Well, it was a hell of a lot of fun this year, but I noticed it was mostly
us OLD FOGEYS having fun in an incredibly SUBDUED way. I mean, there were
some great highlights, but not much raising of HATE or total immersion in
Slack that seems present with a greater number of freakier-than-thous and
Bobbies for us to scream at and humiliate.
In essence, everything was fun, everything pretty much stuck to the
schedule, and the only chaos which infiltrated our luck planes effectively
was Pastor Craig's initiation to Yacatismic Sexhurt via his Holy Collarbone
cracking and releasing him from his Conspiracy job for the next six weeks,
thanks to naked crisco blood wrestling. (I wonder what fabulous story the
local EMT's are spreading around the area...)
Yeah, I brought three cases of beer to this XXX-day, and ended up giving
away two cases of it on SUNDAY because nobody wanted to drink all that much.
The only people I saw staying up all night and partying were the PAGANS, god
dammit, and if their naked drunk loveburger butts can do it, SO CAN WE!!!!!!
There were plenty of high points, though. The "Bob" tism was a blast. We,
as usual, were deluged by chickenshit lurkers on the sidelines while the
rest of us got naked for "Bob". Popess Lilith's rant was lovely, Little
Fyodor channeled pure spasmodic HATE, Cardinal Sin's rant was equal in
eloquence to Modemac's last year, Hellpope Huey's BOOM-hate and Stang's
Final Rant had me frothing at the mouth in anticipation of being Ruptured
and immersed in total Slack.
Well, that's about it for me, I must remove this woodsmoke reek from my
clothing.
I am thankful for one thing: Locnar did not remove his pants once, and I did
not see his ass.
And, one point of advice for the adventuresome, if you are camping in
alt.slack village, and use the Holy Excremeditation Chapel of Ultimate
Screaming Reek, whatever you do DO NOT I repeat DO NOT EVER EVER EVER!!!!!
point your flashlight down that hole and look at what's down there, unless
you are bulimic and your finger's too dirty at the moment for you to stick
down your throat.
*click* that is all. Meow.
Alliekatt
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Subject: XXX Day Report
From: sikkinixx666@hotmail.com
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 5, 2000 7:01 PM
I'll admit being a little daunted by the prospect of traveling over
2000 miles to spend a week in the woods with strange strangers, but I'm
really glad I went.
I spend most of my time at Brushwood frappin up and hanging out with
some of the asskickingest mutants its ever been my pleasure to meet.
Brushwood is the chillest, wettest place I've ever been in my life.
Magdalen, 808 and I REIGN SUPREME! SLEEPERS!!! ESO and Jehova Hates
Phred and Little Fyodor rock my azzzzz. When you let people put ice
cream toppings on you, make sure you have a tarp to lie on; ants like
caramel topping. Legume really CAN pick me up with one arm. Needed a
picnic basket......
Stuck in Erie for next 48 hours, then on to Texass; in case you
cared. I'LL BE BACK ALT.SLACK.
Rev. Sikki
a cybercafe in Erie? who knew?
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Subject: Re: XXX day report...
From: Locnar@IgLou.com (Governor Rocknar)
In article <G1T75.4898$2m5.160914@typhoon1.ba-dsg.net>, "Alison Carter"
<alliekatzen@hotmail.com> wrote:
> I am thankful for one thing: Locnar did not remove his pants once, and I did
> not see his ass.
>
How do you think I got gas money home? ;)
--
Gov. Rocknar
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Subject: Re: XXX day report...
From: mannixh8u@aol.com (Rev. Irrelevent)
>
Now hold on a
goshdarnedcottonpickinminute...Rocknar...did....remove...his...pants....aa
agghh....not to say I'm that much of a pretty site nekkid but hell, few but the
Connie-ites (not including the mighty Dr. Legume) do, but hey, it was all fun,
and an experience I'm glad I've finally made it to. Praise "BOB" even if the
'ol bird didn't show up...
"If ya ain't got socks, ya ain't got much. So if ya got 'em,
ya might as well pull 'em up!!!"
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Subject: Re: XXX day report...
From: Locnar@IgLou.com (Governor Rocknar)
>
Oh yah, that too. But I was CHOSEN to show my ass for the mass-mooning.
Does that still count?
--
Gov. Rocknar
Randolph S. Vance
Locnar@Iglou.com (Macintosh Eudora Mail)
QUOTE - "I'll watch some TV, it'll help me to RELAX!" - Ren Hoek
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