From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>Date: Fri, 09 Jul 1999
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
Date: Fri, 09 Jul 1999
Well, Yetis, if you didn't go to Brushwood this year, you really really
fucked up. Since others will go into detail about the actual events,
I'll just tell you about the SEX and the GOSSIP. And, friends, this was
a VERY SEXXY YEAR!! It warmed my heart to see hundreds lonely Yetis
crawling into tents with other lonely Yetis and making strange,
caterwauling yelps and screams all night long.
Christ-in-a Bucket showed up again, much to the delight of the Old
Doktors who found her long-legged, medium-titted, darkly tanned young
body fascinating. Lucky G Gordon Gordon talked her into giving him a
lap dance, retaining his undisputed title as the of King of Suave. Look
for lap dance scenes on the video!
Rev. Angela, formerly the winner of the Win a Date with Janor contest,
raised many an eyebrow with her fetching costumes and winning ways.
Doktor Onan Canobite was especially appreciative of her lovely charms,
and her wit and generosity were enjoyed by all.
No XXDay report would be complete without mentioning Rev. Nickie
DeathChick, who thrilled the crowd with her red stretch-satin outfits
and high heels. Many a young studly Bobbie was seen escorting her
around, but her clear favorite among them all was one expecially
strapping young lad named Carter. The strong, silent type, Carter
appeared to be completely drained of all bodily fluids by the end of the
festival -- Praise Nickie!
Sister Decadence was stunning, as usual. Her body was so round, so
firm, so fully packed that she was constantly surrounded by a crowd of
admirers, especially Locnar. Her theme this year was the long, slinky
evening gown -- very elegant. At times the throng of admirers swelled
to such an extent that she was forced to seek refuge in the Trailer, but
a few die-hards even followed her in there and had to be forcibly
ejected by Legume!
Suzie the Floozie gave every man in the room an instant hard-on when
she appeared at the Trial of Papa Joe in a tight-fitting police uniform
complete with baton. I know *I* would do just about anything to be
frisked by HER! The Flooze kept herself hidden most of the festival,
since it was hard for her to walk over the bodies of men who threw
themselves at her feet with every step.
Astrobabe, the beautiful dancer for the band Lust in Space turned more
than a few heads as well. The members of Lust in Space are full-time
space people, wearing helmets, silver jumpsuits and space-boots at all
times. Next year, Astrobabe has promised to auction one of her slinky
silver space dresses right off her back at the Bulldada Auction! Then
we'll get to see her sexy space underwear!!
Princes Wei R Doe was there as well, sexy as always in her
double-horned Valkyrie helmet. Not only did she radiate pure, bonobo
sex, but she could also 'frop even the Old Doktors under the table!
What a woman!!
The newest members of my Sexxy SubGenii list are the red-hot couple
Barbie and Armand Geddyn. Founders of the Ministry of Truth, a clench
devoted to the fashion of fascism, Barbie and Armand showed up for the
prom in matching Communist coats and hats, and little else. The Geddyns
were not only sexy, they were intelligent and they had charming social
graces. When the Lord accidentally turned their campsite into the
biggest party in Brushwood by mentioning their camp, and its liquor,
over the radio, the Geddyns accepted the rush of guests with pleasant
manners and they didn't even complain when the Old Doktors showed up and
drank all the booze. Not only that, but they and and Bikers for "Bob"
remembered the Anniversary of the Lord's marriage to me with a nice
card. Check them out at www.minitru.com and tell me if they are not
super sexy! Wooo Hooo!
Oh, and of course, *I* was there too, and I was very, very sexy.
That about sums it up, as far as I'm concerned. I'm sure there were
many many other sexy people there, but I don't remember much after the
point when Doktor Codini handed me that drink the Old Doktors made out
of the Space People's liquor.
Next year: GO TO XXXDAY!! GET SEXXX!! (probably)
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From: modemac@modemac.com (Modemac)
Have I mentioned yet that Magdalen is the most lucious piece of underage
jail bait in the entire Church? Have I said yet that not only is she
gorgeous, but she's also kind, caring, has a look on her face like she's
constantly worried about you and whether you're enjoying yourself, has
enough brains on that little bod to outwit any nine male SubGenii (and
Locnar, too), sends shivers down your spine every time she gives you a
hug, and that Jesus is one of the LUCKIEST fucking bastards in the entire
UNIVERSE for being married to her?
I didn't mention that yet? Well, now I have. PRAISE MAGDALEN!
--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/
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From: Christopher Lee <clbundy.pp@mail.indy.net>
Rev. Magdalen wrote:
> That about sums it up, as far as I'm concerned. I'm sure there were
> many many other sexy people there, but I don't remember much after the
Hey, I *tried* to be sexxy! I looked sorta spiffy at the Prom (i
thought)- that's kinda sexxy. I had an Ark of the Covenent- that's
kinda sexxy. I had BEER! Surely THAT'S sexxy!
> Next year: GO TO XXXDAY!! GET SEXXX!! (probably)
I'll be there. I'll try to be sexxxier.
Christopher Li,
The Stoppable Sex Machine
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From: decadence@subgenius.com (Sister Decadence)
Oh HONEY! I saw that Ark up close and personal, and I assure you IT
was sexxy! All those....those....THINGS sticking up off it. Oooooooh!
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From: Her Deliciousness <bgeddyn@minitru.org>
In article <37854217.6BF8D019@home.com>,
magdalen@subgenius.com wrote:
> The newest members of my Sexxy SubGenii list are the red-hot couple
> Barbie and Armand Geddyn.
We are honored, M'Lady. :)
It was nice being social this year. As I told P-Lil; last year, Armand
and I were still "newly wedd's" and spent most of our time in the car,
if you know what I mean... ~wink~
... of course, we discovered this year, that under the stars and
partially illuminated by fire works is much more fun!
--
Her Deliciousness, Malibu Barbie Geddyn
The Ministry of Truth
http://www.minitru.org
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Share what you know. Learn what you don't.
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From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <p-lil@ZubJenius.com>
In article <7m4vmj$b69$1@nnrp1.deja.com>, Her Deliciousness
<bgeddyn@minitru.org> wrote:
> ... of course, we discovered this year, that under the stars and
> partially illuminated by fire works is much more fun!
...Just like that one scene in *Mr. North*.... *wistful sigh*
Lil
--
======== Popess Lilith von Fraumench * http://come.to/p.lil =========
== Seattle SubGenii! We are the future! http://ssucc.ragnarokr.com ==
==== In ecstasy I mock the world - Emperor, "Ye Entrancemperium" ====
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From: i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
In article <37854217.6BF8D019@home.com>, magdalen@subgenius.com wrote:
> Well, Yetis, if you didn't go to Brushwood this year, you really really
> fucked up. Since others will go into detail about the actual events,
> I'll just tell you about the SEX and the GOSSIP. And, friends, this was
> a VERY SEXXY YEAR!! It warmed my heart to see hundreds lonely Yetis
> crawling into tents with other lonely Yetis and making strange,
> caterwauling yelps and screams all night long.
I've got recordings of those yelps for sale.
> Christ-in-a Bucket showed up again, much to the delight of the Old
> Doktors who found her long-legged, medium-titted, darkly tanned young
> body fascinating. Lucky G Gordon Gordon talked her into giving him a
> lap dance, retaining his undisputed title as the of King of Suave. Look
> for lap dance scenes on the video!
That scene was well shot by Dr. Legume and will be available on the $60
Long Form Version.
> Rev. Angela, formerly the winner of the Win a Date with Janor contest,
> raised many an eyebrow with her fetching costumes and winning ways.
> Doktor Onan Canobite was especially appreciative of her lovely charms,
> and her wit and generosity were enjoyed by all.
I enjoyed videotaping (and later making available for sale) Rev. Angela's
frenzied punk dancing with Rev. Nickie, not to mention her intense
original wrestling moves that made her Champeen. Luckily she wrestled
nude, so her trick holds and double drop kick techniques are clearly
visible.
> No XXDay report would be complete without mentioning Rev. Nickie
> DeathChick, who thrilled the crowd with her red stretch-satin outfits
> and high heels. Many a young studly Bobbie was seen escorting her
> around, but her clear favorite among them all was one expecially
> strapping young lad named Carter. The strong, silent type, Carter
> appeared to be completely drained of all bodily fluids by the end of the
> festival -- Praise Nickie!
Nickie Deathchick's powerful statements during the Panel Discussion will
be available on the XX-DAY CD SERIES Volume 4
> Sister Decadence was stunning, as usual. Her body was so round, so
> firm, so fully packed that she was constantly surrounded by a crowd of
> admirers, especially Locnar. Her theme this year was the long, slinky
> evening gown -- very elegant. At times the throng of admirers swelled
> to such an extent that she was forced to seek refuge in the Trailer, but
> a few die-hards even followed her in there and had to be forcibly
> ejected by Legume!
Die-hards is right! That's what'll happen to any boy who sees this video
without paying for it!
> Suzie the Floozie gave every man in the room an instant hard-on when
> she appeared at the Trial of Papa Joe in a tight-fitting police uniform
> complete with baton. I know *I* would do just about anything to be
> frisked by HER! The Flooze kept herself hidden most of the festival,
> since it was hard for her to walk over the bodies of men who threw
> themselves at her feet with every step.
But she wasn't hidden from the cameras of Rev. Stang during the special
secret short film entitled "SNAVELY, YOU FUCKED UP".
> Astrobabe, the beautiful dancer for the band Lust in Space turned more
> than a few heads as well. The members of Lust in Space are full-time
> space people, wearing helmets, silver jumpsuits and space-boots at all
> times. Next year, Astrobabe has promised to auction one of her slinky
> silver space dresses right off her back at the Bulldada Auction! Then
> we'll get to see her sexy space underwear!!
The Lust in Space concert is fully recorded on pure METAL grade cassette
tape! What shall I charge that fine band for their own material? PRAISE
"BOB!"
> Princes Wei R Doe was there as well, sexy as always in her
> double-horned Valkyrie helmet. Not only did she radiate pure, bonobo
> sex, but she could also 'frop even the Old Doktors under the table!
> What a woman!!
Not available to the public.
> The newest members of my Sexxy SubGenii list are the red-hot couple
> Barbie and Armand Geddyn. Founders of the Ministry of Truth, a clench
> devoted to the fashion of fascism, Barbie and Armand showed up for the
> prom in matching Communist coats and hats, and little else. The Geddyns
> were not only sexy, they were intelligent and they had charming social
> graces. When the Lord accidentally turned their campsite into the
> biggest party in Brushwood by mentioning their camp, and its liquor,
> over the radio, the Geddyns accepted the rush of guests with pleasant
> manners and they didn't even complain when the Old Doktors showed up and
> drank all the booze. Not only that, but they and and Bikers for "Bob"
> remembered the Anniversary of the Lord's marriage to me with a nice
> card. Check them out at www.minitru.com and tell me if they are not
> super sexy! Wooo Hooo!
AAAAA-OOOOO-gah!!!
> Oh, and of course, *I* was there too, and I was very, very sexy.
AS SEEN IN THE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL and in the upcoming
direct-to-video-release, "CANDY SAMPLES MEETS THE VIRGINS OF THE CHURCH OF
THE SUBGENIUS"
> That about sums it up, as far as I'm concerned. I'm sure there were
> many many other sexy people there, but I don't remember much after the
> point when Doktor Codini handed me that drink the Old Doktors made out
> of the Space People's liquor.
> Next year: GO TO XXXDAY!! GET SEXXX!! (probably)
PICTURES SOON!!! I SWEAR IT!!
(Must get to Kinkos to redub Muleskinner from CD-RW to CD-R first! Cannot
crack break-in codes till then!)
GREAT GOSSIP COLUMN, MAGDALEN!! Thanks for not mentioning those things I
did with those things.
--
Copyright 1999 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 1st Orthodox Stangian
MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected / The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.
PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 / Fax 214-320-1561 / PRABOB
http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack
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From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
Her Deliciousness wrote:
> As I told P-Lil; last year, Armand
> and I were still "newly wedd's" and spent most of our time in the car,
> if you know what I mean... ~wink~
Of course I know what you mean -- the Lord and I have been picturing the
details for days now!
>
> ... of course, we discovered this year, that under the stars and
> partially illuminated by fire works is much more fun!
DAMN!! I knew we shouldn't have gone down into the bomb shelter during
the fireworks. Maybe we'll catch the view next year...
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