Previously, Dennis McClain-Furmanski wrote:
: What would happen if the cats in the commercial came out of the screen and
: danced in your living room, and you didn't have any cat chow to feed them?
:
: Same thing.
Speaking of which - if cats like mice so much, how come there isn't any
mouse-flavored cat food?
NEW! FeralCat(tm) Brand Cat Food
In Four New Exciting Flavors!
* Dead Mouse
* Eviscerated Bird
* Roadkill Stew
* Squirrel Head
Coming Soon for Dogs!
* Vomit w/ Grass Chunks
* Cat Feces
* Dumpster Gack
* Testicle of Mailman
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From: ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez)
Subject: Re: But what about Dogbert?
> Speaking of which - if cats like mice so much, how come there isn't any
> mouse-flavored cat food?
>
> NEW! FeralCat(tm) Brand Cat Food
I bought some Carnivore(tm) Brand Cat Food the other week. With marketing
like that, ya gotta love it. (The cat seems to as well.)
> Coming Soon for Dogs!
>
> * Vomit w/ Grass Chunks
> * Cat Feces
> * Dumpster Gack
> * Testicle of Mailman
Just think how many taste tests will be required to get the flavor
of that last one "just right". Imagine the entire research process.
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