Hard to beat last year's torment. I'm guessing they hung him upside
down or something...
Well, at least we can start talking about XXX-Day...
--
'Lord' Rev. Dr. Paul Soth
Coming soon... Sephiroth: Agent of AGSF
http://www.angelfire.com/sc/sephagsf/index.html
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From: Fn0rd@webtv.net (Immaculate Misconception)
Yes man, pure 100% hardcore XXX in one year!!!! Third times a charm!
We'll bring in the XXX in 2000, as the fundamentalists predicted DECADES
ago!!!
Well, I'm just hoping I wont miss the thied one anyway...
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From: dblspace@aol.comPRODIGAL (Dave)
I understand for this one we'll dig up Jon Benet!
until XXX day,
David
aka
the Rebi "Slash" Foreskin
(R/4)
"You thought you were going to see a science fiction movie. Let me tell you
what you are going to Be - you are going to BE a science fiction movie. It's
called science friction." -- Raleigh Theodore Sakers
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From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <p-lil@ZubJenius.com>
In article <3780CCB7.FED22459@mailhost.col.ameritech.net>, 'Lord' Rev.
Dr. Paul Soth <paul_soth@mailhost.col.ameritech.net> wrote:
> Hard to beat last year's torment. I'm guessing they hung him upside
> down or something...
We didn't torture Stang at all. Papa Joe's trial and sentencing
provided ALL the humiliation we'd ever want to heap on another
SubGenius. And besides, there were only about 40 people *awake* for the
Rupture, most of them sleeping off the drunkenness of Earth's Last
Party last night.
"Hello...? Xists...? C'mon out, we've got Bobbies...!"
We originally blamed it on Locnar's watch, but it didn't take long to
realize it wouldn't matter whose watch we had.
By the way, this was the best "drill" the Church has EVER had. It was
simultaneously more relaxed and slackful, AND more righteously cool,
than any Drill previously. I'm already looking forward to next year!
I'm sure I'll be even more eager once I've gotten some sleep.
The Prophet Lilith
--
======== Popess Lilith von Fraumench * http://come.to/p.lil =========
== Seattle SubGenii! We are the future! http://ssucc.ragnarokr.com ==
==== In ecstasy I mock the world - Emperor, "Ye Entrancemperium" ====
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From: "Curtis R. Anderson" <gleepy@intelligencia.com>
Organization: Gleepy's Futplex Bar and Grill
Immaculate Misconception wrote:
>
> Yes man, pure 100% hardcore XXX in one year!!!! Third times a charm!
> We'll bring in the XXX in 2000, as the fundamentalists predicted DECADES
> ago!!!
> Well, I'm just hoping I wont miss the thied one anyway...
The upcoming XXX-Day should have some "Triple Action Porn" or we're not
going.
--
Curtis R. Anderson, Co-creator of "Gleepy the Hen", SP 2.5?, KoX
New web site coming soon! | Western New York: as Canadian
| as you can get in the States
mailto:gleepy@intelligencia.com | UTM: PS 7036 7315, zone 17
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From: friday@subgenius.com (Friday Jones)
Not going, or not COMING?
--
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From: friday@subgenius.com (Friday Jones)
In article <Locnar-1007991056420001@lex-ts1-8.iglou.com>, Locnar@IgLou.com
(Governor Rocknar) wrote:
> In article <7m7408$nq@news-central.tiac.net>, modemac@modemac.com wrote:
> >
> > I'm already making plans to get a bunch of genuine porn stars to go to
> > XXX-Day.
> >
> > --
> > First Online Church of "Bob"
> > http://www.modemac.com/
>
> My reccomendations. Taren Steele, Anna Malle, Jeanna Fine, Juli Ashton
Ever notice how you never see Maxx Hardcore and Lonesome Cowboy Dave
together in the same place?
COINCIDENCE??
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From: modemac@modemac.com (Modemac)
Rev. Ivan Stang <i.stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
> Kitten Natividad.
She's probably the only one listed here who'd say YES to going. The trick
is trying to think of a good enough excuse to make a few porno studios or
mags want to send some models and a camera crew to Brushwood to do a
"photo shoot" and have some fun in the sun for a few days. If we did it
any other way we'd have to PAY them for it -- and I sure can't afford the
$2,500 or so they'd probably ask. Maybe Locnar could, but I can't.
--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/
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From: decadence@subgenius.com (Sister Decadence)
On Sun, 11 Jul 1999 15:31:08 GMT, temujin9@io.com (The Reverend
Imposter Eliot) wrote:
>
>Asia Carrera. She's already an honorary member of the Ministry of
>Truth, anyway, and she kicks ass anyway; not only is she a hot porn
>star, she's a computer geek in her offtime.
NO FAKE TITS. Dammit.
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