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HOW TO USE A CONDOM COMO USAR UN CONDON
Place a new condom on the penis Coloque un condon nuevo en el pene
each time, prior to any foreplay, cada vez, antes de cualquier excita-
genital contact or penatration to cion sexual, contacto genital o
avoid contact with any body fluid penetracion para evitar contacto con
that pay contain STD organisms. cualquier fluido del cuerpo que pueda
Put the condom on after the pe- contener oganismos de enfermedades
nis is erect and prior to vaginal transmitidas sexualmente (ETS).
contact, because lesions, pre- Pongase el condion despues que el
ejaculate secretions, semen, pene este erecto y antes de tener con-
vaginal secretions and urine can tacto con la vagina porque lesiones,
contain STD organisms. secreciones de la pre-eyaculacion,
Slowly unroll all the way to semen, secreciones vaginales y orina
the base. Leave an empty space at pueden tener organismos de enfermedades
the end of the condom to collect transmitidas sexualmente (ETS).
the semen. Remove any air remain- Desenrollelo lentamente hasta la base
ing in the tip of the condom by del pene dejando unespacio vacio en la
gently pressing the air toward the punta del...mismo, presionandolo suave-
base of the penis. mente hacia la base del pene.
If a lubricant is desired, use Si un lubricante es deseado, use lubri-
water-based lubricants. DO NOT use cantes a base de agua. No use lubricantes
oil-based lubricants such as those a base de aceites tales como aquellos
made with petroleum jelly, mineral hechos de gelatina de petroleo, aceite
oil, or cold cream, as these may mineral, aceite vegetal, o crema de frio,
damage the condom. ya que estos pueden danar el condon.
After ejaculation, carefully Despues de eyacular, cuidadosamente
withdraw the penis from the vagina saque el pene de la vagina, tal que quede
while it is still erect. Hold onto erecto. Agarre sobre el borde del condon
the rim of the condom as you with- cuando lo saque de manera que el mismo no
draw so that the condom does not se resbale o derramar semen. En ese mom-
slip off or spill semen. At this ento mantenga el pene alejado del cuerpo
time keep the penis away from the de la mujer.
woman's body.
IMPORTANT: DO NOT REUSE CONDOMS. IMPORTANTE: NO REUSE LOS CONDONES.
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