The cantankerous and caustic "GGG" has been an eager thorn in the side of alt.slack for a couple of years now. While doing some housecleaning recently, he discovered a file containing hundreds of his posts to alt.slack, all crammed together. Before ditching it he sent a copy to I, Stang, whence I now pass it on to you, our dear readers (HA!). If anybody wants to take on the chore of divvying this up into manageable files, HAVE AT IT!
Well, I suppose I could at least break it into 4 100k files...
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>that Rev. Nickie Deathchick has Made Things A Million Times Worse by being
>serious in her senseless attacks on many guiltless victims.
>
>These doctrinally incorrect individuals will must be punished IN PERSON.
>We have taken on this very sacred quest as Our new Crusade.
>
>We also plan to intercept the so-called "Pope" Sternodox enroute to Austin
>and force him to account for his terrible fiction and for the weeks he has
>spent offline since the civil war began.
>
>The suspects known as Pappy Fuck and Co. Sphinx Drummond will also be
>interrogated and summarily demeritted as per the judgement results.
>
>The aforementioned individuals will suffer having their Portraits removed
>from the special SubSITE Portraits Gallery section known as "The Coolest
>Studs and Studettes on alt.slack or ANY NEWSGROUP," to be replaced by
>Bobbies chosen at random from the unused "bad portraits" file, or else We
>will leave it empty but for a Nude Portrait of Ourself.
>
>
>Let the Shaming begin anew. We are not alone in seeking this Reckoning. In
>Our Austin-bound entourage will also be the Lord God Jesus Christ, and
>someone else, as well as their retainers and dressers, and generals and
>their soldiers, as well as Wanda, the Samuels Brothers, and Bobby Free
>from up Jonesboro.
Oh yessir Ivan, you really chastised us, you really shamed us,
you TRULY whipped us all into shape...that's why Jesus drove you back
to Dallas while you tried to get comfortable with the three-way ice
pack under your ravaged butt.
Oh my Ivan, you really punished thos MEAN, HATEFUL GUYS didn't
you, you showed them, AFTER YOU GOT YOUR HEAD HANDED TO YOU ON A
FUCKIN' CHAFING DISH AND YOUR RECTUM ENLARGED TO THE DIMENSIONS OF
THE CHUNNEL!!!
I mean you really brought wheeled death to Austin...the death
of your status as a leader of The Faithful of "Bob"!!! It was
all so funny wasn't it, we're such a bunch of JOKERS down here aren't we? And
You thought that Jesus and the Samuels brothers were going to help. Well
they helped hold you down while we had our WAYS with your raddled old
satchel arse. I thought the Ceremony of the Insertion of the Cachaca
bottle was a pretty inventive touch on Sphinx's part...something he
learned in SLAK Camp no doubt.Gee, you sure were making funny grunting
noises just like that guy in "Deliverance". And Joe's idea of videotaping
the entire humiliating and horribly painful and shameful (FOR YOU)
episode was brilliant I guarantee you won't be seeing those insertion
closeups on the Subsite, we're saving them for the edification of
your Pink asskissing cliquesters at this parody of a commercial
ripoff of a pretend Dokstok you're plugging so assidulously.
Poor Ivan, so full of piss and vinegar coming in...so full
of pain and humiliation going out. I guess that last bit with Legume's
baseball bat really did the trick didn't it?
So Ivan, I guess we know who the real MASTERS OF DECEIT AND PAIN
are don't we? You know Ivan, even with Jesus backing you up you're
still only a pathetic, wimply loser. I expect that right now you're
sitting on a special air cushion and licking your wounds as you prepare
to tell your Bobbie pals on alt.slack how you fixed our little red wagon..
enjoy while you can...sweetie!
GG(Ripped you a new one didn't I?) Gordon
PS Sterno sez you have his wristwatch...you KNOW where!
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: WHEELED DEATH TO VISIT GGG
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In article <fruitbat-1404961730220001@cluster-140.cluster.brown.edu>, fruitbat@brown.edu (Eric the Fruitbat) says:
>
>
>
>>These doctrinally incorrect individuals will must be punished IN PERSON.
>>We have taken on this very sacred quest as Our new Crusade.
>
> YAHOO!! PUNISHMENT to the WICKED!! Let the RIGHTEOUS SING OUT (and
>if I catch any of you flab-gassed posers except me SINGING I'll paint your
>EYELIDS SHUT with UGLY COLORS), let the NASTY EVIL POOPY-FACES BURN in
>Stangly HELL, let STANG burn in Stangly HELL, let us PAVE Stang, yeah, let
>us PARK over the SORRY ASSES of the HIERARCHY, let us use the CHEAP and
>LOOSELY-AGGREGATED BOBBIE-CLONES as ASPHALT-MIX, yeah, let us use Lou
>Duchez as GRAVEL, YEAH -- MY FRIENDS, LOSERS ALL, LET US *PAVE THE
>CHURCH*!!!!
>
Time for your medication Eric!
3g
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: WHEELED DEATH TO VISIT GGG
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In article <jimvan-1504961246010001@tpafl2-25.gate.net>, jimvan@gate.net (Jim Vandewalker) says:
>
>In article <i.stang-1204962304360001@dal149.metronet.com>,
>i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) wrote:
>
>> We have changed Our Mind(s).
>
><Sacred Text Archived>
>
>>
>> A full report on the Shaming will be forthcoming.
>>
>
>
>they will be peed on by the heathen.
>
Yeah, Ivan liked that part too!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: alt.slack is boring
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In article <4kp5rb$r79@antares.en.com>, ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez) says:
>
>
>Who was killed in Frisco? A former lover of Connie's who wanted to get
>back to his family.
This is pure and simple blaspemy..."Bob" was the person who died
in that stage you stupid little twit. JR "Bob" Dobbs, our Epopt,
the One we Serve died for your slack you heretical little shithead!!
I PUT MY FINGERS IN HIS WOUNDS, I FELT THE MAN'S BLOOD PUMPING OUT
OF HIM ONTO THAT CLAMMY, DIRTY STAGE FLOOR!!!
That was no double Doo-shay, that was "Bob" hisself and
for you to imply otherwise marks you for the INQUISITORS OF DOBBS.
That was Dobbs's ego that was ebbing out of his shattered
fuel pump, that was no FAKE, PRETEND Ifestench that filled the theater
and made the faithful swoon from the SLACK, the PURE AND HOLY SLACK
that was liberated in waves as OUR MASTER bit it. I realize that for
people such as you who probably doubt the existence of Dobbs, this is
some kinf of funny joke. But there are many of us who take the
First Immolation of Dobbs most seriously, because we were responsible
for Dobbs's first death. My neglect, Sterno's alcoholism, Stang's bloated
ego and D Wellwood Atman's apostasy resulted in a messy demise for
Dobbs. And believe me, we paid for our sins when "Bob" was re-erected.
But for you to treat this most holy and sacred moment as if it were
a sham, a mere 'stage trick' is unforgivable. I am telling Stang
to excommunicate you as soon as he can walk again!!
You have been warned blasphemer!!!
Pope GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: alt.slack: The Next Penetration
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In article <4kn3l4$9sa@antares.en.com>, ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez) says:
>
>Rev. Nickie (nickie@mars.superlink.net) wrote:
>: In article <4kjoii$pub@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, nothrloser@aol.com
>: (NOthrLoser) wrote:
>
>: ~ After literally months of picking at the restraints with my teeth,
>: ~ impersonating Intel employees and all the other BS required to go online,
>: ~ I was thrilled at the prospect of actually being able to have intercourse
>: ~ (take *that* AOL!) with my mutant bretheren. Sadly, I find a group
>: ~ largely given over to backbiting, infighting, gaslighting, and nailbiting.
>
>: PISS OFF, AOL FUCKWAD!
>
>Getting on this guy's case over his ISP? Not real impressive. But I
>suppose it beats that other thread where you're criticizing someone for
>being of Chinese descent.
>
>Racism, ISPism, and spankings! Wotta woman!
>
So that's why you lust after her so much Lou, plus Nickie
has balls too!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: alt.slack: The Next Penetration
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In article <4kppa0$rnm@nw003.infi.net>, dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski) says:
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>On 04-11-96, gggor@io.com wrote:
>
> > I am the Broom of Dobbs, my mission is to winnow the crop and
> > separate the Blessed from the Preterite, not that it is any of
> > your business madame, I tell you this only because you reek
> > of misplaced sincerity!
>
>Check your sniffer GG.
>She's no more capable of insincerity that I am of giving up.
>She has absolutely no capability for pretention.
>She's a once-born. Everything is on the outside.
>
>Unless you talk straight at her, nothing will get across.
>She cannot participate in artificially abstracted communication.
>Anything other than pure honesty is lost on a True Innocent.
>
>Strictly informational.
>
>
Okay, here we go.. Sophie.this is alt.slack, like real life it is
a chaotic place that sometimes gets ugly and smells like Sterno's
sox.Like in real life, you can't believe everything you read, see or hear
here, in fact you should take a large crystal of sodium chloride when
you read this group, lacking that I suggest you go to places of honesty,
compassion and sincerity like alt.fan.keanu-reeves. This is no place for the
pure or the stupid, whichever you happen to be.
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: inappropriate material
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In article <4kbseu$66f@antares.en.com>, ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez) says:
>
>
>What a country, where murder is more socially acceptable than masturbation.
>
But why not, it's a lot more fun and a lot more efficient method
of population control.
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTIANITY
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In article <i.stang-1304960319320001@dal187.metronet.com>, i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) says:
>
>
>
>Pope Sternodox, that is entirely uncalled for and cruel. I will meet you
>in Austin and paint your face with your own befoulings and then parade you
>around in front of everybody blindfolded with your panties down around
>your ankles and everybody laughing at you. You better fuckin' believe it
>because Bobby Free is with me on this one.
>
>You will have ONE SORE SAWWED BUTT by the time you read this and I'm
>LAUGHING at you, boy!!!
>
Well we know how this confrontation REALLY worked out don't we
Ivan???
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Sorry to be a flunky with a sucker name
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In article <fruitbat-1404961717200001@cluster-140.cluster.brown.edu>, fruitbat@brown.edu (Eric the Fruitbat) says:
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>
>>
> My dear Dead Skunk,
following drivel snipped in the name of brevity
>
> Eric, you well oiled, if sycophantic catamite, how lovely
to hear your plaintive whimpering again, it reminds me of those
sounds you make when I have you bent into a particularly pleasing
(for me) configuration as I enter you.
I know you still feel terribly left out
because most of the people on this group recognize you for the simpering
little arsewipe that you are, and shun you, but have no fear Unky GG will be
here to hold your hand, tuck you in and make you squeal and tell you stories
and read your clever little sallies. So you don't have to be unsure and
say all those mean things any more, li'l fruitbat, Sterno and I are
going to take VERY GOOD CARE OF YOU! Oh yes, and Sphinx is just dying
to meat you!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Sorry to be a lurker with a funky name
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In article <DprB4y.B0J@cogsci.ed.ac.uk>, petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk (Peter Hipwell) says:
>
>In article <4kccth$1vu@nntp-1.io.com> gggor@io.com (gg gordon) writes:
>
>>Boinks because I care not...no indeed. I plant my verbal foot
>> in your virtual asses in the hope that the transmission of the shockwave
>>with open your third nostril and let you get a whiff of REAL Slack and
>>a beginning of an understanding of the One Master, he that is called "Bob".
>
>Does "third nostril" = "second arsehole"?
Only if you are English!
3g
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: HELP OUT POOR IVAN
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Now that Stang and his cronies have been properly chastised, I
am serving notice to the rest of you Pink Pansies and Bobbie Twerps
that your babysitter is no longer available to hold your little hands.
This is religious Darwinism at its finest in action, the triumphant
ascent of the Meanest, Fastest and Nastiest. Now you know that's simply
the way it is-"Religion Red in Tooth and Claw"- on this newsgroup!
"Bob" don't want no Goody-two-shoes, namby-pamby, lovebunny liberals.
"Bob" don't want no Bobbies with their hands full of 'gimme' and their
mouths full of 'much obliged'."Bob" don't want no Pinkoid whiners
and snivelling Glorps.
HE WANTS YOUR MONEY AND YOUR MINDS! (But not ALL of either)
He doesn't expect you boinkers to use your brain to think about
your religion or even think! "Bob" just expects you faithful to tithe
regularly and pursue the Grail of "Slack" with every bit of your
abnormality. So buck up! Pull up your socks and reach for your "Bob"
gland and your wallet, Damn You!
I would like to announce (as a Public Service) that Stang
desperately needs money/help to pay for his upcoming anal plastic
surgery and colostomy by-pass--he truly got reamed in his futile
attempt to "straighten out the meanies" and defend you limp-dicked
(and clitted) pseudo-saved geeks. The least you pathetic slobs can do
for your equally pathetic (and painfully humbled) hero is help him with
a DONATION!!
So, I am announcing the beginning of a new fund drive to buy
Stang a new asshole--all donations should be sent to the same old box
number but plainly marked FINA (For Ivan's New Asshole) so Jesus will
know exactly where to put it!
Meanwhile, be warned that ANY of you out there who are
ill-advised enough to believe that you can succeed where Stangky failed
are merely self-deluding pudwhifflers and dumbasses, whistling in
the dark as you wank away! You have been notified.
GGG & Associates Inc. (GLOBAL)
Pee Ess to Lou: Here's your chance to really shine and make a major
contribution, Stang needs a new asshole and you have two!
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.bob.bring-me-a-goathead,alt.thinking.hurts,alt.sex.hello-kitty,alt.fan.tito
Subject: Re: dumbass aviatrix fucks up Special Slack Report (tm) bulletin...
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In article <4kv861$r8l@tofu.alt.net>, horatio@magpage.com and
several other bleedy hearts says a whole lot of nothing.:
Let's face facts, she and her instructor and her father and her
mother all just fucked up! Why, because they're dumbasses!
(Someone stupid enough to try and fly at age seven shouldn't live
long enough to pass on those stupidity genes, she didn't, too bad her
mother and father did, we could have avoided yet another heart-rendering
aviation accident!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: WHEELED DEATH TO VISIT GGG
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In article <3172F48D.7640@cybernex.net>, TheCharlie <charliec@cybernex.net> says:
>
>
>So... I've been gone a couple of months. Did I miss anything???
Nah, nothing at all really, just same old quiet pleasant place!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: alt.slack: The Next Penetration
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In article <iS3cxgiGkUHS088yn@en.com>, ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez) says:
>
>
>That's one way to look at it. But in my experience, most of the folks
>on alt.slack don't have to hide behind a persona; they post pretty much
>as they are. Granted, Tarla is slightly more risque and Rob (Not-Bob)
>actually practices oxygen therapy in real life, but most of us are
>basically speaking from a position of honesty, not from a fabricated
>persona. And Angela, Dobbs bless her, is who she is, not a bit of
>pretense to her.
>
>To me, that takes more than a little courage: being willing to present
>one's self to the world and risk getting beat up for it. Which, come to
>think of it, is a large part of SubGeniusdom, I was always taught:
>having the gonads to be one's self, and to find Slack in it despite
>opposition from the mob-like masses.
>
>You may be the Mercenary of Mercy or whatever, but I think you could
>learn a thing or two about courage from Angela.
>
Lou you poor thing, haven't you figured it out yet...when
you deal with me on alt.slack you're getting the REAL me. This is
no persona speaking it's GGG...what you fucking well get is what it is!
Perhaps your cretinous, lovebunny brain can't absorb this fact but it's
just the way it is sweetie-pie..ask Stang, ask Sterno, ask my
mother and my wife...I treat everyone with the same level of contempt
and disrespect that I reserve largely for you. That's because your
goddamned polly-anna, sweet sunshine, don't you see we can all just love
one another bullshit is an anathema! It is heresy, outside church
doctrine and a devourer of Slack...wise up Douchez. As for Angela's
so called courage... blind naivete is hardly courage!!
Get a fucking life you neener!!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,za.flame,alt.slack,alt.society.neutopia,alt.journalism.gonzo
Subject: Re: Why not repost good stuff?
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In article <4ks2kb$dsn@newnews.iafrica.com>, mithril@iafrica.com (Grantland) says:
>
> Hell, I'D like to see a one-off "best-of" session.
> HOW ABOUT IT?
That BEST part leaves you out completely, Grantland.
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Sorry, Punishment Quest Postponed
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In article <i.stang-1504961713330001@dal183.metronet.com>, i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) says:
Lied and lied and lied and lied
and when he was here he cried and cried and cried!
3g
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: DAMNDAMNDOUBLEDAMN
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In article <4kv7j1$5h4@nw003.infi.net>, dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski) says:
>
>The server here just puked and dumped the whole damn group. Zeroed it right
>out. Have to start from scratch.
>
>Oh well.
>
>LINE UP EVERYBODY.
>
>Except Nickie. She's got teeth in ALL KINDSA places.
>
>--
Please excuse Ivan from this session, he's feeling sorta poorly!
thanx,
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.pave-the-church
Subject: Re: WHEELED DEATH TO VISIT GGG
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In article <fruitbat-1604961718130001@cluster-66.cluster.brown.edu>, fruitbat@brown.edu (Eric the Fruitbat) says:
>
>
>> Time for your medication Eric!
>
> That WAS my medication, and I UNDERdosed, TOO, so as to remain close
>enough to your PATHETIC level of communication that you could BARELY
>understand me. THINK on it, G-money, when I run OUT of little pills your
>GONADS are NEXT!!
>
>e
I'll give you something else you brainless, splitbrained monkey boy,
I have to climb under the whale's outhouse to reach your cthonic moronic
level. Just the mere sight of a real gonad would make you blush and
swoon, probably come down with a case of the vapors too. As far as
understanding you eric, I have worked for a number of years with the
severely mentally and physically disabled children and so I have no
trouble understanding your feeble but nonetheless admirable attempts at
communication. You have a long long way to go young whelp, but I'll admit
you got some STYLE. Might I suggest you go and practice and sharpen up on
Grantland, I have to spread the word about poor ole Stangy!
Later Kid, wear your poopdog hat proudly,
#3G
marvelously versed
in dealing with the
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,za.flame,alt.slack,alt.society.neutopia,alt.journalism.gonzo
Subject: Re: Why not repost good stuff?
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In article <4l17cb$eo4@newnews.iafrica.com>, mithril@iafrica.com
(Grantland), long known for his flaccid verse and skewed logicgland says
in his inimitable fashion:
>
>>
>
> Yeh-yeh-yeh-yeh ..... Cutting stuff, Ggregor. Cutting stuff. You
>hurt my feelings almost as much as Tarla does......................
>
To which GG Gordon lightly replies:
If you had any feelings you;d be able to write poetry instead
of the quasi-literate doggerel you insist on foisting off on us..why
don't you go and play marbles on the information superhighway, right in
front of the AOL Rest Stop...
suxtoya
Gregory Grendell Gutslasher Bart. Gent. QRet.
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: CSICOP turns bright pink
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In article <4l11g9$2qd@atlantis.atlantis.actrix.gen.nz>, anthony@atlantis.actrix.gen.nz (Anthony Hobbs) says:
>
>I guess I shouldn't have expected anything better from professional
>debunkers (witness Pamphlet #2), but their Jan/Feb '96 Media column
>includes a three-page whinge at _Discover_ magazine for the Hot-Headed
>Naked Ice Borer Story. Something about "misleading the public" who come
>to their mag to inhale pure Hard Science (tm).
>
>No wonder I see so many Skeptics at Amway meetings. The CON has obviously
>sucked out what little sense of Slack they had in the first place.
>--
Yeah, pure skepticism drives out slack just as with enough
Slack you can believe just about ANYTHING!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: WHEELED DEATH TO VISIT GGG
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In article <4kuofm$lia@news3.realtime.net>, gunther@bga.com (Joe Newman) says:
>
>In article <4kufnj$fvp@anarchy.io.com>, gggor@io.com says...
>
>>You thought that Jesus and the Samuels brothers were going to help. Well
>>they helped hold you down while we had our WAYS with your raddled old
>>satchel arse. I thought the Ceremony of the Insertion of the Cachaca
>>bottle was a pretty inventive touch on Sphinx's part...something he
>>learned in SLAK Camp no doubt.Gee, you sure were making funny grunting
>>noises just like that guy in "Deliverance". And Joe's idea of videotaping
>>the entire humiliating and horribly painful and shameful (FOR YOU)
>>episode was brilliant I guarantee you won't be seeing those insertion
>>closeups on the Subsite, we're saving them for the edification of
>>your Pink asskissing cliquesters at this parody of a commercial
>>ripoff of a pretend Dokstok you're plugging so assidulously.
>
>You know, I was jerking off to these videos last night, and I realized
>for the first time that the mole on Sphinx's balls is shaped like the
>waitress holding up the orange juice glass on that Supertramp album.
>
>-Pappy Fuck
>
>
I noticed that too, and how about those lesions on Stang's sphincter,
the ones left by alien sexual apparati, if you stop frame it you can see
them fluoresce in time with his screams...pretty amazing stuff.
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.pave-the-church
Subject: Re: Sorry to be a flunky with a sucker name
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In article <fruitbat-1604960105390001@cluster-66.cluster.brown.edu>, fruitbat@brown.edu (Eric the Fruitbat) says:
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>
>>In article <fruitbat-1404961717200001@cluster-140.cluster.brown.edu>,
>fruitbat@brown.edu (Eric the Fruitbat) says:
>
>
TRANSLATION OF SNIPPAGE= I GIVE UP, I TAKE MARBLES AND GO
HOME NOW!
Bye Eric
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Today's Inflation Numbers
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In article <4kppp4$rnm@nw003.infi.net>, dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski) says:
>
>On 04-12-96, gunther@bga.com wrote:
>
> > I'm pretty apprehensive about tomorrow's consumer inflation figures.
> > As wary as this market has become, any surprises on the high end could
> > trigger another quarter point interest rate hike.
>
> > Thoughts? Comments?
>
> > -Pappy Fuck
>
>I have a disease with absolutely no symptoms.
>
Sounds like Splee, it's endemic in the Rio Grande Valley of
Texas...no symptoms, takes many many years to kill you but is
invariably 100% fatal..If you get lucky and don't
die of some other illness or organ failure, Splee will get
you!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: alt.slack: The Next Penetration
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In article <4l132l$lpd@antares.en.com>, ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez) says:
>
>gg gordon (gggor@io.com) wrote:
>
>: Lou you poor thing, haven't you figured it out yet...when
>: you deal with me on alt.slack you're getting the REAL me. This is
>: no persona speaking it's GGG...
>
>For really for sure?
>
>: I treat everyone with the same level of contempt
>: and disrespect that I reserve largely for you.
>
>Intentional contradiction or not?
Only to the petty and obsessive compulsive
>
>: That's because your
>: goddamned polly-anna, sweet sunshine, don't you see we can all just love
>: one another bullshit is an anathema!
>
>If you say so.
Duh......I think I just did
I submit that *indiscriminant* anger is pretty dumb, and
>not in the good way.
First of all anger is an emotion, you can't rate its intelligence.
Secondly maybe it's not supposed to be in any way.
>
>: It is heresy, outside church
>: doctrine and a devourer of Slack...wise up Douchez.
>
>Pulling a Grantland riff? How could you?!??!?
Well it was easy see,,,after all I was posting to you!
>
>: As for Angela's
>: so called courage... blind naivete is hardly courage!!
>
>I'll agree. But Angela's beauty is, she *could* be deceitful if she
>wanted to ... yet she chooses not to.
Your omniscience and far ranging perceptions dazzle me!
She's the way she is because she's
>strong enough to operate out of compassion and honesty.
How you fuck do you KNOW these things Lou..got a hot line
to fluffbunny central? You two smoogling via e-mail?
BOTH AT THE SAME
>TIME.
Lou if I hadn't been dripping with compassion and honesty
I would have sucker punched you and then dismembered you the first
time you opened your mouth.
That's a rare thing, and it impresses me a lot more than primate
>aggression displays.
> But then again Lou, you are SO very easily impressed by just about
anything. Such a childlike innocence is to be envied in children but
stamped out when found in adults (assuming you are an adult)
What would you prefer oh bunny of love and harmony, annelid agression
displays, fish agression displays..? I presume you are a primate and so
you deserve agression I love to display towards you...maybe if I kick
your shitterling arse hard enough your eyes will pop wide open, your
rosy tinted contacts will fall out and you'll get a new reality
template and maybe even wise up...but I doubt it Jocko, I really fucking
doubt it. I think you're beyond hope, beyond redemption, "Bob" doesn't
want your money or your fluffy pink soul...you dumb ass!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: alt.slack: The Next Penetration
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In article <4l0s1g$5gv@dfw-ixnews2.ix.netcom.com>, sphinx1@ix.netcom.com(Col. Sphinx Drummond) says:
>
>In <4klv91$bnj@nntp-1.io.com> gggor@io.com (gg gordon) the
>verisimiltudinous yarn spinning miscreant tells another one of his
>fantastic tales:
>
>(Snipped so as to spare us too much exposure to such blinding
>brilliance)
>
>Man GGG, that was one God damned good mutha fuckin' story. Especially
>the performance art part where you actually emasculate yourself with a
>"Bucky-ball" chain to protest of the poor treatment of the oppressed
>and misunderstood lazy high school aged children who are forced to
>suffer through life with rich parents. On stage no less. Man I bet all
>those kids think you're really cool now. What with all your recent
>piercings and ritual scarrings, not to mention, the Rainbow People
>gatherings and channelings you've headed up lately, you're just about
>the coolest guy in the world. Tell me, did it hurt when you got your
>cock pierced? UR2 pfucking kewl, man.
>
>If Lou had any inkling as to how fucking cool you and Joe were, he'd
>quit his job, move to Austin and become the next cabin boy on the yacht
>that you cool studs share down at Lake Travis. I'm sure between the NEA
>grants you are given for allowing yourself to be peed upon and Joe's
>profits from his shrewd market manipulations, Lou could easily be
>afforded. Hell, if you can convince him that his presence was helping
>to make the world a better place, he just might volunteer.
>
>It's Ok if you call me an inept rodent because that's how cool guys
>like you always refer to everybody else, right. I'll still am so
>impressed by how fucking wicked your hellishly studishly styled cool
>is, mong osill come ob'r tomo fra pif oin to.
>
>Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR I always lie and that's the truth!
>Commander of S.L.A.K. ...in the trenches, for YOUR Slack!
>
I hear you cryin' in the wilderness rindface!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.pave-the-church
Subject: Re: Butter Control (was Re: Sorry to be a flunky with a sucker name)
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In article <fruitbat-1704961959550001@scili-clstr-186.library.brown.
edu>, fruitbat@brown.edu (Eric the Fruitbat) says: nothing showing any
spark of originality and so it was cut into small pieces and pushed up
his nostrils with a power drill.
Oh insignificant and most tiresome lesion on the asshole of Stang,
why do you persist in entering into a battle of wits when your arsenal
is so pathetically small. Your adolescent bragdaccio is second only
to Duchez in its hollowness and banal cant. The fact that you are even
empowered sufficiently to turn on a computer is a marvel in itself,
but you sully that image of determination by spinning and snapping like
a dog with worms grinding its arse on the carpet. What is apparently
beyond the scope of your pustulent brain is the fact that you
never had a chance wordwise and you end up with shit on your shoes,
your pecker hanging out and looking every inch to imbecile you try
so hard to be.
For all your ranting and raving you still sound like a kid with
a paper arsehole who isn't quite sure what is going on but thinks that
if he uses enough capital letters he'll be showing everyone what for.
It's bad enough that you even attempt a riposte from time to time
considering how short and dull your little sword. Still what little
talent you have should be nurtured if we can only wean you from the
dictionary and thesaurus.
A final note eric my batty, fruity friend, you really ought to
think about a name change as well as a gland implant. Who can possibly
take a flame seriously when it's posted by some Monty Python fanboy.
Regards to you and your inbred, incestuous siblings,
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Stang still in pain
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Dateline Dallas
Ivan Stang, self-proclaimed 'scribe' of the Church of the
Sub-Genius is resting in the proctology ward of the County Hospital
where he is undergoing reconstructive rectal surgery. Stang was admitted
in severe condition last Sunday evening after his return from a church
meeting in Austin.
According to Stang his nether regions were damaged by
flying glass while he desperately tried to avoid hitting a child
on a bicycle and was thus involved in a severe automobile accident.
However, other reliable sources have reported that Stang's injuries
occured at the hands of the 'meanies' during a heated discussion
about church policy and protocols. Stang attempted to throw his
weight around and as a result found himself sexually ASSaulted rather
savagely by the very preachers he had come to chastise and discipline.
Doctors reported the damage as 'sexually induced trauma'.
This humbling and humiliating experience lasted most of Saturday night,
and the semi-conscious Stang returned to Dallas in the back seat
of his car, lying on his stomach with ice packs on his anal region.
According to Jesus who did the driving, Stang cried a lot and
complained about 'those big guys' most of the way, likening his
experience to that one time the bigeyed aliens snatched him out
of his bed one night and took him aboard a UFO where he received a
scary and painful rectal examination and probing.
"But at least the aliens lubed me up first, more than I can
say for those damned Doktors," Stang told Jesus.
Doctors at the hospital said Stang's prognosis and prosthesis
were both looking good."He'll be shitting like a dysenteric goose
in no time," one doctor told the press."They do wonders with teflon
nowadays and Ivan's new asshole should be totally free of blowback not
to mention that the all new bionic sphincter we've given him is sure
to prevent him from ever soiling his underwear again."
Contacted at his hospital phone, Stang was philosophic about
the incident. "I had piss-poor backup, the Samuels boys sold me out and
I forgot that Jesus was strictly non-violent..I should have know better.
One good thing,my version of things was posted on the Internet first,
so nobody will ever believe the lies of GG Gordon, SPhinx, Sterno or
Pappy Fuck will probably tell later!"
Stang said he plans to return to Austin soon, to preach and once
again attempt to smite the 'meanies'. "This time things are gonna be
different," said the scribe. "I'm taking a complete SLAK squad with me,
those evil, negative bastards are never going to get another shot at
my ass!" Stang is considering putting a bounty on his attackers but
says he's not sure if that's the way to go.Meanwhile he's on a liquid
diet and moving very slowly.He's facing amountain of medical expenses
so those of you who can afford to should send the poor man some cash.
Reember, it's the FINA Fund!!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: alt.slack: The Next Penetration
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In article <4l6178$bjj@antares.en.com>, ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez)
misses the point completely and bores us all with his endless drivel
as he says:
>And if you find honesty boring, well, I guess it means the only way you
can be interesting is to pretend you're someone else. Doesn't that
strike you as a situation to correct, not to perpetuate?
Oh so if we don't think and act the way you do lovebunny that makes us
dishonest? I really think you ought to do something about the fact that
your colon has somehow become entangled with your language centers
and all you can spew is weak shit. I know I will get another self-serving
post in response to this one. Let me make it plain:
Lou...I despise you from the bottom of my heart...your neoliberal
feelgood philosophy went out with the hippies...your endless carping about
how fucking noble and kind you are makes you worthy of defenestation
and nothing more. You don't have a sense of humor or a sense of
proportion and you are beginning to bore the shit out of everyone with
your endless tit for tat specious postings. As for pretending to be
somebody else, you've been pretending to know and have Slack for years
when you obviously wouldn't know what it was if it crawled up your
trouserleg and bit you on your balls (assuming you have said cojones.
Finally you are not worthy of the title of Pope, I'd suggest
PINKMASTER might fit you better!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: alt.slack: The Next Penetration
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In article <4l1kf0$s80@Grouper.Exis.Net>, angela@Exis.Net (Sophia Anifantakis) says:
>
>
>I never claimed to be courageous or naive. These are other people's
>perceptions of me.. So moving right along to another subject.....
Aaaah so you noticed how the all-powerful and omnipotent Lou
Dushay is prepared to categorize all behavior on this newsgroup. He's
really quite uncanny the way he knows everything about everyone
on this NG. But of course coming from a man who has made his mark
and is leaving the world a better place than he found it, such eldritch
powers are not out of character.
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: alt.slack: The Next Penetration
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In article <4kmjp2$bds@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu>, saint@prairienet.org (Andrew Matthews) says:
>
>
>I
>
> Shit, Gordon, you should be paying ME for the privilege... It's
> not everyday that you can choose a new whuppin' boy, y'know.
>
> Come to think of it, I *WILL* take a personal check.
>
> Send $50 to me, at the address in my .sig file.
>
> $T.&REUX,KSC
>
> p.s. and if you don't do it, you're a wanker.
>
You might ask Stang about REAL abuse and think
this last statement of your over after you hear from him!
ggg
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: JESUS IS HERE / New SubSITE
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In article <fruitbat-1504962009450001@128.148.164.77>, fruitbat@brown.edu (Eric the Fruitbat) says:
>
>
>>BTW, now I can too say pretty much for certain that the world wouldn't
>>be better place if I had not been able to make the mark that I did that
>>one time the other day. I won't go into specifics and if you have to
>>ask the answer is no.
>
> Do you make ANY fucking sense at ALL? Or should I just re-read the
>last line?
>
>e
>--
> No you slimehead shitterling stoogeboy, just get a fucking brain
that works!!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,rec.music.progressive,alt.music.alternative,alt.thinking.hurts,alt.angst
Subject: Re: NOTICE: alt.slack is for wimpy nerd geek fag sissies. They used a wimpy nerd fag sissy in Customer Service (Martin Marietta or OAO) where I work
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In article <4l6r0o$b5s@castle.nando.net>, crowtaxi@nando.net says:
>
>y'all probably already knew this.
>
>alt.slack is a dangerous peice of shit as i know because many
>high-level computer professionals while knoqwledgaeable, have no real
>people skills and feel like oddballs and have no ethics consequently.
>
>plus they are easily intimidated cause they're wimpy.
>
>this phenomena needs to be exposed and alt.slack burned to the ground.
>
>
>
Oh who asked you, you johnny-come-lately lurker...we're doing a good job
of razing this ng without your wimpy input...go bother alt.sci.math!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: alt.slack: The Next Penetration
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In article <4l6vtv$hao@dfw-ixnews8.ix.netcom.com>, sphinx1@ix.netcom.com(Col. Sphinx Drummond) says:
>
>>ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez) mews:
>
>>I find myself in more absurd coincidences than an entire season of
>>"Matlock", and that's an *average* weekend. Hey, I can't blame you
>>for feeling deprived, living a linear existence, whereas I'm bumbling
>>around like on "Strange Luck" but without the trendy background music.
>
>What the fuck, "Matlock" and "Strange Luck"???? Well color me deprived
>because I don't know what the hell your talking about ... again.
>
>-Sphinx
That's because you have something better to do than watch PINK TV!
3g
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.bob.bring-me-a-goathead,alt.thinking.hurts,alt.sex.hello-kitty,alt.fan.tito
Subject: Re: dumbass aviatrix fucks up Special Slack Report (tm) bulletin...
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In article <829776255snz@dolmen.demon.co.uk>, dode <dode@dolmen.demon.co.uk> says:
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>In article <4l0uo7$30k@anarchy.io.com> gggor@io.com "gg gordon" writes:
>
>> In article <4kv861$r8l@tofu.alt.net>, horatio@magpage.com and
>> several other bleedy hearts says a whole lot of nothing.:
>>
>> Let's face facts, she and her instructor and her father and her
>> mother all just fucked up! Why, because they're dumbasses!
>> (Someone stupid enough to try and fly at age seven shouldn't live
>> long enough to pass on those stupidity genes, she didn't, too bad her
>> mother and father did, we could have avoided yet another heart-rendering
>> aviation accident!
>> GGG
>>
>
>What is far, far worse is the amount of time and effort everyone is
>putting into this fucking story (including me). She was a kid she
>died, many kids die, many in more horrible ways and most have little
>or no choice in the matter.
>
>--Yeah, you wonder how much hoohah there would have been if she wasn't
a cute little white girl...thousands of kids bite the big one
every day, many through horrible means, but our little cutie pie gets
the fron cover of Time fer Dobbsakes just for being a fuckup with
equally fucked up parents...too bad her airhead mom didn't auger
in with the others....
ggg
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: alt.slack: The Next Penetration
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In article <i.stang-1804961851470001@dal133.metronet.com>,
i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) weakly gurgles:
>
We only want peace and
>harmony. Truth and Right will prevail, just as it always does.
- SubSITE of Slack
Right Ivan, just like they prevailed for you this past week
end or should I say weakend in your case...
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: alt.slack: The Next Penetration
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In article <mtownsend-1904960709210001@38.12.214.103>, mtownsend@interramp.com (Michael Townsend) says:
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>In article <i.stang-1804961834210001@dal133.metronet.com>,
>i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) wrote:
>
>->If anyone thinks that Rev. Nickie Deathchick might be in any way a
>->prejudiced editor-in-chief of All SubGenius Media Communications, Inc.,
>->why, please inform our office of the reasons you feel this way!
>
>I don't think anybody has any problem with that. It's just something new
>to snicker about.
>
>I just hope that when you put together this new Management Team, you put
>NENSLO in charge of advertising.
>
>->you may not like Nickie, but you've been paying 700%
>->interest to keep her insulting you.
>
>Who has? This statement wasn't just directed toward Lou, but seemingly to
>ANYONE who's ever posted a reply to her. If you look at the real
>statistics, you'll find that it's Nickie who's expended the most slack in
>keeping the inanity alive.
>
> And for this is she to be commended...if she hadn't kept goading them the
majority of the posters would have gone back to sleep.
ZZZZZZZ
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: alt.slack: The Next Penetration
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In article <4l84ub$j4@antares.en.com>, ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez) says:
>
>gg gordon (gggor@io.com) wrote:
>: In article <4l6vtv$hao@dfw-ixnews8.ix.netcom.com>, sphinx1@ix.netcom.com(Col. Sphinx Drummond) says:
>: >
>: >>ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez) mews:
>: >
>: >>I find myself in more absurd coincidences than an entire season of
>: >>"Matlock", and that's an *average* weekend. Hey, I can't blame you
>: >>for feeling deprived, living a linear existence, whereas I'm bumbling
>: >>around like on "Strange Luck" but without the trendy background music.
>: >
>: >What the fuck, "Matlock" and "Strange Luck"???? Well color me deprived
>: >because I don't know what the hell your talking about ... again.
>
>As if that ever stops me from opening my fool mouth ...
>
>: >-Sphinx
>:
>: That's because you have something better to do than watch PINK TV!
>: 3g
>
>Two options, Gordo. Either you have watched the shows to determine that
>they're Pink -- in which case you're doing no better than I -- or else
>you've never watched them and are assuming a priori that they're Pink, in
>which case you're doing even worse than I am.
>
>"Matlock" is good for background noise, and making dumbass jokes about
>his sexual exploits with all the other characters on the show. I *will*
>admit that one of the few things on this planet that gives me the willies,
>is imagining Andy Griffith shirtless and coming on to me.
>
>"Strange Luck" I never quite picked up a taste for. Nonetheless, it's a
>show about Tarla. Personally, I think the knockout redhead waitress on
>there can't hold a candle to the real thing, but I guess Fox wouldn't
>dare show a *real* Uberfemme on TV.
>
I'm willing to bet that you could not go more than seventy
two hours without watching television...you grew up on the shit..
.like millions of other Americans you grew up around the electronic
hearth, suckled by the glass teat and forcefed advertising bullshit
until you couldn't tell the Con from the Pros. You are the product
of the quickcut, fastzoom society...you like teevee for background???
That's because your life, your identity your very sense of being has
been shaped, molded, warped and sold by that fucking box in your home.
The eyeball of the con is the televiewscreen where they sell you false
slack and teach you how to relate to the world in concepts and images
imbuing a philosophy that is designed to sell you something. Television
is the background against which you reasonate and exist and without the
shared background you would have no idea what to think, what not
to say, what to buy and how to be 'fulfilled and happy'.
Don't tell me that either I watched this shit and therefore
I'm a pink vidiot such as yourself or I didn't watch it therefore I know
not of which I speak...I used to write for television...I am
very much aware of television, I did my graduate work in television
and film. The difference between you and me is that you are unable to
disaasociate from this media and must have it to relate to, to use as
a reference to deal with your culture and the world, you have
never know a world without it, therefore you cannot realize it for
what it is...the ultimate tool for homogenization and therefore control
and minipulation..Don't you preach to me about your work against the
CON while you're still measuring out your life in sitcom and copshow
references. Sad thing is that you really can't perceive much of this
because you have come to believe you can be selective about what you
watch and what you ignore, what you take in and what you shut out,
Your whole existence is constantly tweaked and tuned by a powerful
medium and you aren't aware of it.
I used to live in a very cold house
and I noticed that if the color television was on even with no sound,
and people who grew up on television were present they invariably huddled
around and even backed up on the set like it was a fireplace seeking
some form of warmth from the flikering images they weren't consciously
watching.I would suggest that you too are a child of the Con and
the media, television is part of your very being and you are unable
to disassociate yourself from this value system. The new mythic realm
has you deep in its grasp and you can no more free yourself than shed
your skin
Children used to dream looking into the fire at night, the flames
let their imaginations soar free, now they gaze, transfixed by
the electronic medusa in dark room washed by blue-white photons and
their dreams are ready-made, ready to wear, special images somebody
else made for them and the cathode ray tube replaces the mind's eye.
I strongly suggest that you go somewhere very pleasant and
interesting for a long rest and stay away from television for a year
or two...you would just be fucking amazed and how many things you
get done...stay online by all means, that's an interactive medium, just
ween yourself from the video teat for a while..you might even find
you ARE capable of original thought. In the meantime don't expect
to be suffered lightly oh roseate one!
GG(That's my expert advice to you) Gordon
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: alt.slack: The Next Penetration
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In article <191dxgiGk0Fa088yn@en.com>, ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez)
that most Politically Correct of Posterboys says:
>
>In article <i.stang-1804961834210001@dal133.metronet.com>,
>i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) wrote:
>
>> Yeah but, you have to admit, she only has to type 5 or 6 lines to get the
>> rest of you to type hundreds. I'd say she actually HAS been rather clever
>> and has chosen her words quite carefully, and the intended effect has been
>> accomplished almost effortlessly.
>
>What was the intended effect: to get us to post more? Or to get attention?
>
>There's "good attention" and "bad attention", you know.
Yeah Lou and don't forget:
Oh there's a good "Bob" and a bad "Bob"
And there's a good G'broagfran and a bad G'broagfran.
And there's a good Cregar and a bad Cregar
And a good bleeding head and a bad healed head.
And there's the good effect and the bad effect
And there's good posts and there's bad posts,
And then there are your lame, quibbling, pink, asinine, vacuous, whiny
bullshit posts Lou.
Now you are the arbiter of "Good" and "Bad" as well as knowing
what other people think...really your powers increase logarithmically
with every posting......you boink!!
GG(Just fuckin' go open a vein somewhere Duchez) Gordon
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Me and Gordon
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In article <4l9ba0$lrq@nadine.teleport.com>, nenslo@teleport.com (NENSLO) says:
>
> Okay, I keep getting all this email saying whats with you and
>gordon. Nothing's with me and gordon ok? It's just like bleach and
>ammonia. Put em together and boom. okay?
>
>--
I can't believe that you can handle the breakup of a long
and meaningful relationship in such a cavalier manner...nothing with
NENSLO and gordon indeed...you really know how to hurt the ones who
love you best!!!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: alt.slack: The Next Penetration
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In article <iqLexgiGkkGa088yn@en.com>, ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez) says:
>
>I'll take it under consideration. But now that you've stopped lurking
>and are now contributing to alt.slack, I'll strongly suggest that you
>get in the habit of posting some new material more often. I don't
>mean recombining words you or others have spoken in the past, I mean
>launching out into unexplored territory. I try to do that on occasion.
>My efforts often suck, I'll concede, but at least I'm trying. There's
>only so much recombining of existing material you can do before the
>system is no longer viable. You know, like that episode of "The Next
>Generation" where they found the Space Irish and the other colony of
>clones who were dying out because they were running out of genetic
>material so they cloned Riker and Pulaski and LaForge but eventually
>joined forces with the Space Irish. Dodged a bullet there, they did.
>
My goodness, new material, new directions, new postings...gosh
Lou sounds like you're looking for 'entertainment'...(gasp) but
then again surely not..???.
You're such a sanctimonious little twit Duchez,
maybe you TRY...that doesn't mean you're succeeding.
You may open your mouth and speak but it doesn't mean you're
saying anything anyone wants to hear.
You're a product of forces that you
will never understand because you cannot detach your ego long enough
to assess anything for what it truly is rather than how it stacks up
against your little cultural reference grid of how things ought to be.
Perception is a slippery thing Lou, it often shows us only the
things we are used to seeing, while filtering a lot of other information
we don't think is important. People like you who base their perceptions of
the universe from what they have seen on the cathode ray tube seldom
have any idea about what the fuck is really going on, much less have
the mental equipment to handle it if they found out.
Thus they retreat into the happy-ending, loveburger, fluffy
bunny o' love endings mindset never aware, never completely present,
and never sure!
3g
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: alt.slack: The Next Penetration
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In article <4lamo3$r63@ionews.ionet.net>, bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar) says:
>
>gggor@io.com (gg gordon) wrote:
>
>
>> Now you are the arbiter of "Good" and "Bad" as well as knowing
>>what other people think...really your powers increase logarithmically
>>with every posting......you boink!!
>>GG(Just fuckin' go open a vein somewhere Duchez) Gordon
>
>Hey Gordon, you aren't taking any of this SERIOUSLY are you?
>
>
>
>on with the show!
>
> Dear Tarla, how could anyone take Dushay seriously, he's
just a wanker with a whistle!!!
PS: Despite what Stangky thinks I nave NEVER included you
in any group...I'm way too smart to fuck with a crusty
redhead who's been a waitress...I married one!
On with the Show!
ggg
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Salvation???
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The other day as I was driving to work I went past a church with
a sign in front that said "Christians aren't better, We are just Saved."
Now, as this proclamnation was right across the street from a bank, my
immediate thought of "Saved" was in the terms of "Savings" rather than
Salvation. This was appropriate, because as a SubGenius I KNOW that when
"Bob" says he will "SAVE" our psi/phy matrices (what the Pinks think of
as 'souls') he means it literally. Sooner or later the vital monad of
the SAVED will be preserved in a large, blue cylinder along with many
other psi/phy essences until we are 'spent' on erecting the new under-
pinnings of the new Dobbsian Universe at the beginning of the new
Splice in the timeflow. At this point, as the present universe literally
comes to pieces, Dobbs will release these millions of pressurized 'souls'
to enliven and shape the formless energy of the Vacuum.
But what about those Christians? For what purpose are they being
SAVED? (The ones that aren't going to that shabby little hell of theirs)?
How will they be 'spent' and on what? Not only that, but who will
'expend' those 'savings'? We know, for example that "only Jesus saves"
and "Only Jesus CAN save" if we are to believe what these Christians
proclaim. This leads me to a couple of nagging problems. If God is
a Trinity i.e. Father, Son, Holy Ghost, whys is it that only Jesus
can save? You never see a bearded prophet in sackcloth carrying a sign
that says "God Saves" or "the Holy Ghost saves," (although the British
seem to believe that God saves the reigning monarch).
Apparently only Jesus saves, and if so, can only Jesus spend?
Are we to understand that Man as God cannot save but God as Man can? And
what about this Holy Ghost (Spirit) business? What does it have to do
with the mere material machinations of 'saving souls'.
Not only that but how about these 'agents' of Jesus, who preach,
lay on hands and help with the 'saving', do they get a percentage??
And these vast numbers of 'saved' Christian 'souls' do they draw
interest like the psi/phy deposits of the SubGenii.
We KNOW we're accumulating interest once we're 'deposited'--"Bob"
makes sure of that, but who checks the accumulations of Jesus' 'savings'
or even makes sure that they are really paid? Is there an equivalent to
the Akashic Repository Savings Enforcement agency guarding these 'saved'
ones' interest and enforcing the rules as they do in the Depositories
of Dobbs?.
Does the Christian Hierarchy sample these 'savings' as do the
Elder Doktors of our church, in order to mantain a continuity of quality
and "cop a buzz"? Does the Christian Depository exist on this plane or
in the rapture inducing world of their "Hereafter" or some other
supernatural level? What sort of security are they employing to prevent
predation and theft? And lastly, who will make sure that the Christian
'savings' will be properly re-invested?
GGGT
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Stang still in pain
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In article <modemacDq44tn.64p@netcom.com>, modemac@netcom.com (Modemac) says:
>
>gg gordon (gggor@io.com) wrote:
>: Ivan Stang, self-proclaimed 'scribe' of the Church of the
>: Sub-Genius is resting in the proctology ward of the County Hospital
>: where he is undergoing reconstructive rectal surgery. Stang was admitted
>: in severe condition last Sunday evening after his return from a church
>: meeting in Austin.
>
>One thing you can say about Stang: when he gets fucked by the Conspiracy,
>he gets FUCKED by the Conspiracy. No half-assed second-rate abuse for him.
>
>Should we send get-well cards (along with generous donations to the
>Church, of course) to the Sacred P.O. Box at:
>
> P.O. Box 140306
> Dallas, TX 75214
>
>Or should we send them to the hospital?
>--
>To the sacred po box, jesus is waiting!!!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Me and Gordon
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In article <friday-2104961151230001@dial2-9.cybercom.net>, friday@cybercom.net (Friday Jones) says:
>
>In article <4la0fn$45n@nntp-1.io.com>, gggor@io.com (gg gordon) wrote:
>
>> In article <4l9ba0$lrq@nadine.teleport.com>, nenslo@teleport.com
>(NENSLO) says:
>> >
>> > Okay, I keep getting all this email saying whats with you and
>> >gordon. Nothing's with me and gordon ok? It's just like bleach and
>> >ammonia. Put em together and boom. okay?
>> >
>> >--
>>
>> I can't believe that you can handle the breakup of a long
>> and meaningful relationship in such a cavalier manner...nothing with
>> NENSLO and gordon indeed...you really know how to hurt the ones who
>> love you best!!!
>> GGG
>
>Yes, it's so sad to see a thing of beauty wither away before your eyes.
>The tender words become bitter invective - the warm glances become cold
>shoulders - oh, it really makes me _feel_ for both of you, y'know?
>So, great G to the power of 3 - when'ya gonna start seein' other people,
>huh? Wink wink, nudge nudge!
>
Hey I'm still feeling..you know..DELICATE, it will be a while
before I go back on the meatrack, believe me. First Sterno breaks
my heart and now NENSLO shuts me off cold...it's almost more than
a kind, sensitive, giving person such as myself can bear. But I do
know I left NENSLO a little bit better person than he was when I
first met him..hey I guess I made my mark hey??
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: alt.slack: Deep Shit, Nein?
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In article <4lennb$dkr@antares.en.com>, ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez) says:
>
>So, here's what we've seen of late ... GGG and Stang can complain that
>alt.slack isn't Slackful enough, yet they won't (or CAN'T) post a
>corking good rant to save their Ifes.
Probably because if they did some fanboy like you would whine
about being left out or the fact we were SO mean!
>
>Does that mean that the Hierarchites are a bunch of neutered old men now?
>Maybe.
Or then again, maybe not, maybe we're just sick and tired of wading
through the weak insipid postings with your name on 'em Lou!
>
>Nonetheless, I still throw in with "Bob".
You cannot imagine how relieved Dobbs will be to hear this!
I still throw in with the >Sacred P.O. Box.
I still throw in with Stang (except when he expects me
>to kiss ass).
Despite all your magnanimous support I think it would be fair to say
that neither the church nor this NG would suffer if you kindly dropped
dead in the next five minutes!
The Path of "Bob" is still the one to follow.
You bet it is, so get on it you lame boinker!
>May we all do the same, following whichever path of "Bob" brings us
>Slack, and listening only to the Slack to tell which way to go.
How sweet, how poetic, how 1970's. We are ALL so HAPPY you're sticking
with "Bob", and we can only hope that somehow "Bob" will stick to
you and you will shed your cracked skin and be reborn as a true SG
instead of the Boink you are!
Oh, by the way, you won't have to worry about kissing Stang's
arse for a while...it's about as tender as your feelings right now!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Alt Slack Hierarchy 4/21/96
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In article <slack.57.017415E5@metronet.com>, slack@metronet.com (Jesus Christ) says:
>
>Ranked in order of importance #1 being the most important.
> Send your donation to: The SubGenius Foundation
> PO Box 140306
> Dallas, TX 75214
>
> The Official Alt.Slack Hierarchy
> In order of importance
>
> #1 Rev. J. F'Fering'go
> #2. Rev. G. Gorden Gorden
> #3. Rev. Snavely
> #4. Rev. Sterno
> #5. Rev. Joe Nueman
> #6. Rev. Will O' Dobbs
> #7. Jesus Christ
> #8. Princess Wei-R-Doe
>
>
Not only did you put some lame fuckhead ahead of me but you spelled
by of my names rong!!
Jesus, what's with you??
GG G-O-R-D-O-N
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: alt.slack: Deep Shit, Nein?
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In article <4lgfok$6h5@antares.en.com>, ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez) says:
>
>Ya know, Blackmer ... the more I think about it, the more I think you
>need to replace GGG. Let's take a look this very thread for proof of why.
>
>You came up with all sorts of interesting degradations to perform on me,
>some of which aren't even feasible with conventional science. Meanwhile,
>all GGG could say was it would be no great loss if I dropped dead.
>That's it. That's the best our Mercenary of Mercy can do??? Hell, even
>my eighth grade social studies teacher once told me in class to drop dead.
>WHO'S GETTING SCHOOLMARMY NOW, HUH, GGG?
>
>So Blackmer, for the time being, you're the vicious pit bull of
>alt.slack. May you execute your duties with honor and vitriol. Lord
>knows GGG hasn't been up to the task.
>
>GGG, meanwhile, may finally be put out to pasture, where he may safely yap
>and wheeze at pigeons and squirrels. Be gentle with him, one and all; he
>likes to pretend he's still in his prime.
Not that at all Lou, just tired of your inane responses, you
aren't worth a fucking rant, spew or phegmatic ejaculation. In short you
don't merit my attention or hate, you aren't worthy of being shit on
by Jesse Helms or fucked into oblivion by Newt's Navy. You just don't
matter you lickspittle lackey of false slack, back into your little bunny
cage to sit in the corner and masturbate with a scroll bearing all the
GOOD things you have done to make the world better and all those
wonderful, uplifting rants you are famous for. There now doesn't
that feel better?
Boink
GG(I have had bowel movements with more intelligence than Lou) Gordon
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Feasible scenarios
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In article <4lfq19$16v@decaxp.HARVARD.EDU>, blackmer@course1.harvard.edu (John Blackmer) says:
>
>Is it true that Lou Duchez has a metal plate in his head?
>
> -QPM
>
>--
>
No I understand it's actually a plastic anus and he talks through it!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Bad Overview Record
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In article <4lfmpt$ht@decaxp.HARVARD.EDU>, blackmer@course1.harvard.edu (John Blackmer) says:
>
>What does "Bad Overview Record" mean?
>
> -The old wise man with a colostomy bag for a face QPM
>
>--
>
It means that the band, Overview, did not perform very well on this disc.
3g
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Now I'm really confused.
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In article <4l9jov$b5u@atlantis.atlantis.actrix.gen.nz>, anthony@atlantis.actrix.gen.nz (Anthony Hobbs) says:
>
>In article <4kgacf$ee8@anarchy.io.com>, gg gordon <gggor@io.com> wrote:
>
>> > Yeah, true, but man, all those sheep! It's like alt.slack all over!
>
>I thought true SubGenii would jump up and down with GLEE over a country
>where foul, stinking HUMANS are in a minority.
>
We do we do, it's just that all those sheep are such a temptation
for many of us!!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: alt.slack: The Next Penetration
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In article <4lh0v3$do9@ionews.ionet.net>, bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar) says:
>
>You know, sometimes I'm tempted to shit in Duchez's hair just to see
>if he'd say it smelt like roses...
>
He would, you KNOW he would!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: WHEELED DEATH TO VISIT GGG
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In article <4ldsvg$44k@dfw-ixnews3.ix.netcom.com>, sphinx1@ix.netcom.com(Col. Sphinx Drummond) says:
>
>>
>FWIW, I squeezed out the throw rug that was under Stang the whole time.
>I've got a Miracle Whip jar full of Stang's blood and butt juices, I'll
>sell for 45 cents plus shipping and handling cost.
>
>I'm sure someone must be interested...
>
>Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
>
>P.S. Sorry for using alt dot slack to sell something on. I hate that as
>much as anyone but since this invoved Stang's blood and butt juices I
>thought I'd make an exception. Just this one time, though.
>
Hey, Sterno said he drank it all, what gives? Better save me some
dadgummit!!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: A Pistol to the Unshaved
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There is an evil sickness spreading through the Body of
the Congregation of Dobbs.A ghastly, PINK and pernicious
infection of apostasy that has necrotized the vital tissue
of Dobbs' Living Word. Somehow, somewhere along the line FALSE
TEACHINGS by FALSE PROPHETS, dark in perfidy and heresy have
been used to try and smother the Signal Fire of Dobbs' Teaching.
What started out as a new religion of and for the
scofflaws, the cynical,the embittered, the twisted, the weird,
the embattled and the disenfranchised is rapidly turning into
a FANCLUB for Slackless BOINKS, BOBSTERS & PINKIES!
These selfsame. Self-proclaiming, signifying Splankers claim
to be the next generation of SubGenii sent forth to spread his word.
They call themselves NEW Vessels of Dobbs, but far from being Galleons
bearing the Gospel they are mere shallow-draught dinghies attempting
to sail seas and chart waters where only armor plated Dreadnaughts may
pass. Are these lightweight vessels prepared to grapple with
those restless seas, ride the wild surf of the Dobbsian Luck
Plane, taking their chances with "Bob" and Nh**Gh** when the time of
PeE comes down??
HELL NO! FUCK NO!
These Faithless, this NewNice order want the roiling ocean of
Dobbs' Gospel to change to their wishes. They want the tides
lowered, the swells calmed and the shoals and reefs removed so
that they can paddle their pathetic politically correct canoes
without any danger or chance of Harm! They demand that the path
to Slack be an nice, smooth, easy eight lane Autobahn, they way
they think it should be, free of discord and contradiction.
They would not only reduce the mighty ocean to a miserable little
pond where they can play without being bothered by anyone,
they'd probably like the water to be dyed PINK!!
These vile, twisted and sickening proponents of Sweetness, Light,
going with the 'flow' of 'your' slack, and other New Wage,
Flamingo-hued monstrosities of bullshit believe that their idea
of what the church is and should be is EVERYONE'S path to Slack!!
This would be funny coming from such a feckless, slackless
gaggle of Glorps if it were not so horribly SICK! This
"feelgood-save-the-world" philosophy is an ABOMINATION unto
Dobbs and pleases him not! X-day draws closer with every breath
you take and unless you heresiarchs repent and toe the Big Red
Line of Dobbs you are DOOMED!!!
Friends, brothers and sisters in Slack, what is so SAD
about this present horrible state of disarray within the ranks
of Dobbs' Followers is that many, many of those most NEEDING and
DESERVING Slackful Salvation will never experience the Truth of
Dobbs' righteous words if these False Ones have their way.
Little wonder that so many out there are confused about what
is truth, when it comes to the teachings of "Bob" and alas, are
therefore doomed to suffer horribly alongside those who led them
astray when the Cosmic Napalm of Retribution pours down on them
from the skies--burning their flesh from their bones, setting
their very nerves on fire yet not killing them, for their AGONY
shall last and last!
When those who need "Bob"'s Grace the most are denied it
by FALSE TEACHINGS of those dissidents who have the temerity to
supplant the SACRED WORD, then truly dear Friends the Church is
in GRAVE DANGER.
Christianity started off as a pretty good idea until
Saul/Paul and those other twisted WANKERBOYZ rewrote the doctrine
thus turning the religion of the dispossessed into RICHMAN'S
Persecution Engine and Tool for Repression.
We MUST NOT, we CAN NOT let this happen to our religious
belief. The slanders and pernicious half-truths of our present
day St. Paul Wannabees have even come close to suborning the
SACRED SCRIBE and it required a great deal of 'Fropping, Praying
and Peeing to reveal to him the error of his ways and allow him
to revise his thinking.
Brothers and Sisters in Slack, we are talking about a
RIGHTEOUS RELIGION not a PINK DEMOCRACY!!
You want equality' join a fan club.
You want sweetness and light' hook up with a New Age
organization.
You want regulation and mediation and a plan, the Scientologists
await you.
If, on the other hand, you wish to pursue the elusive yet
wondrous goal Of SLACK, kick back and relax in the safety of
your OWN delusions then you have ONLY to adhere to the True
Teachings of Dobbs, not your version of THEM.
The idea or concept of following 'your' Slack is
untenable because you have no Slack unless it is Dobbs' Slack.
You have NO hope of finding Slack unless you find it
through "Bob"! "BOB" is the ONLY way. "BOB" is the ONLY answer.
His pipefaced grin is the ONE glowing beacon of Slack,
Abnormality and Irrationality in these dark and dreadful days of
PINKNESS and FALSE SLACK!
"BOB" is the one TRUE source of Slack, "Bob" is the ONLY
source of Slack and ONLY Dobbs offer you ALL a triple-your-money-back
guarantee on eternal salvation. "BOB" is so high you will
never get higher than him, so low you'll never crawl under him, and
he SO wide you can't get around him no matter what you drive.
You make your bed in Dobbstown...he's THERE!
You make your bed in Pinkville...he's THERE...He's
EVERYWHERE!!!
You can no more find the way to Slack without "Bob" than
G'broagfran can pass through a camel! Attempting to practice this
religion WITHOUT "Bob" is like pissing into a Beaufort Nine Gale,
for there is no Slack without "Bob", no Salvation without "Bob".
Only "Bob" can take you off the Road of Knives and
set your feet on the bumpy, narrow path of Slack so that your
wounds may heal.
Only the Blessing of the Pipe Bearer can shrive your
shriveled souls of their PINKNESS.
Only the Scouring Pad of Dobbsian Gospel can remove your
crusty, greasy patina of error, false slack and Pinkness to
reveal the shiny, twisted nentessence that "Bob" so delights in.
It's still not too late to repent--it's not too late to
reject the good' path the correct' path, the feelgood' path,
and embrace "Bob"'s sweet and bitter doctrine with all of its
contradictions and pain. There can still be a place for you in
those fabled blue tanks or on those marvelous saucer ships--all
shall be vouchsafed you-- you have but to remember that the way
of Dobbs is the ONLY WAY, despite what OTHERS may tell you.
Read the Pamphlet, read the sacred writings as delineated in the
Holy Books and FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS OF THE MASTER...Pursue Slack
Relentlessly, Abuse it in his name you fools .....OR ELSE!!!
GG( or just fuckin' kill me) Gordon
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: alt.slack: Deep Shit, Nein?
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In article <4lh41r$8dk@decaxp.HARVARD.EDU>, blackmer@course1.harvard.edu (John Blackmer) says:
>
>Lou Duchez (ljduchez@en.com) wrote:
>: Ya know, Blackmer ... the more I think about it, the more I think you
>: need to replace GGG. Let's take a look this very thread for proof of why.
>
>: You came up with all sorts of interesting degradations to perform on me,
>: some of which aren't even feasible with conventional science. Meanwhile,
>: all GGG could say was it would be no great loss if I dropped dead.
>: That's it. That's the best our Mercenary of Mercy can do??? Hell, even
>: my eighth grade social studies teacher once told me in class to drop dead.
>: WHO'S GETTING SCHOOLMARMY NOW, HUH, GGG?
>
>YOU, YOU MAGGOT-RIDDLED FLY IN THE OINTMENT OF MY EYE! YOU BEAM IN MY
>FOREHEAD! I don't need smarmy compliments reminiscent of castor oil in their
>revolting stench and their good-for-you-ness, I need you to SHUT THE FUCK UP!
>
>: So Blackmer, for the time being, you're the vicious pit bull of
>: alt.slack. May you execute your duties with honor and vitriol. Lord
>: knows GGG hasn't been up to the task.
>
>FUCK you AND your duty-mongering and up-to-tasking! The only pitbull *I*
>know better TEAR YOUR DICK IN HALF! Whether he's been "up to task" or
>not is NOT the issue. NOR is who is more "worthy" to flame your BORING
>ASS! The MEAT of the matter is that you couldn't TAKE A HINT and RETIRE
>GRACEFULLY to save the life of ALL your precious causes, so you go on
>filling our newsgroup with your tepid mediocretinous BUTT-SWAGGERING just
>to preserve your precious EGO while the REAL Slack goes UP IN FLAMES!! Go
>home! Take a breather! LOOK, for once in your LIFE! Or heaven and earth
>forbid, smoke some damn FROPZIPLOPS, and you might FINALLY see something
>from ANY perspective other than the point of view of a man with his HEAD
>RAMMED UP HIS OWN BUTT CAVITY!!!
>
>: GGG, meanwhile, may finally be put out to pasture, where he may safely yap
>: and wheeze at pigeons and squirrels. Be gentle with him, one and all; he
>: likes to pretend he's still in his prime.
>
>He doesn't give a SHIT whether he's "in his prime" or not! He's not
>trying to "prove how cool he is" by tearing down others. He's been trying
>to TELL YOU SOMETHING for about a MONTH now, but you have ears, and
>cannot hear...
>
> -QPM
>
>P.S. Get your head out of your ass NOW, o plastic vermin, or I'll RIP
>YOUR NADS OFF!
Gotta Love it, Gotta love it..the clear voice of honest
discourse.
GoBlackmerGoBlackmerGoBlackmer
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Me and Gordon
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In article <317c6e4c.12442731@news.prysm.net>, cuthulu@prysm.net (cuthulu) says:
>
>On 22 Apr 1996 01:34:24 GMT, gggor@io.com (gg gordon) wrote:
>> Hey I'm still feeling..you know..DELICATE, it will be a while
>>before I go back on the meatrack, believe me. First Sterno breaks
>>my heart and now NENSLO shuts me off cold...it's almost more than
>>a kind, sensitive, giving person such as myself can bear. But I do
>>know I left NENSLO a little bit better person than he was when I
>>first met him..hey I guess I made my mark hey??
>
>All that build up just for a cheap Lou Duchez insult?
>
Obviously you fail to grasp the subtleties of this complicated
insult...remember as a SubGenius you are supposed to come on with
a big buildup and then leave the yocks scratching their asses and
wondering what, if anything, they just missed.
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: alt.slack: Deep Shit, Nein?
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In article <4lhckq$ep8@antares.en.com>, ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez) says:
>
>gg gordon (gggor@io.com) wrote:
>
>: Not that at all Lou, just tired of your inane responses, you
>: aren't worth a fucking rant, spew or phegmatic ejaculation. In short you
>: don't merit my attention or hate
>
>Funny, you've sure been paying me enough attention of late ...
>
That's because if we don't pay attention to you you tend to
get all cranky and pouty-faced and tell us how you save the world
every morning. And we've had quite enough of that thank you!
Besides, you are fun to pick on, fluffy!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: The True Purpose of alt.slack
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In article <sternodox-2304960817260001@pmppp15.aristotle.net>, sternodox@aristotle.net (Sternodox) says:
>
>In article <4lanvs$rte@ionews.ionet.net>, bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar) smote:
>
>> Why Rev. Sterno...this actually sounds like a person wrote this!
>
>Actually, I much prefer the term "pope-like entity", Tarla.
>
>> is it so hard for you to understand a simple fact of every society
>> that's ever existed? People create pecking orders, just like chickens,
>
>And pinks create speckled shorts just like felchers!
>
>> Babe. If you ain't hip enough or pretty enough for regular society,
>> you create your own, where YOU are the hippest and prettiest, and we
>> all KNOW what a pretty man you are, Sterno!
>
>Pretty? Actually, I much prefer the term "sand-blasted id tangoing into
>norm-worm mudholes with a clean-shaven moonie-splitter"
>
>
>>Most of the time you don't shove
>> it TOO much into our faces that we weren't all a part of the inner
>> daisy-chain of original sinners, but believe me, the in-jokes and
>> personal butt licking is pretty clear for all to see.
>
>I sincerely apologize for NOT taking enough time recently to chastizzze
>the deserving and provide a little psychic mulch for the "few" to
>transform into serious BUTTSPLAT. I'll try to be more poisonous in the
>future.
>
>> about alt.slack "in-jokes" but at least there are 40,000 people who
>> are "in" on the joke rather than just five or six.
>
>40,000??!!!! HOLY SHIT! Where's my CHECK?
>
>>change yer shorts.
>
>I just DID. Wanna trade videotapes?
>
>OK OK, more short stories ON THE WAY!!
>
>Rev. Sternodox
>
Holy shit, Bleeding Head Launcher and Mutha Tarla Launch
New Chat group, Flim at 'leben!!!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
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Subject: Re: Poll: who's cuter? Winona Ryder or Pam An
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In article <dbell-2304960210150001@news2.cts.com>, dbell@shvn.com (Doug Bell) says:
>
>Definitely Pam.
>
>Doug Bell
>dbell@shvn.com
Obviously Spam
ggg
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
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Subject: Re: Poll: who's cuter? Winona Ryder or Pam An
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In article <4lgmnt$jhq@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, iamfuzza@aol.com (I AM FUZZA) says:
>
>PAM anderson is da best
Yeah, the best thing to be dismembered, eviscerated, cut up, ground,
pureed, put in an enema bag and downloaded into the colons of all you
wankers who Post this inane 'cuter than' contest bullshit.
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
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Subject: Re: Poll: who's cuter? Winona Ryder or Pam An
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In article <4177cc$c714.be@NNTP>, Kay Anderson <kea@utah-inter.net> says:
>
>This is a joke, right?
>
Are you Joking? A JOKE???
A fucking travesty is more like it!
GGG
>
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
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Subject: Re: Poll: who's cuter? Winona Ryder or Pam An
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In article <4lj7lf$mmb@wizard.uark.edu>, bbullock@comp.uark.edu (The Dark One) says:
>
>
>Definately Winona. By a lot.
By a lot of what? Be specific, lot of sleeve jobs given to
producers, lot of tantrums on set, lot of tits, lot of talent, lot of
intellect, lot of...well you get the picture...or do you?
GG(actually they're all soppy little doglets with no real personality,
just actors, the shallowest, most self involved people on the planet
[after Lou and the politicians.]) Gordon
>**************************************************************
> The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace.
> It failed...
> But in the year of the Shadow War, it became something
> greater: Our last, best hope for victory. The year is
> 2260. The place: Babylon 5.
> - Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5
>**************************************************************
> http://comp.uark.edu/~bbullock
>
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.religion.subgenius
Subject: Re: Dobbs/Connie Sighting? UK 20 April 1996
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In article <HExfKHATw$exEw9Y@cueball.demon.co.uk>, Carl Moss <carl@cueball.demon.co.uk> says:
>
>In article <4lflqo$ht@decaxp.HARVARD.EDU>, John Blackmer
><blackmer@course1.harvard.edu> writes
>>Carl Moss (carl@cueball.demon.co.uk) wrote:
>>: The following story is true. I wish it weren't.
>>
>>: I presume that this, of course, was a sign to send more money to the
>>: Church, but can any kind Doktor further interpret it for me?
>>
>>: Yours, perplexed and with shaking hands,
>>
>>This is a sign that you should COME IN YOUR OWN ASS while you STILL HAVE
>>THE CHANCE!
>>
>> -QPM
>
>
>Awwww, John: what do you think that BILTONG is there for?
>
>Kids these days!
>--
Excuse me is that prairie squid biltong?
GG(Just wondering) Gordon
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: But what about Dogbert?
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In article <4lj0d4$chg@cocoa.brown.edu>, Crazy_Bob@Brown.edu (Crazy Bob) says:
>
>In article <faramir-2204961910190001@p6-ts5.en.net>, faramir@en.com (Ken Hall) says:
>>
>>I just thought of something. If Dogbert manages to conquer the world
>>before July 5, 1998 what will happen (if anything)?
>>
>>Will X-Day be superseded?
>>
>>What will happen to people who are paid-up SubGenii but not members of
>>Dogbert's New Ruling Class if the Xists turn around and go home?
>>
>>What will happen to people who are in the DNRC but not paid-up SubGenii if
>>they come anyway?
>>
>>Of course, if you're both, you should have a legion of Bobbies to slave
>>for you when the Xists do come (and your cabin on the pleasure ship, along
>>with everything in it, will be perpetually lemony fresh).
>>
>>Anything in the PreScriptures or the FAQ or...hell, just any opinions
>>(informed, uninformed, or otherwise)?
>>
>>Ken
>>tryin like hell to scrape up thirty
>>
>>--
>>"If you get all you information from local TV news, you end up knowing less than if you just stayed home on the couch and drank gin from the bottle."--Ga
>
>I was actually just wondering the same thing. What I could come up with
>is that Dogbert has a secret contact with the Xists, that when they come
>down and take away all the SubGenii to paradise, they will leave him and
>his new ruling class to rule the induhviduals. Dogbert doesn't call them
>pink-boys because that would make his connection too obvious.
>
>THINK ABOUT IT! In the comic book, Dogbert goes around selling idiots
>things they don't need. Dogbert is a salesman of an almost equal caliber
>to "Bob" himself! Dogbert has achieved SLACK!
>
>If you are in the DNRC, you will get to rule once the Xists leave. If you
>are a SubGenius in the DNRC you know that when you are carted off to
>paradise the earth will be in good hands.
>
>CB
You FOOLS, Dogbert is a cartoon character drawn by a downsized
middle management type.."Bob" on the other hand is the ONLY FUCKING
SHOT A GEEK LIKE YOU WILL EVER GET AT SALVATION!
Dogbert indeed...you better kick an extra thirty bux in when you
sign up or we'll send Philo's chauffeur after yore ass.
You were notified,
You have no excuse.
GG(Collecting for Dobbs since '80) Gordon
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
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Subject: Re: for anyone who still is too blind to see, a reply to "If you skinned a nigger in the forest...
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In article <4167cc$12352b.34d@news.hampshire.edu>, Natty Ratty <vekF95@hampshire.edu> says:
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>akotov1@umbc.edu (Alexandre Kotov) wrote:
>> There was no
>>massacre of Indians. Probably, more then 90% died of natural causes.
>
> Sure, they died of natural causes, if you consider "natural" the
>diseases that the Europeans brought over.
>
>best regards to you.
>
>
Excellent point, disease imported from the old world did a whole lot
more damage than any of whitey's guns and lawyers. Of course a lot
of it was spread deliberately in later years...infected clothing and blankets
being ideal vectors... witness Armand Hamer in the Amazonas. But then
again syphilis supposedly originated in the the Americas and was
transported back to Europe where it did it's share of damage.
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Say WHAT?
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In article <4lh4do$169@news.nyu.edu>, jch9334@is2.nyu.edu (Kid Ginsu) says:
>
>Dennis McClain-Furmanski (dynasor@infi.net) wrote:
>: On 04-19-96, i.stang@metronet.com wrote:
>:
>: > Yeah but, you have to admit, she only has to type 5 or 6 lines to get
>: > the rest of you to type hundreds. I'd say she actually HAS been rather
>: > clever and has chosen her words quite carefully, and the intended
>: > effect has been accomplished almost effortlessly.
>:
>: Someone better dig up Dobbs pronto. Either he needs to know about
>: this shit, or if he does already, he's got some fucking explaining
>: to do. If HE tries to tell me we're going to save the Yeti by
>: setting out to do that and then doing our damndest to prevent each
>: other, I'll kill the bastard again myself. TWICE.
>
>: Kissies.
>
>
>To be shat upon by Dobbs, one must endeavour to pull down His pants, and
>I believe Nickie to be aces at that. Everybody else just seems to jump
>in line ahead of her when the shit comes down, though.
>
>Dr. Ginsu
>
Only Lou does that kid!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.flack
Subject: Re: alt.slack: Deep Shit, Nein?
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In article <4ljdek$4ec@nadine.teleport.com>, nenslo@teleport.com
(NENSLO) comes out of his little room and says: (among other inane things)
>
>
> Yeah, okay, so "we" wouldn't all be here if it wasn't for Mighty
>Gordon. That doesn't mean we all have to bend over and let his dry mummy
>cornhole us and thank him for it.
Of course it does you ping-pong ball of an excuse for a MAN.
That's exactly what it means, it means that and nothing more..so
bend over, roll up your arm and prepare to receive the Seed
of Dobbs, we'll see whose 'mummy' is dry. Just because you're
racked with guilt about being the abrasive entity that you purport
to be there's no reason that you shouldn't get it up the rear
loading dock just like the rest of the herd.
Funny that the periodic comet of the Internet would complain about
somebody only posting once in a while. What happened to your killfile Nensy?
Thought I was off your shitlist forever.
Luv u still
GGG
>--
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: ONE-TRICK PONIES and REGURGITATION
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In article <4ljhgb$6dd@globe.indirect.com>, Berin Kinsman <torque@indirect.com> says:
>
>
>THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS is not a JOKE,
>but somehow the JOKE'S GOTTEN OLD ANYWAY!
>
>On one side, we have the Heirarchy, who piss and moan that any Slack
>generated here isn't "Official" Slack, it's gotta be "False Slack",
>because they ain't happy with the goings-on. They're "disappointed" with
>the newsgroup. Well to them I say, FUCK OFF, because what's happening
>here, when it IS happening, is the PUREST SLACK, is SCHIZM'D SLACK,
>grade-double-A home-grown who-needs-a-heirarchy Slack! We've been directed
>by "Bob" to quit the Church immediately after ordination and form our OWN
>little clenches, think for ourselves, question authority, and question the
>CHURCH ITSELF! FOR THE LOVE OF 'FROP, you've even gotta question "BOB"!
>
>It's MY BOBDAMNED NEWSGROUP, and Tarla's, and Lou's, and Dad's, and
>Nickie's, and Dynasoar's, and Cuthulu's, and Not-Bob's, and Modemac's, and
>Rev. Carey's, and Zoogz', that of any OTHER fucking IDIOT who wanders in
>and can stand the heat and the pstench for more than a day or two.
>
>"Not enough Word ' Dobbs" I hear. Well, shit, Stang, sit back and think
>that if we all hung around and preached about "Bob" to each other, what in
>the HELL would we need to keep your sorry ass around for? I'd rather HEAR
>original voices crying out in cyberspace. I don't wanna hear more quotes
>from THE BOOK or REV X because that's YOUR schitck, and if I want that I
>can READ IT or listen to a fucking tape. NO, I wanna hear about how the
>LIVING SUBGENIUS puts SLACK into ACTION! I wanna hear about Tarla's septic
>tank overflows, and Lou's riff on oxygen therapy, and Modemac's two-fisted
>activism for Internet rights, and how Not-Bob's pissed off with the Wintel
>conspiracy, and Nickie's parable about Big Red Shit, and Mavrides' battle
>with the law, and whatever else folks are beating off about on any given
>day. I wanna hear about the THREATS TO MY SLACK, and how others OVERCAME
>the threat to THEIR Slack. I WANNA SEE THE WORD 'O "BOB" PUT INTO
>ACTION!!!
>
>But NO, the heirarchy starts to whine, and the next thing you know,
>EVERYONE starts to whine, and there's a big pissing contest going on
>betwixt the congregation over WHO's Pinker'n WHOM. Suddenly, there's NO
>Slack coming from ANYWHERE-- ESPECIALLY from the Heirarchy, who, as Lou
>pointed out, can't seem to PUT UP, at least here on alt.slack, but want
>everyone to SHUT UP.
>
>Before long, we're gonna hear that Stang's got himself a yacht and a
>little sailor hat and has bloated up to 300 lbs, G Gordon Gordon will be
>posting meticulously numbered messages declaring us all "Institutional
>Cases", and lawyers for "Bob" will be threatening anyone who questions
>official doctrine-- even though official doctrine states we should
>question official doctrine.
>
>FUCK 'EM if they CAN'T TAKE A JOKE is being spouted by the same people who
>take this shit too seriously, and the people CRITCIZING the idjits who
>take it seriously and regurgitate snippets of Pamphlet #1 are losing their
>sense of humor. Now we've got once-interesting yetisyn parroting the same
>routines over and over and over, even IF the bit was funny the FIRST TEN
>THOUSAND times. It's GREAT to have a trademark, but if ALL YOU DO is spew
>the same rhetoric and cliche'd catch-phrase OVER and OVER, you're a
>LAME-ASSED ONE-TRICK PONY.
>
>Slack off! Fuck the hierarchy! Rant about whatver comes to mind!
>
>PRABOB!
There now, isn't that better than Barney Jokes or who's cuter threads?
Don't you feel some Slack for having gotten that off your chest?
Now you sound like a fucking subgenius instead of a hip wimp!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.friends.sterno
Subject: Re: I want a reply
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In article <OKCorral-2204961846380001@ppp127.enterprise.net>, OKCorral@enterprise.net (Kasicki) says:
>
>I want an internet e-mail list. I need friends. I've got none :)
>e-mail me.
Give me seven good reasons you pathetic piece of human offal!
ggg
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.bob.bring-me-a-goathead,alt.thinking.hurts,alt.sex.hello-kitty,alt.fan.tito
Subject: Re: dumbass aviatrix fucks up Special Slack Report (tm) bulletin...
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In article <mhass703-2404960914560001@pma2_102.loop.com>, mhass703@loop.com (Michelle Klein-Hass) says:
>
>In article <4lipss$kfq@dfw-ixnews5.ix.netcom.com>,
>sphinx1@ix.netcom.com(Col. Sphinx Drummond) wrote:
>>What if it
>> had been Fran Drescher instead?
>
>Actually, the idea of Fran Drescher dying in a plane crash is a good one
>indeed. I can't stand that nasal Pink bitch!!!
>
>The Highly Irreverend APC Catgirl Nuku Nuku
>alt.bob.bring-me-a-goathead Big Shot
>
>- I'm certainly glad we see eye to eye on that.
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Me and Gordon
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In article <317e8671.0@rlabs.com>, cuthulu@rlabs.com (cuthulu) says:
>
>gggor@io.com (gg gordon) wrote:
>>In article <317c6e4c.12442731@news.prysm.net>, cuthulu@prysm.net (cuthulu) says:
>
>>>All that build up just for a cheap Lou Duchez insult?
>
>> Obviously you fail to grasp the subtleties of this complicated
>>insult...remember as a SubGenius you are supposed to come on with
>>a big buildup and then leave the yocks scratching their asses and
>> wondering what, if anything, they just missed.
>>GGG
>
>Yocks enjoy ass scratching. And so do I. Thanks.
>
>It was a fairly "complicated" insult, but the "sublety" part was lacking.
>
>
Yeah I know, I was lying about the subtlety...I'be been frappin'
tooooo much I guess, but then Too much is always...
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.politics.radical-left,alt.postmodern,alt.society.anarchy,alt.society.neutopia,alt.wired,alt.fan.noam-chomsky,alt.politics.economics,za.fla
Subject: Re: Assumptions in Economics
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In article <4lir2j$kti@dfw-ixnews5.ix.netcom.com>, sphinx1@ix.netcom.com(Col. Sphinx Drummond) says:
>
>>>BMyers writes:
>>
>>>:The Aztecs, and Maya (NOT Mayans) were
>>>:not under ANY stretch of the imagination "free traders." They lost,
>>>:when they were conquered by bullets and smallpox.
>
>I know that the Maya - Mayan thing is another one of Tarla's pet
>peeves...
>
>You know what I hate? I hate it when some FUCKING STUPID LOSER IDIOT,
>says, "I'm waiting with baited breath."
>
>You know, what kind of SHIT SNIFFING, DEAD-ANIMAL-ROLLING, SPUNK
>GUZZLING HOMO, would use minnows or worms to freshen his or hers
>breath? A dumbass, that's who!!!
>
>The term is BATED breath. That's _bate_ as in REBATE, ABATE, or
>MASTERBATE. It means literally, "I'm holding my breath." Even you
>faggots, not the real faggots -- you people are cool, like Nenslo says
>.. if I was going to rent out my house my first choice would be to
>rent it to male homosexuals ... but even you alt dot slack fake fags
>sould understand the terminology now.
>
>Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-E, COLONEL!
ggg
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: I must POOP!
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In article <4lmk3d$ejj@alterdial.UU.NET>, phred39@mailp.starnetinc.com (Pope Phrederick Q. Armageddon) says:
>
> Oh, unfortunate happenstance!
>
> Can I never have time to fully fufill my needs? Must I always be
>thwarted in my search for the prime experience in excremeditation?
>Damn all ye Norms and Pinks who must insist on interupting me during
>MY time, MY movements, MY POOP!
>
> Oh, the thoughts I think! Oh, the joys I feel! Why must these
>pleasures be denied of me? Why? Why? BOB, damn it, WHYYYYYYY!?
>
> I'm sorry, I just needed to say it. Go on with what you were
>doing....
>
>
> sorry.... really, i am.... it's true. I am sorry. No, REALLY! I.
>AM. SORRY!
>
> YOU BASTARDS!!! I said I was sorry, why must you torment me so?
>What have I done? What slight have I done towards this newsgroup? I
>have been the kind sort of fellow, and yet you mock me. WHY?
>
> Why-hy-hy-hy?
>
> ah, never mind....
>
>
Count yourself lucky that you still have the urge to POOP! Look
at Stangky, he needs to spend much time in the excremeditation chamber,
in fact the man set a new record for time EM"ing while in Brazil, but now
ALAS he DARE not as his rear docking and unloading facility is still
undergoing extensive reconstruction. Right now Ivan's 'bout as restless
as a blue tick hound with a turpentine-soaked peach pit up his arse,
and prolly 'bout as much fun to be around. Kinda like that ONE time
y'know, when Philo and Sterno told Janor that if he shoved a half-dozen
garlic oil caps up his butt before he went on for the corpses/DFB.
megajam it would make him sexually attractive to ALL of the girls
in the audience but stimulating his body's manufacture and emission of
(as Sterno put it) "pheneromes". Janor went for it and actually did quite
well as a couple of girls were quite impressed by his pelvic movements
and frenetic footwork when those gelcaps dissolved. But nevertheless
Janor was quite grumpy about the whole thing for several days even though
he 'scored'!
GG(Let's Dish) Gordon
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: I must POOP!
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In article <mtownsend-2504960601270001@38.12.214.13>, mtownsend@interramp.com (Michael Townsend) says:
>
>In article <4lmp05$gpt@nntp-1.io.com>, gggor@io.com (gg gordon) wrote:
>
>->y'know, when Philo and Sterno told Janor that if he shoved a half-dozen
>->garlic oil caps up his butt before he went on for the corpses/DFB.
>-> megajam it would make him sexually attractive to ALL of the girls
>->in the audience but stimulating his body's manufacture and emission of
>->(as Sterno put it) "pheneromes". Janor went for it and actually did quite
>->well as a couple of girls were quite impressed by his pelvic movements
>->and frenetic footwork when those gelcaps dissolved. But nevertheless
>->Janor was quite grumpy about the whole thing for several days even though
>->he 'scored'!
>
>Hey, how about a NEW BOOK from you Gordy: "The SubGenius Mythos" or
>something far more brainy. These are just the sort of brief tales,
>legends and parables of the Holy SubGenius Hierarchy that the PAYING
>customers hunger for!
>
>
>
I'd like to but Stang,the evil PUD has my contract, I either
publish
through him or....
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: interlude
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It was the usual SubGenius hugger-mugger stuff right from the start.
Devious Stang working in mysterious ways calls me at almost one in the
morning and sez: "Go check into the St Elmotel--now," and then hangs up
without so much as a kiss my arse' let alone goodbye.
So, fifteen minutes later I am checking into the abovementioned
sleazo, 'hot pillow' motel, named after St Elmo Road where it has lain
in wait for the weak, unwary, horny and broke for many a year, back when
this spot was out in the boonies instead of on the edge of a major
industrial park.
I asked for a double and the dour, diffident desk clerk looks at me like
I was simple, then sneers as he hands me my key. I see his teeth which
makes me glad he hadn't smiled at me in welcome. "One forty-four, way
down on the end," he sez, and then goes back to his Harlequin Romance.
144 was indeed down at the end, right next to the Ready-Mix
concrete plant which was obviously running a full night shift from the din.
Inside, the walls were so thin they did nothing to shut out the sounds, but
the window mounted air conditioner was putting out enough noise to
effectively drown out the sounds of dozens of trucks being loaded with
hundreds of cubic yards of nice, fresh concrete.
The sign in front had boasted Free Cable TV in glowing neon so I
turned on the set to add to the general background noise. It was a Startrek
re-run and it was strange to see Bill Shatner without a paunch. I took a
seat on the faux-zebra couch, got out my fixings and rolled myself a good
sized frop cig while wondering just what the hell Stang had propelled me
into, when the phone rang, the cellular one in my pocket.
When I answered all I heard was heavy breathing and I was about to
hang up when she spoke.
"What room are you in?" It was a soft, vibrant and incredibly sexy
voice, a husky contralto that made my heart pound and my groin buzz.
"One forty-four, down at the end," I managed, still off balance
somewhat. I sure hadn't expected to hear from her. Wasn't sure if I was
happy now I had.
"Wait," she said, and broke the connection.
There was a tremor of intent in my hands as I folded up the phone
and I quickly picked up my unlit frop cig and changed its status with a
flic of my bic. What the hell was she doing in Texas? Why and how was Stang
involved, and why was I in the middle of all this. I wasn't
even sure I wanted to see her again--she was so dangerous!
I felt suckered by all this and was working myself into a right
good snit when there a crunch of tires and a flash of headlights through
the faded Venetian blinds. A nearby truck revved up its diesel engine and
roared away with another load of material for another big building somewhere,
the teevee suddenly seemed so loud it was like everyone was shouting at each
other and that goddamned air conditioning unit howled like a ruptured
banshee...then came her knock
I came off the couch like the third stage of an Apollo launch
vehicle and threw open the door.
There she was. Suddenly the cheap, sleazy motel room became a luxury
suite at the Plaza Athenee in Paris, and the sounds of Bedlam faded into
an innocuous, almost soothing background machine-muzak.
She had adopted the Veronica Lake look, pure forties-retro hairdo,
very blond and over one Cleopatra-esqe eye in a shining cascade. She was
poured into a chocolate colored silk suit with padded shoulders that clung
to her lush figure like the seamed nylons that encased those amazing legs of
hers. The brown, lizard shoulder bag and matching heels finished out the
ensemble.
We stared at one another for a long and pregnant moment and I felt
my resolve crumble like Stang's moral fiber.
"Well Gordon, aren't you going to ask me in?" she asked, raising one
chiseled, perfect eyebrow, her head tilted back slightly so she could
regard me mockingly through those amazing lashes.
"But of course, forgive me madame," I waved her in, trying not to
look at her ass as she passed me and failing. "Truth is you took me
completely by surprise. You look yummy, as always, how are you Connie?"
She entered like the queen she was and wrinkled her nose as she
sized up the room.
"This is the sleaziest place I've been in for quite a while. I knew
I could rely on Ivan, he knows what I like."
Yeah, so does every other male and female you've come in contact with,
I thought.
Connie turned towards me, tilting one hip slightly, feet in a
model's stance, pelvis thrust aggressively forward.
"So how the hell have you been Gordon? By the way thanks for
inviting me to your party!" the last bit delivered very sarcastically.
"Hell, Stang and Sphinx and Sterno were there, you'd have hated it!"
"Yeah, you're right, I'm sure it sucked. Only thing could have made
it worse would have been "Bob" making it. Talk about boring!"
She sat gracefully on the bed and then bounced on it once or twice
as if testing the springs looking at me coolly. I turned off the television
set and watched her as she rummaged in her purse for her pil box.
She took out one of her frop caps and popped it into that peach of a mouth.
Connie hasn't been able to smoke frop for a long time because it irritates
her throat, so she prefers to takie it orally--of course Connie has a
penchant for taking things orally.
I waited for her to say something but she just leaned back on the
bed, her hands braced behind her, legs crossed and one foot kicking slightly
with her shoe dangling on her toes.
"So where's "Bob"?" I said in lieu of anything witty or even
intelligent, Connie has that effect on you. Her physical presence is so
overpowering you feel like you did in the eighth grade when you were trying
(unsuccessfully usually) to strike up a conversation with that ONE girl.
Connie shrugged, a sight any male would enjoy. "Oh he's got some
stupid meeting with the Malaysian government about leases,
it will take days. That's why I'm here. She looked at me with those amazing
eyes of hers and then her delicately molded nostrils flared slightly and I
braced myself for the onslaught of this Uberfemme's pheremones. They weren't
long getting there and in the next instant two things became very
noticeable to me. One: I had a raging erection that threatened to rip the
front out of my good slacks and two: It was suddenly more important, more
imperative that I fuck Connie than breathe!
"You really are an underhanded bitch aren't you," I said as I moved
towards her, stripping off my clothes. "Whatever works big boy," she purred
as she undid her buttons.
The next few moments seemed like a fast-forward of a hard core
porno tape. Connie's magnificent form, spread out on that bed would have
taken my breath away, if I'd had any left.
She was completely naked except for her garter belt, hose and a small, soft,
wrinkled leather pouch around her neck.
"What's the little bag?" I tweaked it gently.
"Oh it's where I keep my MWOWM interface," she panted. "I was always
losing it and so Ivan gave me this, it's the tanned scrotum of some guy
name Lou something or other who royally pissed old Stang off. But enough of
this conversation," and with that the consort of my guru went down on me
like a crash diving submarine with a killer pack of destroyers bearing down
on it.
The next thing she and I were tangled in a big, erotic mess.
Connie's pheremones have the same effect on ALL males and females, except
for "Bob" of course--that's one of the many reasons why Connie fucks around
so much, that plus her insatiable appetites.
Her mouth was like a mink-lined blender and she had enough suction
power to hoover out a shuttle bus, then a couple of those implants in her
throat and mouth kicked in and the mink blender became a woolly, fully
powered electric light socket. I felt my hair stand on end as I broached
her nether regions and I knew it was going to be a long night!
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: GGG Collecting (Was: But what about Dogbert?)
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In article <4lnfus$5md@dfw-ixnews6.ix.netcom.com>, surak1@ix.netcom.com (Rob [Not-Bob]) says:
>
>In article <4ljhed$j5b@anarchy.io.com>, gggor@io.com says...
>
>>GG(Collecting for Dobbs since '80) Gordon
> ^^^^^^^^^^
>
>
> 1) Moss.
>
> 2) Dust
3) The foreskins of Air Force gaspassers.
Yo Mama
>
>
>--
>______________________________________________________________________
>Rob (Not-Bob), AKA Dr. Archvile of Doom/Heretic fame, AKA MHM 14x5 AKA
>Frater Notbobbus Indignitatus O' the Darkyoni Clench DisOrder F.A.H.T.
>surak1@ix.netcom.com ; 75032.1035@compuserve.com
>http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/surak1/frater.htm
>______________________________________________________________________
>
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Reflection
Organization: Greenehelle
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Break time is always Crystal's favorite time of the day.
We unstrap her from her wheelchair, and, before we lift her out we
take off her body brace--a two piece molded, fiberglass clamshell
that encases her from her armpits to her waist. She always smiles
when we take that off her. We pick her up easily (she's almost 14
but weighs no more than a skinny nine-year-old0 and gently put her
down on the carpet.
She'll lie there on her back for a moment or two and then
she'll start to roll. She'll roll until she comes up against something
and then she'll roll back in the opposite direction.
It may not sound like much fun to you or me, but it's Crystal's
high point for the day and she gurgles with delight as she rolls, her
usually slack features are animated and she smiles almost constantly.
When she is confined to her chair and body armor Crystal is a limp
and passive creature, scarcely able to hold her head up or co-ordinate
her eyes, but down there on the floor, rolling slowly around, that monad,
that spark of living individuality appears. You can see the child, the
entity inside clamoring to get out, to be free.
No longer a terribly physically and mentally handicapped body
confined to a wheelchair-unable to speak or even feed herself, on the
floor Crystal is now just a child at play-doing what she likes, what
makes her happy. She is totally immersed in the joy of rolling around,
a child at play.
I cannot fathom what goes on in Crystal's limited capacity for
thinking, or know what it's like to have virtually no control of your
body or its functions like her, unable to even sit upright without
an exoskeleton, but I can see that smile on her face and listen to her
contented gurgles. For the moment Crystal is happy. Crystal is doing
something for herself, she is free for a while!
GGG
a
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.john-winston,alt.slack,talk.religion.newage
Subject: Re: Thread10.txt
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In article <4lr239$fie@nadine.teleport.com>, nenslo@teleport.com (NENSLO) says:
>
>John F. Winston (johnfwin@mlode.com) wrote:
>: Dear Folks: I hereby start this thread (Thread 10). Everyone
>: please join in.
>: John Winston.
>
> This is just so typical of alt.slack. Everybody wants everybody
>else to be funny and interesting and "slackful" but they don't want to
>actually do so themselves. Mwell, Mr. Winston, if you don't like
>alt.slack the way it is, maybe you should do something about it yourself,
>and not just complain about it.
>
> Typical typical typical.
>
> N
> --
Good Gobbs you're turning into a self-righteous old fuckhead Nenslo!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: I must POOP!
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In article <mtownsend-2604960632580001@38.12.214.122>, mtownsend@interramp.com (Michael Townsend) says:
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>In article <4lnqsr$i25@nntp-1.io.com>, gggor@io.com (gg gordon) wrote:
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>->Stang,the evil PUD has my contract, I either publish through him or....
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>Or what? I thought you and Philo were the ones with the direct line to
>Dobbs, and Stang was just a shill. He's got you under CONTRACT? Man, you
>must be more of a fool than any of us thought.
>
You are the foolish one to think anyone can bypass the fucking Sacred
Scribe. The only edge I have over Stangis that I personally still own one
third of his soul, but I can't do anything to it without "Bob"'s
permission in writing. So it sits there in its little container,
grinning smugly.
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: interlude
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In article <mtownsend-2604960539410001@38.12.214.122>, mtownsend@interramp.com (Michael Townsend) says:
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>In article <4loutc$mm1@anarchy.io.com>, gggor@io.com (gg gordon) wrote:
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>->"interlude"
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>This story had a promising start, digressed to the same sort of soft
>Connieporn that Tarla bangs out, but had a cute surprise twist at the end:
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>-> "What's the little bag?" I tweaked it gently.
>-> "Oh it's where I keep my MWOWM interface," she panted. "I was always
>-> losing it and so Ivan gave me this, it's the tanned scrotum of some guy
>->name Lou something or other who royally pissed old Stang off.
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>I also liked this:
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>-> Her mouth was like a mink-lined blender
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>Now for the lightning round, who was the famous dada artist who made that
>fur-lined coffee cup thing?
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>
>
Was it Rrose Gilvray???
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
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Subject: Re: (no subject)
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In article <9604261838.AA19249@bobcat.ent.ohiou.edu>, Anand Kore
<kore@bobcat.ent.ohiou.edu> says:
Hey that's the most intelligent thing you've ever said Bubba!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
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Subject: Re: Re-search of original book finds puzzlin' evidence...
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In article <4lr9dn$of1@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu>, saint@prairienet.org (Andrew Matthews) says:
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Expressed his cofusion about Bob Black. So here goes, the Bob Black who
has pissed so many people is NOT the same Canadian ASSHOLE who claims to
be "Bob". Black was a good write and fronted the Last International
out of SF in the early days of the church. Black later damaged himself by
threats and attacks on anyone who disagreed with him. His condition
was exacerbated by alcohol and amphetamines. Since his Excommunication
(self imposed) he has done everything within his limited and waning
powers to attack the Church.
Mostly he sleeps on other people's couches until they beat him
up and throw him out in the street when he inevitably attacks them in a
fit of drunken stupidity...He was in Boston for a while but has dropped out of sight
lately.
The Asshole from Canada is merely a rich, stupid prick who thinks
he can jump on the bandwagon and rip off the church with impunity, which
he largely can...in Canada. But if that asshole ever crossed the border to
push his claims he's next week's dinner!
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
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Subject: Re: How To Do It Right
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In article <4ls10n$pqp@nadine.teleport.com>, nenslo@teleport.com (NENSLO) says:
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> I see the Japanese have got the religion business figured out
>already. Seems there's this guy who runs a statue factory, who designs
>statues for specific needs, and he's had a real success with his latest
>venture. He designed a statue of the Kannon (goddess of compassion)
>for aid against senility - it's got an old couple kneeling gratefully at
>her feet. Everybody loves it, so much so that temples have formed an
>association to run bus tours to thirty-three different temples. It's
>great, everybody makes money or gains mojo or has fun, and the old folks
>PAY TO BE DRIVEN AROUND TO LOOK AT THIRTY-THREE COPIES OF ...
> the SAME STATUE!
>
> That's why they call it a homogenous culture!
ggg
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Natural History: PLEASE HELP!
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In article <Dq9qBs.F8t@cogsci.ed.ac.uk>, petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk (Peter Hipwell) says:
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>1. Are jellyfish the largest perfectly symmetrical objects in the
>universe, or can someone think of something else bigger?
depends whether you mean living objects...stars are pretty
symmetrical, they have five points (except the one over Israel of course)>
>
>2. Why do you never hear about dinosaur puke? People study fossilized
>dinosaur dung, and I would have thought that at least *occasionally* a
>pile of fairly solid puke would survive to be fossilized. I mean, some
>of those piles must have been real big. Unless dinosaurs were
>congenitally unable to vomit? Even then, you'd think there would be
>other exudations; like dinosaur snot and dinosaur ear wax? I mean,
>I've heard of the "Ultravomitosaurus", but that's JUST A JOKE.
>
Dinosaurs, having the digestive system of cold-blooded animals
were unable to puke. (Yeah I know some were warmblooded but they
had the same old digestive system) Instead of vomiting, aided by the
extra brain/ganglion at the base of the spine and near the cloaca they
were able to force anything that disagreed with their tummies
rapidly through the intestines and expel it. That's why there are so
many coprolites and no fossilized puke.
>3. What is the largest animal or plant that exhibits
>phospholuminesence?
The largest animal I know of is the deep sea giant squid...as
far as plants go, you got me...
ggg
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
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In article <4lt1f2$ak6@castle.nando.net>, br549zen@nando.net says:
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>Marlon,
>this shouldn't have been crossposted to innocent ng's. alt.slack not
>included. alt.slack is a racket. they think they can make ng users
>politically correct or something through elctronic intimidation. and
>they are hypocrites about it. THEY ARE THE INTERNET NIGGERS. BOB is
>their crappy deity. they crosspost sacreligious crap to alt.christnet
>et.al regularly.
>
Kinda like the way you post your insipid crap about fuckin' lamer
bands to allthose other NG's. I must say if you are an example
of an Internet WHITEMAN I'm proud to be a nigger for "BOB". The problem
with addlepated fuckheads such as yourself is that you seem to think
that your twaddle is of interest to a whole lot of groups
that you crosspost to, whereas the truth is we'd prefer you just
stepped out into the middle of the interstate at three ayem and turned
yourself into instant road kill.
As "Bob" would say Pinky,
Fuck you, even if you CAN take a Joke.
GGG
From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
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Subject: Re: NOTICE: alt.slack is for wimpy nerd geek fag sissies. They used a wimpy nerd fag sissy in Customer Service (Martin Marietta or OAO) where I
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In article <4lt3h7$ak6@castle.nando.net>, br549saturn@nando.net says:
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>gggor@io.com (gg gordon) wrote:
>>In article <4l6r0o$b5s@castle.nando.net>, crowtaxi@nando.net says:
>>>
>>>y'all probably already knew this.
>>>
>>>alt.slack is a dangerous peice of shit as i know because many
>>>high-level computer professionals while knoqwledgaeable, have no real
>>>people skills and feel like oddballs and have no ethics consequently.
>>>
>>>plus they are easily intimidated cause they're wimpy.
>>>
>>>this phenomena needs to be exposed and alt.slack burned to the ground.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>> Oh who asked you, you johnny-come-lately lurker...we're doing a good job
>>of razing this ng without your wimpy input...go bother alt.sci.math!
>>
>>GGG
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>
>I DID BUT I DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY YOUR DAD RAN THE PLACE! gimme
>back...gimme back my bullets-lskynyrd
>
Sure just knock on my door any hour, announce yourself and
I will be happy to give you back your bullets. I've got a nice little
15 round H&K auto dispenser, you'll get 'em back real quick.
And that's Sterno's dad who runs alt.sci.math you dumb fuck!
GGG
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