eraserhead@iglou.iglou.com (David Lynch) wrote:
> Peter Hipwell (petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk) wrote:
>
> : No. Schizming would, in itself be boring, repetitive and
> : unoriginal. We've already got a bunch of groups and newsgroup
> : "reclamations".
>
> The problem with newsgroup "reclamations", as I've repeatedly found out,
> is that once in a while people will clean up silly groups by rmgrouping
> them. And then propagation gets blown to hell. My site doesn't get half
> of Froggy's Usenet Salvage groups. Sorry if schizming isn't
> "avant-garde" enough for you, but I've definitely noticed at least two
> distinct "clenches" on alt.slack- people who get slack from demolishing
> white supremacists, clams, and boneheads, and people who don't want
> their slack tainted by morons.
>
> : Look at it this way: EVERY SINGLE THREAD on alt.slack
> : is, in its own peculiar way, a schism. And one day, your true
> : Yeti-thread will come along. But these things are wild. You'll
> : probably have to BAIT THE LURE.
>
> By that rationale we might as well just hang around in
> alt.fan.rush-limbaugh; after all, eventually a true Yeti-thread will
> eventually pop up there, especially if it's baited. I still think
> alt.slack.hate is a good idea, and alt.slack.bulldada would be good too
> if the rabid crossposts could be directed there.
>
Wow. This is an intriguing idea.
alt.slack.hate
alt.slack.slack
alt.slack.kook-hate
alt.slack.kook-love
alt.slack.gossip
alt.slack.orthodox
alt.slack.reformed
alt.slack.binaries.multimedia.connie
alt.slack.bats.antidote-pudding
alt.slack.pils-ERS
alt.slack.rec.music.drs4bob-theory
alt.slack.bobsightings-uk-leeds
etc....
eventually it would spread so thin that it would diffuse into a fine mist
and evaporate back into the aether from whence it came -- and we would be
FREE.
Stang
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From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)
Alas, life is never as we wish. Instead, we get:
alt.slack
alt.binaries.slack
alt.slack.eraserhead.
alt.sex-hello-kitty
alt.bogus.group
and of course the loosely associated alt.fan.zoogz-rift.
And that's just so far.
: eventually it would spread so thin that it would diffuse into a fine mist
: and evaporate back into the aether from whence it came -- and we would :be FREE.
heh. Dream on. NHGH got you to buy that new compooter, you think you're
gonna escape that easy? Turn on the TV (that's the compooter with a
keyboard, remember?) and find a nature show with time lapse movies of
mycelium growing (that's mushrooms). Them little fibers creep into every
little crack and just fill everything up. THAT is what the net is doing.
Soon you'll be doing "radio shows" live online, with audio, video and text
mixed. 24 hours a day. You'll know you're forever in the clutches of the net
when you decide the open air broadcast is TOO SLOW and TOO SMALL A
BANDWIDTH.
Why do you think I wore the Second Hat of Banishment at Cleveland?
The antennae weren't just a gimmick.
I was wearing A CELLULAR MODEM AND AN RS-232 HAT BAND.
Soon, there won't be any reason to leave the virtual for the "real".
MWOWM doesn't NEED your brain, but it WANTS it none the less.
Give in, Stang. We've used up Bill Gates. We need a new father figure.
All he ever wanted to conquer was the world. You don't think that small.
--
dynasor@infi.net The Doctor is on.
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From: pkitty@netcom.com (Pee Kitty)
Zachie and Lisanne (rlgarland@why.net) wrote:
: alt.slack.happiness-and-light
: alt.slack.pinko.hate
: alt.slack.pinko.love
: alt.slack.pinko.burn-in-hell
: alt.slack.pinko.burn-in-Cleveland
: alt.slack.pinko.not.so.bad.once.you.get-to-know-them
: alt.slack.pinko.not.so.bad.once.you.baste-them-with-soysauce
: alt.slack.censorship.permitted
: alt.slack.censorship.censored
: alt.slack.zoogs-rift
: (ALL ZOOGZ! 24 HOURS A DAY! EVERY DAY ALL THE TIME!)
: alt.slack.gbrogfraan
: alt.slack.hour-of-slack.mindless.praise
: alt.slack.hour-of-slack.mindless.insults
: alt.slack.hour-of-slack.fake-your-death
: alt.slack.hour-of-slack.fake-Legumes-death
: alt.slack.kill.me
: alt.slack.kill.bob
: alt.slack.kill.patsajak
alt.slack.hate.pinks
alt.slack.hate.bobbies
alt.slack.hate.yetinsyny
alt.slack.hate.bob
alt.slack.hate.alt.slack
alt.slack.hate.everyone
alt.slack.hate.everything
alt.slack.hate.hate
alt.slack.hate.haters
alt.slack.hate.legume
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From: petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk (Peter Hipwell)
eraserhead@iglou.iglou.com (David Lynch) writes:
>alt.slack.why.the.fuck.am.I.adding.to.this.cascade
DO NOT, under any circumstances, look at
alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.verb. I'm not kidding. It's almost as bad
as alt.cuddle.
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