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July 5, 1999 came and went and Earth Farm One still exists, the Conspiracy is still on it, and so are our sorry SubGenius asses. Did Dobbs let us down again? Or did he, mayhaps, SAVE us again? Only the SlackMaster himself knows. Until he deigns to fill us in, we can only hash over our magnificent failure.
Luckily, this magnificent failure involved the highest Slack quotient ever generated by self identified SubGenii in one place, in this century.
(An amazing cross section of the most startling and provocative photographs from the recent cult rituals in a remote rural compound, plus twisted psychedelic graphic illustrations of frightening cultish beliefs! ADULTS ONLY)
"Doomsday Cultists Vanish"
-- Did Dobbs sell us out to Colombians?
We Were Double Crossed at XX-Day...
-- Rev. Ivan Stang's endlessly long official report
(Apocalyptic Dos Equis graphics, inspired by the joy and terror of the End of All Things Pink. Includes winners of the "Best Camp Theme" and "Best SubGenius Body Modification/Hurt Yourself Real Bad" contests)
Myths & Facts About XX-Day
-- a cross sectional survey
The New Ones (fiction by Friday Jones)
-- a Post-X-Day vision so lovely that it makes Earth a million times less bearable
Secret XXX-Day Salute Revealed!
-- important Secret hand Signs by which your fellow SubGeniuses may recognize you, now that we are forced to go underground
XX-Day in Haikus
-- by Sister Decadence
Magdalen's SEXXY XXDay Report and Gossip Dish
-- all the dirt you dig
Cape Brushwood XX Rocket Report
-- Commander Chas Smith's report on the Build Your Own Ship test launch and Yacatisma Attacks
XDAY EUROPE REPORT
-- Pope Black's lowdown on the uproar
So is Papa Joe a double agent or triple agent?
-- a controversey erupts: why was Papa Joe Mama flogged instead of that Cambridge PINK?
Mutant Prom (inc. set list)
-- romance for the SUbGenius
SubSite DISABLED?!?
-- panic sets in when SubSITE mysteriously shuts down the day AFTER XX-Day
SubGenius IRC 7-11-99 Post-XX-Day Debriefing
-- the surviving old-timers debrief during the Sunday Nite IRC Devival
Post rupture chat with the Bobbies
-- lesser beings who missed the party commisserate
Nostradamus: The End Is Nigh.
Prediction
Triumph Of The Lil
-- Popess Lilith scored
Modemac's "Four Days in the Woods Pt 2 (Or how I spent the end of the world)"
We have to do better next time
-- Schabe's essay
THE LOCNAR-2-ROCKNAR SERIES:
Last year I was an asshole, THIS YEAR I'M A GOD!!!
Hey Locnar! Where's MY grand?
THE FILM PROJECT!
Re: THE FILM PROJECT!
MUSICAL COMBOS OF XX-DAY:
Little Fyodor's home page! http://www.grantrproductions.com/pages/fyodor.html
transmission from LUST in SPACE
WRAP-UPs
Whew!
Made It Home
Popeth Lilith's Airport Slack on XX-Day
MISC. PERTINENT IMMEDIATE NEW NEWS:
Australian Devival -- Sydney July 31
Re: group connected with Illinois racist killings in HIGH WIERDNESS BY MAIL
Interview w/ Robert Anton Wilson -- Is There Reason For Optimism?
Lemuria Rising -- Onan's Report
Did You DARE MISS the
PRE-XX-DAY RIOT OF ARTWORK AND PROPHECY??
WE WILL BE BACK FOREVER
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