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XXX Day Fucking XXX Day, where are you. Here we are -- yetinsyny in
Oz, missing out on the pure juice of UNMITIGATED SLACK(1)!!!!!!!!!!
"Bob" "Bob" "Bob" "Bob" "Bob" "Bob" "Bob" "Bob".... why have you
forgotten us, ya creep! But I don't fuckin' care you see, 'cause I
can get my own Slack when and how I want it -- don't need you (you
shithead coagulation of grey dots) to be my middleman for a mailine
fix. I spit in your eye and shit in your beer. I shove dead fish up
Connie's stinkin' fanny, for I am....
...the FeMale" Yetinsyny!
I bridge the divide between the Overwoman and the Overman -- I
tantalise John Grey and Joe Pink (and Steve Kilby) because I am what
they CAN NEVER be! I link the bottomless abyss of the dark with
googleplex watt rating of the light.
It doesn't matter...
...what fanny I have.
...what sexpain I have.
...what any pink thinks!
...or how much (or little) they WANT ME!
I am the parody of womanhood taken to the extreme that *I* want -- TOO
MUCH is ALWAYS better than NOT ENOUGH! I am the hormone junkie, strung
out in my body where it counts for me -- I put pay to the LIE that
there are only TWO FUCKING SEXES. All drones are at my beck and call
-- when I dom, the whole cuntshitting world is sub!
-- when I cum, tapes of it hit the street with hours and are sold
for more money than sense!
-- when I shit it's preserved for future generations!
-- when I cry a hundred drones run to hand me a hanky!
-- when I enter teh TAXI CLUB (2) all jaws, and all draws, drop for
me in sordid anticipation.
-- when I do the dance of the seven veils, clad in mere jewellry
they all lose count.
-- If I sucked off Clinton they'd never find the body!
-- When I go Gothic the Vampire LesStat comes knocking on MY door
and BEGS to suck my blood.
I am pleasure, perversity and pain rolled all into one. I live,
breath, and shit orgones -- I am the be all and end all of GENDER!
Fuck me Fuck me Fuck me Fuck me Fuck me Fuck me Fuck me Fuck me..
...if I want you to, and PISS OFF if I don't!
I am Batakes of the Gallae, Queen of teh vampires, Empress of the
Mountain and Consort to whomever I wish. And *I* do with my body
whatever *I* want. Your little pink morality has no hold on me -- I
bend X and Y chromosomes to MY will. My spoof ignites the countryside
and my cum makes the land fertile for I AM A FEMALE" -- God and
Goddess (of whatever choice I make) cum together in me. The elder gods
are all queing up for a look, and will pay with THEIR souls for half
an hour with this beauty!
Cum to me now on the XXX day and experiance the bliss of...
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(1) If it's mitagated, it ain't Slack!
(2) A tranny dive in Sydney.
SRS-112 days and counting...
Slacktastic,
Reverend Octobriana Oberwoman
a.k.a. Laura Seabrook (ICQ 72922247)
(everyone's favourite FeMale" Yetinsyn)
Slack Site http://nav.webring.org/cgi-bin/navcgi?ring=lauraswebsites&id=6&go
SubG Ring http://www.webring.org/cgi-bin/webring?home&ring=yetinsyny
Original file name: XXX Day FeMaleČ Rant!!!!
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