oh man.
I'd tell you what happened, but... oh man...
I'm sure many more out there have more eloquence
than I that can transcribe the events of Brushwood
this year into something more exciting to read.
I will mention the following:
1) Pope Phred's new name is "Pope 'Stone Cold Beer' Phred".
2) Pastor Craig is dead. We killed him. It's on tape.
Seriously. Any posts or IRC chats with someone claiming
to be Pastor Craig is the ROBOT that the hospital returned
after Craig was hauled away.
3) I spanked Nicki's ass. Huh huh huh huh... She has a
cute butt.
4) I'm not sure, but I think we launched a midget out of
a potato cannon. Or maybe we *wanted* to... One of the
two anyway...
5) Doc Frop is perhaps the only last living Yeti.
6) All the rumors that you may hear about the bands
and everything on the stage sucking is FALSE. All the
bands ROCKED. All the preachers except for me ROCKED.
Praise Lil for it all coming together... but for some
reason, only *rarely* was there to be heard a "Praise
Bob" from the multitude.
7) Rev. Sikki had whipped cream on her. Huh huh huh huh...
8) Papa Joe Mama did a startlingly incredible rant...
But only 3 people showed. Then he did ANOTHER startling
incredible rant, and more people showed, but it might
as well have been three.
9) It sucked and it was the BEST DAMN DEVIVAL OF ALL TIME
CONCURRENTLY!
10) I'm goin' back next year. Provided that there IS
a next year.
-st. andreux
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saint@prairienet.org
nichole's panties on sale... cheep. inquire within
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Subject: Re: XXX-DAY REPORT: Year of the Midget
From: phred523@aol.com (Phred523)
>) Pope Phred's new name is "Pope 'Stone Cold Beer' Phred".
>
> 2) Pastor Craig is dead. We killed him. It's on tape.
> Seriously. Any posts or IRC chats with someone claiming
> to be Pastor Craig is the ROBOT that the hospital returned
> after Craig was hauled away.
I must object! Even though crushed The Craig, even though I Pummeled the
pastor, Must object to anyone calling me Pope (Stone Cold Beer" Phred.
While I do like a good beer now and again. I take offence at being tied to
alcohol. Even though I came to the match with an Anheiser-Busch brewery pumping
through my veins, that had no affect on the outcome of the match.
I would have won no matter what, for my soul is pure in decency and
SlacK......
Yours....
Pope "Hedgehog on the half-shell" Phred
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Subject: Re: XXX-DAY REPORT: Year of the Midget
From: Locnar@IgLou.com (Governor Rocknar)
You would have won, had Pastor Craig simply threw the match within the
first 30 seconds. Then, there'd be no embarassing incident which the
Sherman Paramedics would have to respond to.
And you KNOW that the Paramedics were talking about that afterward...
"Hey Bill."
"Yeah Jim?"
"Remember that guy with the broken collarbone at Brushwood?"
"Who could forget him? He was all naked and covered with red paint."
"Yeah, but I thought what was REALLY creepy about that was that there were
six or seven others there and they was all videotaping that guy."
"Yeah, I wasn't sure what to make of all them camcorders either..."
--
Gov. Rocknar
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From: stang
I was told that the doctors at Westfield Memorial are all fundamentalist Christians, so the ambulance guys (who love to make runs into Brushwood,for obvious titty-related reasons) told them "HE FEL OFF A HORSE."
A Horse Named Phred.
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