Shroud of BING?

By NENSLO (nenslo@teleport.com)
Date: 1 May 1996

[ Article crossposted from alt.misc.forteana ]
[ Author was Charles Eicher ]
[ Posted on Sat, 27 Apr 1996 21:33:10 -0500 ]

I remember seeing an article in a photography magazine on the
shroud (of Turin), it must have been about 20 years ago, when the shroud
was being subjected to a new set of tests. The author made a set of
chemicals simulating the balm put on corpses in that biblical time. He had
an ashtray with a bas-relief of Bing Crosby on the bottom, he applied the
balm to the ashtray, then put a linen cloth in close contact with the
'face' on the bottom of the ashtray. After a few days, the Shroud of Bing
appeared. He put it through image analysis, and it had all the unusual
properties that the shroud had..

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Charles Eicher
ceicher@inav.net
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From: mtownsend@earthlink.net (Michael Townsend)
Subject: Re: Shroud of BING?

->chemicals simulating the balm put on corpses in that biblical time. He had
->an ashtray with a bas-relief of Bing Crosby on the bottom, he applied the
->balm to the ashtray, then put a linen cloth in close contact with the
->'face' on the bottom of the ashtray. After a few days, the Shroud of Bing
->appeared. He put it through image analysis, and it had all the unusual
->properties that the shroud had..

And now hundreds of people throughout the world are secretly searching for
this elusive artifact. Who owns it? Where is it hidden? Can it be used
as a tea towel to wipe up those sticky spills after "mixing up the Minute
Maid?"

This thing is EASILY as important as the dumb Bleeding Head of Arnold Palmer.

-Dad

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mtownsend@earthlink.net http://www.rlabs.com/dad/
tapexchange (send one, get one): PO Box 4722, Portland ME 04112 USA

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From: Jim Vandewalker <jimvan@gate.net>
Subject: Re: Shroud of BING?

nenslo@teleport.com (NENSLO) wrote:
>[ Article crossposted from alt.misc.forteana ]
>[ Author was Charles Eicher ]
>[ Posted on Sat, 27 Apr 1996 21:33:10 -0500 ]
>
> I remember seeing an article in a photography magazine on the
>shroud (of Turin)....

<snippage>

There's a whole book out (that I leafed through at Barnes & Noble) the
thesis of which is that the Shroud of Turin was an experiment in
photography by Leonardo da Vinci.

Jim the Dubious

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From: gggor@io.com (gg gordon)
Subject: Re: Shroud of BING?

>This thing is EASILY as important as the dumb Bleeding Head of Arnold Palmer.

FYI poppa-san, the bleeding head of the world cup golfer
is anything but dumb. It grunts, wheezes, gasps, groans, howls and cheers.
Occasionally it lets loose with a random invective. Contant Sternodox
for TRUE and ACTUAL recordings of the head before during and after
Launching, it's a nearole opener, as that other famous Pere might
say!
GGG

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