WAR PART 3from alt.slack |
(Don't miss the incredible WAR ART PART 3 including UNCLE SAM SERIES #2!!)
GOD DAMN IT!! THE FUCK!!
Intro Rant and illo by Rev. Ivan Stang
Somebody just told me to "hurry up and update SubSITE so everyone can see my great rant." Okay, Bub, I'll put that horde of highly paid free volunteers and HTML helpers right to work.
But that's not why I'm MAD!!
A few brave soldier motherfuckers in the military have the BALLS to go to Afghanistan to fight terrorists. A few brave protestor motherfuckers have the BALLS to QUESTION, right out in PUBLIC, this popular war.
(There are probably lots of other motherfuckers who are also brave, but they aren't being called upon to do anything particularly ballsy right now, so I'm not addressing them.)
But then there's a literal SHITLOAD of CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS who sit on their ASSES, talking and talking about just WHO should get their ASSES KICKED... and how "we," as these chickenshits refer to the brave motherfuckers, are gonna do it..
One of the MAIN THINGS those brave soldiers are fighting to protect is the right of those BRAVE PROTESTORS to stand in front of those jeering crowds of LYNCH MOB CHICKENSHITS, questioning authority.
Speaking personally, not as Sacred Scribe of the Church (which itself doesn't recognize human governments), I am TOTALLY IN SUPPORT of those brave soldiers in their efforts to KILL or bring to "justice" those who have killed my countrymen. AND, as as much I personally disagree with their unrealistic ideals, I TOTALLY support the protestors who QUESTION our government and media.
But I am not a pacifist, and I am serving warning now:
I will KILL any loudmouth macho armchair-general chickenshit motherfucker who tries to shut down my pacifist friends' war protests.
Remember, the Conspiracy gets you to think that PART of the Conspiracy is your GOOD BUDDY, just because some OTHER part is more actively and obviously trying to kill you. When I hear loud mouth chickenshit motherfuckers go on and on about how we should "punch a protestor for Peace" and how we should "nuke 'em all, let "Bob" sort 'em out", it always seems to be coming from jackasses who wouldn't have been allowed in the military even if they had WANTED to serve.
DEATH TO HATE. THEN: KILL DEATH, and finally FUCK SEX! Then there will be Peace on Earth. Once WE GET OFF.
Now that that's out of the way, here is everything about the war from alt.slack since last collection.
Don't miss the incredible WAR ART PART 3 including UNCLE SAM SERIES #2!!
ATTACK ON AMERICA FORETOLD IN SUBG INWO GAME CARDS!
WAR STORY by Rev. Troutwaxer
FW: A message to my countrymen
Not In the News News
Re: compiled link list of alternative media sources
Tragedy and Time Control
we interrupt this newsgroup for another public service announcement
Scary Quote of the Day
"democracy" rant by id
General Patton Speech reprint: 'Jesus Christ, it's the Goddamned Third Army again and that son-of-a-fucking-bitch Patton.'
More Bad News
My ASSHOLE is harboring Osama bin Laden
co-opting tragedy
Dear Subg Imam/Mullah - what's your Fatwah?
details
Only Connie can stop the Taliban
Bad
Mr. Snuggles on alt.binaries.pro-wrestling
Fwd: Open Letter to Osama bin Laden (Semi-Humorous)
Great Satan?
Re: Heinous Outcome of Military Strikes
I laughed so hard I shit my pants
i like to watch
Lyrics of "I LIKE TO WATCH"
Important War News
jesus fucking h christ
Jihad in my pants
Monkeys doing drugs, attending economics lecture, studying religion
Nukes in Afghanistan
Alternate Operation Names
AOL attacked by terrorists?
Nationwide Crackdown on Right-Wing Militias
Subject: Osama's Medical Diagnosis
reprint: Propaganda Overload
National Enquirer Contaminated with Anthrax!
Re: To The Elite of ALT.SLACK
THIS is getting back to normal?!?
This War Shit Is Freaking Me Out
Re: This War Shit Is Freaking Me Out
Westphalian politics
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