Subject: Dear Subg Imam/Mullah - what's your Fatwah?

From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>

I am a decadent westerner who is trying to break out of his infidel ways
and learn to embrace Islam. I have been all over the net reading many
fatwahs about things like not praying with holes in your socks. I think
I am getting the hang of it all. I am in the process of deleting all
the pictures on my hard drive, for example, especially the Poser ones.
Because on judgement day, I do not want to have to breath life into the
pictures of the soulless models!

But it occurred to me while making my breakfast, that I am lax in my
skills at determining that which is pleasant to the Lord. My specific
question is, does the Lord find it pleasing that pancake syrup is
dispensed in squat little containers that can be warmed in the
microwave?

I obediently await your fatwah...

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