VAST REALMS OF ALT.SLACK

About half of what follows was grabbed from alt.slack by Rev. Ivan Stang, and prepped for Web by Rev. Nickie DeathChick. The other half was submitted by DR. DYNASOAR and POPE LOU DUCHEZ after culling their mighty collections of mummified but sweet-smelling alt.slack rants n' raves n' thangs.

Yes, you're right, the titles alone don't tell you much. We'll fix that as soon as we can. The endless files herein will eventually be sorted out and distributed among the echoing Halls of this website -- with illustrations and credits, if the FIENDS will leave us ALONE for a minute!!!

art by cuthulu

UPDATED Feb-5-1-BX NEW AIEEE!!!!:

SUBGENIUS CIRCA 1898 -- Amazing Historical Document Located by Dr. Onan Canobite
What's in a Name? by The Prophet Jim
SubGenius (TM) UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
Here's THE ANSWER!
If I Ever Become an Evil Overlord Handy Net Grafitti
LOSE MONEY ON THE NET!! A Fernandinande Hack
Our New Storehouse of Internet "Office Graffiti" You've probably Already Seen These In Your Own Email
"God's Plight" A Lovely Poem by Andy Testa
Alt.Slack Versus The Questioner Innocent questions rile the natives.
ONAN the ANSWER MAN: on RICHES
Pounding Nails With One's Forehead
SubGenius Unfair to Mentally Ill!!?!??

A Funny Series of Angry Letters re: SubSITE to Rev. Noah Stewart
A PREDICTION FOR LATE '97 by Rev. Stang
alt.binaries.slack FAQ, Version 1.0 "Gold"--Comments from n.a.n-a.m.
BIZARRE NEWS (found on SubGenius Digest)
From Rev. Sternodox to alt.slack
HALLOWEEN: Little Normal, Little Worlds
HILARIOUS UFO SURVEY RESULTS
Kibo's Sig Collection
Potential rapists
SPONGTURATE!... collected by The Prophet Jim
ST. G. GORDON GORDON'S alt.slack RANTS -- a collection -- Part 1
ST. G. GORDON GORDON'S alt.slack RANTS -- a collection -- Part 2
ST. G. GORDON GORDON'S alt.slack RANTS -- a collection -- Part 3
ST. G. GORDON GORDON'S alt.slack RANTS -- a collection -- Part 4

A LARGE STASH OF GREAT GREAT TEXT PIECES THAT WE ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT!
This contains some WILD "Best of alt.slack '95" that was stashed here long ago but never properly linked in. Well worth perusing, especially Dr. Dynasor's Mystery Disk.

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