob" was so drunk i pulled on his hair and hit his head against the big tire metal thing and he just never got up and maybe that's why the saucers aint come, stang.
andreux: mag: you do have purty curls o' hair.
Papajoe: Two fingers? I thought it was a FIST!
DocLegume: I too, was in the arms of a beautiful woman, just waking up, on july 5th 7 am
Lilith: Andreux: So do you.
Papajoe: (At least that's what I heard.)
Stang: "SMITH"??
ONAN: CONNIEITES: i'd asked sis D to set aside a calendar for me and have all the ladies sign it - did that happen?
Stang: How do we know this is the REAL imposter?
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andreux: who here WASN'T in the arms of a beautiful woman at july 5th 7am?
andreux: XXX-DAY WAS A SUCCESS AFTER ALL!
MSakamoto: um, you?
Rabbi: I wasn't.
magdalen: no
Smith: "STANG"??
mykal: Not I
magdalen: we forgot
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Lilith: I was in "Connie"'s "arms".
magdalen: but us DALLAS Connieites will sign it
kevbob: what day is _today_?
ChrisLi: i astrally projected into the arms of a beautiful woman
Papajoe: Andreux is right, you know.
Spyder: I was all alone on the curb, SOB!
ONANZO: hi, i'm onanzo, and this here's stangzo and dobbszo
Stang: I was in the arms of a beautiful woman at 6:30 on July 5 but another beautiful woman woke us up and made usgo to the pavillion.
Phloighd: there's a first time for everything.
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MSakamoto: i wasn't...i wasn't even in the arms of a beautiful man... ::sob::
Papajoe: I may not have been in the saucer, but I sure was pleasure filled.
Rabbi: Um, Spyder... I think we were jammed in my tent at that point....
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Lilith: A bit of a miscalculation, really, and the fuckhole she gored into the back of my skull is still there, but I have NO complaints.
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andreux: JETROCK!
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Jetrock: woo hoo hoo!
Fulgore: I am god
evangela: i will sign a baseball for onan and throw it around the world and it will arrive at his house with many stickers from foreign lands!
Jetrock: so how was the happy naked fun time weekend?
Lilith: Stang: I didn't make you. I was simply watching you two when you woke up.
Spyder: on the FIFTH?
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PreacherM: puff
andreux: jetrock: you haven't heard?
Phloighd: have a fifth on the fifth.
kevbob: lo jet.
Rabbi: My lovlies, I really need to get some sleep now. Same time next week, I'm sure.
ChrisLi: hahahah
magdalen: you have to understand, the signing went on WAY too long
ONAN: evangela: thanks!
andreux: jetrock: heh. subgenius.com, under news. it's all there.
Spyder: kisses Rabbi!
magdalen: we had to escape some time
kevbob: nite rabbi
Jetrock: only just the very very minimum. been too busy being a NOISE PIMP in sac-town.
Phloighd: nite rabbi!
magdalen: bye rabbi
Stangzo: HEY did anybody log last week's Sub-IRC?
MSakamoto: night rabbs
Rabbi smooches!
Papajoe: nite nite nite.
evangela: night rabbi
ChrisLi: is "Summer of Sam" worth sitting through?
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SGSpice: night rabbs.
Phloighd: nope.
andreux: mag: did anyone ever find any of the earlier versions of my calendar? heh. I'm still amused to think some guy is running around thinking, "oooh, I have andreux's calendar!"
Spyder: Night Angel
kevbob: jet: heard from taly in wisconsin, so far he's alive.
Fulgore: FUCKEN NORMANS
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evangela: nononononononnoonnonononononononononononononon cchrisli! dont see it!
Jetrock: ChrisLi: it's a pretty good flick.
magdalen: I know who has it
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magdalen: some guy named "Chevy"
Jetrock: yeah, taly checked in on our local Citadel to say hi.
MSakamoto: ooh, my hat smells like physique
kevbob: cool
magdalen: I know because Chevy's calendar is in the box
ChrisLi: keen
Jetrock: next month I'll be in wisconsin, too--mopping-up operations!
MSakamoto: well, that, and dirty hair
Phloighd: I must sleep as well, to cart the wife to de plane bright and early, leaving plenty of time for diabloII all day.
ONAN: chrisli: summer of sam is pretty good
andreux: jetrock: where in Wisconsin?
MSakamoto: but that doesn't sound as pleasant.
Phloighd: summer of sam didn't have enough sam.
evangela: i like the scene where they just had a closeup of the mexican spanish italian guy's hand for five minutes.
kevbob: nite phloid.
Phloighd: nite all.
magdalen: bye phloighd
MSakamoto: night phloighd
andreux: night phloighd
Spyder: night
Jetrock: andreux: kewaunee county, primarily. with side trips to Green Bay and Appleton.
Lilith: Bye Phloighd!
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andreux: jetrock: a bit too far for me to day-journey it, unfortunately...
Stangzo: I didn't get an Escape Saucer, but when Wei and I got home, the house we rent had been repainted.
kevbob: bwahahahahahahahahaha. i went to "BAdger Boys State" in appleton.
Spyder: stang: Silver?
kevbob: sorry.
Jetrock: andreux: well, I'm still planning for another Chicagoland jaunt next year. not sure when yet.
andreux: i got home and my apartment was CLEAN and there was a hot chick in my boxers and a smile waiting for me.
andreux: jetrock: cool. if you need crash space, let me know.
Papajoe: So Battlefield Earth is already at the $1 movie place. That was fast.
evangela: dont typ everything thiuss sucks no dont type oo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you guys hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha mmeeep
andreux: jetrock: oh, and as much as I'd love to commit, I don't think I can do erml this year.
Papajoe: Andreux. Is that a Chick tract?
magdalen: Prostata just sent me a picture of my ass!
magdalen: ha!
Jetrock: Battlefield Earth will be out on video BEFORE YOU KNOW IT--and EVERY clam will be under STRICT ORDERS to RENT IT THREE HUNDRED TIMES to reach OT-VIII!
Papajoe: I've never thought of leaving them in someone's boxers.
magdalen: sure didn't see that coming
DocLegume: Stang, I was searching through "that place" and found another one of those copper tablets
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andreux: papjoe: no, I'm serious. my new roommate, this busty young 20 year old redhead had cleaned my apartment and well.. had missed me while I was gone.
Kasady: 6,06 FUCKING I'M GAY!
Kasady: 6,06 1,06FUCKING I'M GAY!6,06 4,14
Kasady: 6,06 FUCKING I'M GAY! 4,14
Kasady: 4,14 FUCKING I'M GAY!
Jetrock: andreux: bummer. ah well, at the rate things are going, this may be the beginning of a LONG AND HORRIBLE TRADITION. I may have opened up a huge can o' worms.
magdalen: woo hoo andreux
DocLegume: Seems that folks might be off a bit on this whole Judgement Day thing
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magdalen: wow!
Stangzo: I was about to go into town last thursday night to do ESO Radio when I found that Chas had two members of Hawkwind in there... so I called in, and the Hawkwind guys had to listen to me and Dave go on about XXX-Day and Pastor Craig's Agony.
PreacherM: cool
evangela: clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
Spyder: Legume: Rev. Toth says Hi!
ChrisLi: anyone have any good tips for taunting Phish fans? already planning on tearing up "miracle tickets" in front of their eyes, and dropping spare change just out of reach of the grovellers, so they have to get on their knees to retriece it
SGSpice: another confession.
MSakamoto: right on
ONAN: that was pretty cool. i wonder how kasady did that
andreux: jetrock: I mean, I may just be able to, but I won't know until next month.
Papajoe: So she's now a girl friend too?
ChrisLi: any othes?
Lilith: Legume: More copper tablets? Same kind of writing as before?
MSakamoto: um, give them soap?
Papajoe: oh-oh. That means she can't pay next months' rent!
DocLegume: Turns out next year is actually Xday FIVE
ONAN: those copper tablets might have more books of mormon on them, read them before you take them.
andreux: papajoe: heh. not sure. we'll see. we're just... friends.
PreacherM: ummum and thumum
Jetrock: andreux: okay--we're not confirming the show lists until next month anyhow. We have reserved another space, though--two out of three nights are now CARVED IN STONE.
magdalen: what's a little money between friends?
Stangzo: Legume -- WHAT??? X-Day V??? Copper tablets again!???
evangela: chrisli, bring soap in their vicinity
Jetrock: take two copper tablets and call me in the morning.
Jetrock: you drop the tablets in the water, and coppers spring up. handier than 911.
ChrisLi: heh
andreux: jetrock: I'll let you know... it all depends on how fast building construction goes.
DocLegume: The Christians RIPPED US OFF, taking credit for the first yei that JHVH chose to survive Xday
DocLegume: yeti
ONAN: chicken run is pretty good too
Papajoe: Andreaux, if she
magdalen: chicken run is a front for the beef conspiracy
kevbob: chris: ya, soap is a good idea. heh.
DocLegume: Sems that 98 was the SECOND XDay, and the first was thousands of years ago
Spyder: Think X-day will ever exceed the best ZIPPO?
Stangzo: Legume -- huh what? You talking some kind of Noh's Ark saucer crash talk?
magdalen: they don't care if your arteries turn to STONE! They just want your money.
Jetrock: well, judging by what happened to Oprah, if they tried to make COW RUN, they would have gotten sued.
Papajoe: If she's short with the rent but says she's a girl friend, get her to pimp for you. If she really loves you, she'll do it no questions asked.
kevbob: but beef is good.
DocLegume: Stang, what did Yahweh tell Noah?
Papajoe: You might even come out "ahead".
Lilith: BRB--pizza time!
andreux: papajoe: no, this one pays rent. i know she has a job because... well, I'm her boss.
SGSpice: canned beef?
Stangzo: The Velikovsky Noah's Ark X-Day-Zero, the Original X-Day.
Jetrock: and I was looking forward to "XD4" jokes...
magdalen: they've got you where they want you
evangela: hey chrisli! wake up!
andreux: papajoe: it was the previous one that didn't pay rent.
Papajoe: Now that's what I call a COOL living arrangement!
ChrisLi: i really hate the local stadium- Deer Creek, but i really pity them this week- Phil Lesh and Dylan, tonight, and then three nights of Phish. that place is gonna stink!
Jetrock: immanuel veliovsky, now THERE was a zany one!
DocLegume: Yahweh told Noah "BUILD YOUR OWN ESCAPE VESSEL"
ChrisLi: whuh?
andreux: papajoe: it's not too shabby, no.
Papajoe: SeXatary! Get in here and take a memo. Bring your "pad". Pronto!
andreux: heh
ONAN: i thought of a new name to go with the new 'bob' icon: the church of scientology. i just learned there was another church of scientology but i thought of it independently of them so it's not the same. and besides, the term was used before l. ron hubbard, so it's not possible to copy it. good idea, hunh?
MSakamoto: get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty hippy!
ChrisLi: heh
DocLegume: nOAH BUILT A WODDEN SUBMARINE
ONAN: Don't forget about professor krakpotski's predictions regarding x-day
Stangzo: Legume -- you are darned right. That's why I've been teling people, buying gift Memberships is like getting to decide who goes on Noah's Ark.
DocLegume: WOODEN
ONAN: LEGUME: stang took a photo of me building my own wooden ship in north lemuria (aka seattle)
magdalen: onan: there is a visual movie showing where the symbol came from
magdalen: It is completely different
andreux: ok. well, i'm going to head out... g'night everyone.
MSakamoto: night andreux
andreux: clients will be calling tomorrow.
Stangzo: Onan -- I guess the similarity is pretty close, huh?
kevbob: nite &nredux
mykal: night andy
andreux: bright and early.
PreacherM: --->
magdalen: the topy cross has upper and lower crossbars of equal length
MSakamoto: go answer your cell phone
andreux: cheers.
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magdalen: ours are obviously three different lengths
Papajoe: Give my love to the receptionist...
Spyder: i was born in my ship! my nekid ship!
DocLegume: He used the Submarine to carry two of all the Earth Critters...INCLUDING SOME PARTICULARLY NASTY PINK MONKEYS
magdalen: AND, ours has a freakin PIPE
kevbob: pie?
magdalen: that makes it pretty damn different
kevbob: hmmmm.
kevbob: is it lemon?
evangela: we have to pause now cuz dr. impostor needs the phone.
magdalen: besides, the topy cross isn't really THEIRS, either!
magdalen: it's actually the POPES!
PreacherM: does jesus ever show up here?
Stangzo: We luckily only need to take the MEMBERSHIP CARDS of two of every form of life on earth.
ChrisLi: who?
DocLegume: tHAT'S HOW lmuria WAS BUILT
magdalen: sometimes
Stangzo: Magdalen -- isn't it the Templars? Hell they were just Ur-Doktors
magdalen: it's four lines
kevbob: "ur, doktor, what are you doing with that leach?"
magdalen: there are only so many ways to draw four lines
magdalen: humans like three
magdalen: they like one
Stangzo: Noah's Ark was built of rock and stick.
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Jetrock: the pipey cross?
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magdalen: they will group four lines into three parallel ones and one transverse
Spyder: as i cry "DON'T PUT THAT THING ON ME!"
PreacherM: what did they use the rocks for stang?
DocLegume: Noah's son was B'dean
Stangzo: Our spaceships shall be built with rock and stick and shall look like hillbilly outhouses, but yea they shall withstand re-entry.
magdalen: stick,stick,stick...stick
DocLegume: The APEFUCKER
ONAN: LEGUME: we put together a 13-ft dobbshead today at the rocket launching. wind kept blowing away the panels, and spontaneously some people there said "MAYBE WE COULD FIND SOME ROCKS OR STICKS TO HOLD THEM DOWN." I just about died.
kevbob: rock.
magdalen: that's where the CIRCLE comes in
DocLegume: stick
PreacherM: oh i get it
kevbob: hey, you got your rock in my stick!
kevbob: hmmm, it's hard being the only straight man on the internet...
ChrisLi: you get it?!? can you explain it to me?
Stangzo: Well, Legume, we all know that the book of genessis is just a bad, fucked up retranslation of Revelation X.
Spyder: and your sticks on my rock!
PreacherM: rock n roll babey
magdalen: where does that chant come from
kevbob: thank you spyder!
kevbob: sigh
magdalen: the one that goes, "We accept you, we accept you, one of us, one of us,"
kevbob: good nite everyone, even mr. 'gume.
magdalen: is it from tv?
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ChrisLi: rock stick milk crate
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Lilith: Revangela!
PreacherM: haha
DocLegume: Yeah, Stang, yet the Xtians still don't want to have to hear their own truth told back to them
Stangzo: Magdalen -- the chant is from Tod Browning's movie FREAKS, 1930
magdalen: ah!
magdalen: Praise Stang!
magdalen: zo
Stangzo: Legume -- they don't like the part about Bob Dean blowing his own dad while hje's in his nakedness and all.
AfKA: same place where the ramones got "gabba gabba hey"
mykal: Why - WHY - is it that the crappiest webpages will always have a link saying 'let me design your web site' *sigh*
magdalen: fascinating
magdalen: I can't wait till next XXXXDay!
PreacherM: www.sancsoft.com --- very fake
ONAN: OK - time to go watch the other screen. THANX ALL and PRAISE "BOB!"
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PreacherM: or is it IV day?
AfKA: mykal - people like crappy webdesign, it's just like those ads on late-nigth tv for local businesses that have been doing the same joke or ditty for years and years
evangela: revangela
magdalen: I heard it was Flour DAy
Stangzo: The "Are We Not Men" chant, often attributed to DEVO or even Oingo Boingo, is from H.G. Wells' THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU, which is one of the coolest books EVER written.
DocLegume: Stang, that part is kinds gross
evangela is typing for myself
magdalen: I saw that movie, with Val Kilmer
Stangzo: Magdalen -- there's a 1933 version of it with Charles Laughton and Bela Lugosi that kicks ass.
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ChrisLi: did Val Kilmer like it?
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Stangzo: I know the guy that played the Walrus man and he said that Marlon Brando invented that bizarre take on Dr. Moreau mainly because he wanted to piss off the director.
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*** i is now known as can
*** can is now known as only
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magdalen: stangzo: I'll have to see it some time
magdalen: that and Blade Runner
magdalen: EVERYBODY'S seen Blade Runner but me
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Spyder: both versions
Lilith: Spice: That was Evangela being weird. No need to get brutal on her.
TheSeeker: stang you ever seen 'david and lisa" made in like 1964 B&W?
Papajoe: Rach, I saw the PREVIEW of Bladerunner before they made changes too it!
Rev_Dr_Lon: ok...
AKA: lil - probably auto
Papajoe: (I was in the test audience)
SGSpice: sorry. that was my irc client auto-pilot.
Stangzo: Seeker -- yes, oddly enough they made us watch that in High School.
Rev_Dr_Lon: i have an announcement
Lilith: AH.
SGSpice: i use xircon.
magdalen: Really, Kur?
TheSeeker: that movie jams!
Papajoe: I told them, "Dude, add NARATION-- this is a mess!" (And they did-- but I'm sure I'm not the only one.)
Rev_Dr_Lon: there is a Subgenius movie in the works right now
Lilith: BRB
AKA: we're on camera as we speak
DocLegume: I saw "Scary Movie" today
Asquire: HI camera
TheSeeker: oi
Stangzo: Rev_Dr_Lon -- this movie, is it "Bob" Dobbs and the Seven Deadly Women truckers?
Asquire: ummm
Rev_Dr_Lon: its "the Blair "Bob" Project"
Asquire: its the (((BLAIR "BOB" PROJECT)))
magdalen: itym: J.R. and Pee Bear and the Seven Lady Truckers
Lilith: Pizza still needs a few more minutes.
Rev_Dr_Lon: it stars Asquire and me
Lilith: Legume: Did it suck?
Asquire: Asquire and I...Lonny
Spyder: bob in "Faster pussy cat , KILL,, Kill KIll!
Rev_Dr_Lon: it is gonna be Edited by RevDick
DocLegume: no, lil, it was funny as hell
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Stangzo: Mag -- right! That's the one I want to see, with the mean Sherriff Legume.
magdalen: mean Sherriff Legume
Lilith: Legume: Right on....
magdalen: I want to have a BIG RED TRUCK
magdalen: with STRAPS
RevBro-VT: Mean Sherriff Legume running a brothel in the jail...
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Rev_Dr_Lon: it is gonna be an hour long with 2 shows before and after
DocLegume: Can I ride a horse?
RevDick: J.R. "Bob" Dobbs stars in his first major motion picture...'Once More Into the 'Frop Pits of Hell Part IX'
Stangzo: Legume: you can even do the line, "What we got here is a failure to communicate."
RevBro-VT: Picking up lonely hickhikers along the road...
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Spyder: i dont know legume , Can ya?
Lilith: Should've demanded more frappie from others before returning.
Papajoe: Amazing.
Rev_Dr_Lon: are there any questions about the new movie?
Lilith looks for the Ouroborus Turd
TheSeeker: pickles
Lilith: "You pussy communist!"
bdawg: Gov. Rocknar sends greetings from sportsland!
magdalen: we'll have to convert some truckers
Asquire: I AM NOT A PUSSY...oh sorry
Stangzo: Is Harry Dean Stanton gonna be in it? I won't go see it unles he is.
Papajoe: Put $2 on Rocnar!
magdalen: and get them to lend us their trucks for the film
magdalen: and also convert at least one sherriff, I guess
Spyder: Right on , Stang!
Rev_Dr_Lon: hey Rocknar do you want to be a guest in the new movie?
bdawg: Hello PJM! got some chic comic books for ya
magdalen: Maybe that one that's friends with frank barnie
Stangzo: If only John carrdine was still alive.
Papajoe: Love those CHicks!
magdalen: Codini should be in it
Papajoe: (and the comics too.)
bdawg: YES!!!!!!
RevDick: : are there any questions about the new movie?
RevDick: Lilith looks for the Ouroborus Turd
RevDick: TheSeeker: pickles
RevDick: Lilith: "You pussy communist!"
RevDick: bdawg: Gov. Rocknar sends greetings from sportsland!
RevDick: magdalen: we'll have to convert some truckers
DocLegume: Codini can be my deputy
Stangzo: "Chicks dig chicks!" Rabbi on date with papa Joe
RevDick: Asquire: I AM NOT A PUSSY...oh sorry
RevDick: Stangzo: Is Harry Dean Stanton gonna be in it? I won't go see it unles he is.
RevDick: Papajoe: Put on Rocnar!
RevDick: magdalen: and get them to lend us their trucks for the film
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magdalen: he can be the crazy loner
MSakamoto: night
AKA: hey did a police trooper come by at like either after 11oclock at night on sunday or 7 am monday morning to the campsite looking to buy a dobbs t-shirt?
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magdalen: who turns out to be a vet
RevBro-VT: Stangzo, I have one of his last movies on video, Vampire Hookers... filmed in the Philippenes...
Spyder: can i be ROAD KILL? PLEASE!
Stangzo: Rocknar should play the town drunk, the "Otis".
magdalen: or something
magdalen: some sort of commando, probably
DocLegume: I ,like your idead better, Mags
magdalen: and there has to be a CATAPAULT
DocLegume: idea
bdawg: <hiccup>
Rev_Dr_Lon: Well there goes our producer....damn seizures
mykal: 'night all
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Stangzo: A CATAPULT!!! PerfecT! So "Bob" can fly through the air in front of a fireball for the trailer!
Lilith: Back... with garlic chicken & shroom pizza.
Rev_Dr_Lon: ok rock when would be a good time for you to come down?
Evangela: Wow, I was gone
magdalen: yes!
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DocLegume: Evangela!
Asquire: the "ang" in Stang is my shordurpersav for the next 43 seconds
Evangela: Legume
RevDick: Sorry about that...
Evangela: ang?
magdalen: and for some reason, the lady truckers should run around in PANTIES a lot!
bdawg: EVANGELA! *HUGS* (Rocknar! ;)
Evangela: i'm ok, i'm here
DocLegume: The "ang" in evangela is mine!
Stangzo: I AM LAUGHING AT A PRIVATE MESSAGE!!! AHAHAHAHAHWWW!!!
Evangela: ang sounds silly
Spyder: For no reason, Mag
Papajoe: Hell, the MANLY truckers wear more panties than the women truckers do.
Evangela: share
RevBro-VT: And take more PILS...
Evangela: mine are scooby doo panties
DocLegume: Ok Evangela, I'll share your ang
bdawg: like in the JTC comic "The SISSY?"
Evangela: stang, we share in ang
Papajoe: You should check out the typical truck stop. They're littered with panties.
magdalen: I'll wear She-Ra panties
Papajoe: Yeah, just like THE SISSY!
RevBro-VT: Did anyone catch the "This American Life" about Sissies?
*** Asquire is now known as Asquireang
Spyder: should be haulin an illegal load of condoms
Evangela: scooby and she ra!!!
DocLegume: Hey Mags, is Nickie there with you?
*** RevDick is now known as RevDickang
Papajoe: Hey Evangela, what would you give for TWO scooby snacks?
Stangzo: I'm getting hungry and there's this beautiful blonde smoothie oozin' around here!
Rev_Dr_Lon: so rock could you make it over here sometime within 2 weeks?
DocLegume: Eat her, Stang!
Stangzo: You can anagram my name into Vain Angst.
magdalen: legume: naw, she be at the MegaConcert, bein EMT
Stangzo: Phooey.
bdawg: RDL, over where? Back at brushwood?
magdalen: They got Kid Rock, Korn, Metallica, Powerman 5000, and one other band
Lilith: Angst usually IS in vain.
Evangela: i'd accept them, that's not really doing much, papa, but...
SGSpice: night all. gotta help pinks shop on a website in the morn.
Rev_Dr_Lon: in owensboro Ky
magdalen: we'll get the guy who wrote "Convoy" to do the soundtrack!
Lilith: Bye Spice! *hugs*
bdawg: Lil, angst = another ang! ;)
Asquireang: by spice
*** Signoff: SGSpice (behold the power of cheese <k!14>)
DocLegume: I have a present, I'll be sending her, Mags, by the end of the week, It'll be addressed to the Foundation
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Evangela: and fangs
Evangela: and wang
bdawg: Owensboro? A lot closer, that may work.
Papajoe: Evangela, would you roll over for THREE scooby snacks?
magdalen: ok
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*** Asquireang is now known as Asquire
ce_sweet: hi.....room
*** RevDickang is now known as RevDick
Rev_Dr_Lon: only a 1 or 2 hour drive
Evangela: i'm making a machine, brb
Lilith: Angsquire?
Asquire: haha
ce_sweet: who want to chat with me 19/f
TheSeeker: me me me
magdalen: here we go again
Lilith: ce_sweet: What do you know about "Bob", lassie?
*** bdawg is now known as Rocknar
Stangzo: Me Bizarro Stang me 19/f
RevBro-VT: I'd like to chat with a 19/f, is there one around here?!?
DocLegume: Me Bizarro Legume, me 37/m
Lilith: I need a new pair of Yeti shoes. I take a size 19F, please.
Papajoe: What about Mystoflick Stango?
RevBro-VT: Stangzo, Stang with short hair in a business suit?
magdalen: the Lord sez: any 19yearold Female looking for cybersex is actually a forty year old man
Rocknar: Things sure am screwey on Bizarro-World!
magdalen: He is Jesus, he knows all
ce_sweet: bob???
RevDick: Me Dick. Me 32 inches.
Spyder: i agree mag
Lilith: No, "Bob".
Evangela: ok, that was CRAP, my machine made by CRAP, the band CRAP,
DocLegume: 19/f wants to cyber with the Lord
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JR_BOB_DOB: Hello, my children, I have returned, for the next .4 seconds..goodbye..take care!
Papajoe: Mags, you rock.
AKA: no no it's CARP
*** Signoff: JR_BOB_DOBBS (Leaving)
*** AKA is now known as AfKA
Lilith: ALL HAIL REV. 19/F!
Rocknar: "See Bizarro. See Bizarro fly. OTHER WAY BIZARRO!"
Spyder: hate when he does that
Papajoe: Just like July 5th.
Stangzo: GOOD LORD MAN!!! Could that have been him?
Evangela: aka, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT??????
Papajoe: He came, he saw, he came again... on us!
magdalen laughs
Stangzo: Yeah, THANKS, "Bob."
RevBro-VT: My penis is SO large, that if I was to have an erection, my blood pressure would drop dangerously low...
Evangela: AKA IS THE GOVERNMENT, HE KNOWS MY CON NAME
Rocknar: EWWW...now my keyboard's all sticky...:(
AfKA: evangela - cause - I am part of CARP
Stangzo: Maybe that shoule be next year's "theme." "THANKS, "Bob!""
AfKA: a CARD CARRYING member!
TheSeeker: i saw that movie
RevDick: Papajoe: If it was *just* like July 5th, then I would be on a pleasure saucre flying away from this fucking cowtown.
Evangela: a part of carp?
magdalen: Just assume it's ALL on tape
AfKA: I used to be a card-carrying member of the government, too, until my wallet got stolen.
Evangela: my con name is soooooooo silly
magdalen: try to see yourself as a Courtney Love type
Rocknar: Evangela, on the series WKRP in Cincinatti, what was their mascot?
Papajoe: RevDick; It's now WHERE you fly to, but WHO you fly there with!
RevBro-VT: There is an internet site that issues UFO drivers licences...
Evangela: Rocknar, no idea
RevDick: saucre...ancient hindu dialect meaning small plate.
Evangela: what's carp?
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Rocknar: KRP, thats a carp. Carp's a fish. - how Mr. Carlson explained it,
Lilith: You know that "part" is an acronym for "tarp" and that "carp" is an acronym for "crap"... so is it PART CRAP or TARP CARP or PART CARP or TARP CRAP or WHAT?!?!?!
Stangzo: I smell Princess-made chili in there... I'm gonna follow my nose.
DocLegume: Stang, tonight I had a SWEET little 18 year old gal sitting on my lap wiggling around calling me 'Uncle Kenny". And she was NOT my niece.
Lilith: See you later, Stang.
RevDick: Papajoe: As long as I get out of Columbus, it doesn't matter.
Rocknar: TUMS spelled backward is SMUT!
Stangzo: Legume, you're a cribfisherman.
Papajoe: Legume, why do you think I go by "Papa" joe?
*** Stangzo is now known as StangAway
Spyder: hell he's a crib-PRO!
Rocknar: Hey Legume, how are those boots?
Rev_Dr_Lon: are there any questions about the new movie?
RevBro-VT: Gumi, did you show here what the uncles to in the Porn movies?
DocLegume: Rock, I gave them to a man with no shoes
magdalen: Sterno needs to direct JR and PeeBear
DocLegume: VT, She showed ME
Papajoe: yeah, his name was "Bob".
Evangela: rock, thankyou for the pee bear cartoon
Lilith: Aunt Lilith. I like the sound of that....
Lilith: Now I just need a nephew I can petticoat....
RevBro-VT: Anti-Lilith...
DocLegume: "Mama P-lil"
Spyder: got a ring to it
Rocknar: I wish I hadn't torn that cover off it, it'd be worth a lot more if it was in mint condition.
Evangela: sista lilly bolero
Evangela: yeah
Lilith: Legume: That makes me sound like a MADAM.
Lilith: Hmm.
Lilith: HMM. That's giving me IDEAS.
TheSeeker: is there electric hookups at brushwood?
DocLegume: Lil, YEAH.
RevBro-VT: Only in the "Special" spots...
Rocknar: Still, it's a classic for the Stang/Vredeez tale "Care Dog meets Pee Bear"
Lilith: "Madame Lilith's House Of Utterly Wrong Behaviors"
Evangela: it's so good
magdalen: what's that program that reads irc out loud?
*** Mode change "+o DocLegume" on #SubGenius by ChrisLi
Spyder: now thats got a wang to it
*** Mode change "+o Evangela" on #SubGenius by ChrisLi
DocLegume: I'm retiring from my practice
*** Mode change "+o Papajoe" on #SubGenius by ChrisLi
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*** Mode change "+o RevBro-VT" on #SubGenius by ChrisLi
Rocknar: Too bad they only made one comic book.
*** Mode change "+o Rocknar" on #SubGenius by ChrisLi
DocLegume: I will be DOCTOR no more
*** Mode change "+o Spyder" on #SubGenius by ChrisLi
Rocknar: Don't op.
TheSeeker: do me
Rocknar: Not at my house, at a friend's
AfKA: hmmmm '
RevDick: Oooh....me next!
*** Signoff: DMS (Connection reset by peer)
*** DocLegume is now known as BigDaddyLegume
Rev_Dr_Lon: ,11 Does Anybody have any questions for the stars and the producer of "the blair "Bob" Project"
AfKA: is this a private or a group practice?
*** Signoff: BigDaddyLegume (Leaving)
Lilith: Maggie: IRCle for Macintosh integrates into Mac's built-in speech synth. It creeps me out. Evangela liked it though.
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Asquire: wassup BIG daddy
BigDaddyLe: whassup?
magdalen: no no, for windows
Asquire: WHASSSSSUP!
Spyder: who's yer daddy?
RevDick: Lil: HOW? I can't get mine to do that...
Rocknar: Re Legume.
Lilith: Well, good evening, Big Daddy. I take it you're here for your usual Wrong Behaviors?
Lilith: Maggie: I wasn't talking about Windows. I was just taunting. NYAH. :)
BigDaddyLe: Yo Dayem right
Lilith: Dick: What version IRCle are you using?
Rocknar: RDL, will you need any footage from Lexington you think?
Spyder: big daddy pooo bucker
*** TheSeeker is now known as PreacherMike
magdalen: so then all you would-be haquers don't know ANYTHING for windows?
Lilith: BigDaddy: Well, you know where the room is. I'll send up the girls as soon as they've changed into their squad uniforms.
RevDick: smIRCle...1.0.1 Should I get sumpin else?
Rev_Dr_Lon: Rocknar: I doubt it
Rocknar: Mag, you're on a windoze now? (I am too for the moment)
Lilith: Maggie: I'm not a hacker, I'm a hired gun. I know all about Windows, and that's why I don't use it.
magdalen: I always have been
Evangela is discussing prostitution with Dr. Imposter and Agent Orange.....sort of here, sort of not
BigDaddyLe: Plil, you always treat Big daddy right, your girls are second to none
magdalen: whatever
Lilith: Dick: Yeah. IRCle is the BOMB.
Rocknar: Let's give Mags a grand next year so she can get an iMAC!
magdalen: ok!
Lilith: Maggie: Now if you were using UNIX, I might be able to help.
BigDaddyLe: Rocknar, you're full of shit.
magdalen: Computer nazi!
Spyder: lol
Rocknar: Better still, I bet we could find a good used iMac on ebay.
Lilith: (Damn it, where's Stang? He's supposed to have all those squad uniforms cleaned and pressed by now!)
Lilith: Maggie: SIG HEIL!
RevDick: Lil: The BOMB? Fat man or little boy?
Rocknar: So full of shit, people mistake me for the Sewage treatment facilitys.
BigDaddyLe: Yo, all, I had a "weeerdniss" happen this weekend
Lilith: Dick: Fat Man. It's not as simple as smIRCle, but it's pretty powerful....
Evangela: what's that daddy?>
BigDaddyLe: I bought a couch
Lilith: Legume: Whoa.
BigDaddyLe: A BIG couch
Spyder: find somethin?
Evangela: wow, coo'
Rocknar: It's an investment.
BigDaddyLe: a REAL NICE couch
Lilith: Legume: Does it fold into a bed?
BigDaddyLe: No Lil, it's just a couch
AfKA: anybody want a green velour couch?
BigDaddyLe: It cost me
BigDaddyLe: 10 cents
Lilith: Now that IS unusual.
Rocknar: Goodwill?
BigDaddyLe: I couldn't figure it out
AfKA: goodwill would charge much more than that...
Rocknar: goodwill would charge $20 easy.
BigDaddyLe: Yea, that's what was weird. Even goodwill charge you fifty bucks for a couch
Rocknar: taking advantage of them retarded pinks again, eh legume?
AfKA: so who charged you 10 cents?
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BigDaddyLe: I asked the manager, and she said, yeah, it's ten cents
Spyder: the sacred art of sales no doubt
BigDaddyLe: I bought it
Rocknar: what's the material?
AfKA: hmmm I need all new furnishings
Rev_Dr_Lon: so Rocknar do you think you could make it down for the taping?
Lilith: "Three hookers OD'd on that sofa. Nobody wants it. ...OH. YOU want it. Uh..."
BigDaddyLe: when I got home, I lifted the cushions, and found THIRTY CENTS, and a tiny sterling silver GOLF CLUB
Rocknar: what day is the taping/
Lilith: A TWENTY-CENT PROFIT!
Lilith: PRABOB
BigDaddyLe: I GOT TRIPLE MY MONEY BACK
Rev_Dr_Lon: anytime within 2 weeks
Evangela: that's fabulous
Spyder: HHHuuuummmmmmmmmmm
BigDaddyLe: cOUCH sLACK
Spyder: co-inky dink?
Rocknar: e-mail me at Locnar@iglou.com about it, I'll read it when I get home tonight.
Rev_Dr_Lon: ok
Rev_Dr_Lon: either asquire or me will e-mail ya
Asquire: t
Asquire: o find the secret message just click and drag over the black area ,1 Bob loves you
Rocknar: ya know, while I think about Stang eatin chili right now, next year let's have a Chili cook-off.
PreacherMi: -puff- -puff-
Rocknar: -- give --
Codi: Asquire: that was cool
Spyder: brb
Lilith: Chili would be good, but I'm more into slabs of meat.
RevDick: Lil: I got yoour slab o' meat.
BigDaddyLe: Rock, I like that idea
Lilith: And we never had that frop-off either.
Lilith: Dick: Cool! Let me get out the deli slicer and I'll make a sammich!
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*** Mode change "+oo Rev_Dr_Lon RevDick" on #SubGenius by Lilith
Rocknar: extra points awarded for Chili with FROP and beans! ;)
Asquire: To find the secret message click and drag over the black area ,1 THE SUBGENIUS MUST HAVE SLACK
BigDaddyLe: Will you all taste MY chili?
Lilith: FROP AND BEANS?!?
Lilith: Legume: Mmmm... muy caliente!
Rocknar: Of course Legume.
RevDick: 5 lbs of top round, trimmed to perfection, marinated overnite and grilled medium rare....yum.
AfKA: danke
Lilith: BRB
BigDaddyLe: Lil, muy cucaracha
BigDaddyLe: "Legume's Bug chili"
AfKA: and I will serve my Chili with %100 RYKO PSYCHO hot sauce!
Lilith: *munch munch munch*
*** Asquire has set the topic on channel #SubGenius to XXX-Day pics on SubSITE! (Hot News section), and New Subgenius Movie in production!
Rocknar: I make a chili with lots of extra spices, garlic, paprika, etc., soy sauce and rice.
PreacherMi: big boy seasoning
AfKA: when it comes to chili I dont think there is such a thing as "extra spices"
RevDick: If it doesn't have haboneros, then it's not _real_ chili.
Rocknar: I start with a can of armour chili w/ beans.
AfKA: New Subgenius movie? as opposed to the old subgenius movie?
Rocknar: So yeah, it's not really CHILI chili.
ChrisLi: Mmmmmm.... scotch bonnets
Rocknar: *watching "Next FRIDAY"*
Rev_Dr_Lon: actually its a movie with shows inside
RevDick: NEW SUBGENIUS MOVIE! In production NOW!
Rocknar: FROP TIME! :) *frop*
RevDick: I have to be excited...I'm producing and editing it.
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Lombardi: HI
RevDick: Hi
Rev_Dr_Lon: each movie will have 4 30min shows inside of it
PreacherMi: oi
Rev_Dr_Lon: but this first movie will have 2 shows and a 1 hour short movie
Lilith: Smokable chili. YUM.
Rev_Dr_Lon: then after the first we will relaese a new movie about evry 2 months with 4 shows in it
Asquire: ,1 The Blair BOB Project
Spyder: i thin k yer on to somethin LIL!
Spyder: we could make a mint
Lilith: Spyder: Could you roll me a bowl?
Rocknar: roll a bowl?
Spyder: hey thats catchy
Rev_Dr_Lon: brb
Rev_Dr_Lon: gotta go get food
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