Need rumor check: Pope says he's the last one?

From: froggy@praline.no.NeoSoft.com (Carlos May)
Newsgroups: alt.atheism.satire,alt.slack
Subject: Date: 19 Jan 1996

----crossposted for your edification by froggy@neosoft.com----

[ Article crossposted from talk.religion.misc,alt.religion.kibology,talk.rumors,
alt.stupidity,talk.bizarre,alt.mega-ego.yonderboy ]
[ Author was George Tirebiter ]
[ Posted on Wed, 17 Jan 1996 16:49:47 -0600 ]

In article <4djnij$o0u@news.indy.net>, xfrosch@indy.net (jeffrey carroll) wrote:
> Lupus Yonderboy (asuter@netcom.com) wrote:
> : I will not smoke him if he's fat.
> : I won't, I won't, I won't smoke that!
>
> STOP
> You must not hope on Pope.

I will not smoke him with organ surgin'
I will not smoke him with a virgin

I will not smoke him in his palace
I will not smoke him with a chalice

I will not smoke him in ancient Rome
I will not smoke him in a catecomb

I will not smoke him with a psalter
I will not smoke him on the altar

I will not smoke him with a solecism
I will not smoke him with a catechism

I will not smoke him with a miter
I will not smoke him if he's a biter

I will not smoke him in the portal
I will not smoke him - that sin is mortal

I will not smoke him with a heresy
I will not smoke him with a pharisee

I will not smoke this pope, you dope
I want to see him on a rope

I do not like this pope, you see
I wish to live with a mind that's free

I'll have nothing to do with papacy
Catholicsm is nothing but lunacy

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