In Praise Of Rev. Zorro

From: HellPope Huey X <radiopopeNOraSPAM@hotmail.com.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 11, 2000 10:52 AM
Message-ID: <0770f218.45ca2a42@usw-ex0102-014.remarq.com>

I been seein' some unsightly side commentary about "midgets"
hereabouts since XXX-Day, no doubt in reference to Rev. Zorro, a
new adherent to Dobbs alleged to have been curried by Stang
hisself over a period of time. He was said to have had
reservations, but by Dobbs, he CAME to Brushwood all the same.

This diminutive yet mighty man had more goddamned FUN than
almost anyone I saw. He was right up front for 90% of the stage
madness and rocked HARD. He was ready to hear all that was spewed
at him. He had no unsightly reservations about diving right in,
be it SubChatter by the drunken or hot-tubbin' by the even MORE
drunken.

Shall we judge ANY of our genetically-fluid bretheren or
sisteren by those standards which are other than the Dobbsian? I
say yee NAY! For this freshly-found fountain of faithfulness bore
his very scars like the badge of pride they deserve to BE,
because he had chosen to BECOME one of the Chosen and thus,
whether psychic or physical, ALL scars suffered at the hands of
the Pink, the Stupid and the UnJust show us to BE one of us, one
of us!

This faithful fellow Sub went home with a fistful of SubGoods
such as the sacred books and shoits and more important, BARED HIS
ALL WITH NARY A SIGN OF SHAME, which makes him a towering "man"
among whatever you generally CALL our crowd of Morlocks-In-Eloi
clothing.

He paid HIS dues and we're honor-bound to give him same.
Therefore, I am proud to call him one of our own. If we can stand
one another's damned nipples, (mainly the NON-UberFemme
varieties, yig) we can sure handle a few medical zippers. And if
he starts ranting like a mofo in the next coupla years,
Rocknar-like, remember who drunkenly claimed it first, before
upchucking into the baptismal font. Sorry, d'ere, fadder, URP.

HellPope Huey,
Sanctuary! Sanctuary!

"If you can make a million dollars eating a rat,
you can make TWO million passing one."
- Super Dave Osborne

Are you bored? Are you jaded? Has all enthusiasm faded?
Are you one of those people like glazed fruit
Who sit there in shell shock
Till the dot on your screen
disappears?
- Creme & Godley, "L"

My head's on a shelf and my hearts in the cooler, gave "Bob" the
money I'm a sanctified fool, better kill me now my rhymes don't
get no better, heads' on a plate on the slow barge to Purgatory
don't make me late 'cause there's no rhyme for purgatory, ain't
that grate, cleavage cleavage thighs and hips from the nape of
her neck to the lipstick lips, If in posession of any Howard the
Duck comics please immolate yourself
nown

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