Subject: Re: National Enquirer Contaminated with Anthrax!

From: Joel Rubin <jmrubin@ix.netcom.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Oct 9, 2001 2:24 PM
Message-ID: <rpf6stovfui9dn26fjnv3s064ol900ikc4@4ax.com>

On Tue, 09 Oct 2001 17:55:23 GMT, "Alliekatt"
<alleykatzen@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
><König Prüß>; "GfbAEV" <saurkraut@weinerschnitzel.com> wrote in message
>news:Qttw7.914$Qa.674893@nntp3.onemain.com...
>> National Enquirer Contaminated with Anthrax!
>> It couldn't happen to a finer group of people.
>>
>> Byte me, Gary Owen!
>>
>>
>
>That's the Sun, not the National Enquirer. The Sun is based in Florida.
>
>And it's one step closer to the Weekly World News than the National
>Enquirer; we must be vigilant in protecting bastions of sacred bulldada like
>the WWN! If it weren't for Batboy, the world would be a much Pinker place.
>
http://www.nytimes.com/2001/10/09/national/09FLOR.html

The controlling shareholder of American Media, which also publishes
The National Enquirer, is Evercore Capital Partners, which is led by
Roger C. Altman, a deputy treasury secretary in the Clinton
administration.

whois -h whois.networksolutions.com weeklyworldnews.com

Registrant:
AMERICAN MEDIA (WEEKLY WORLD NEWS (WEEKLYWORLDNEWS-DOM)
5401 NW Broken Sound Blvd,
Delray IT
Boca Raton, FL 33487
US

Domain Name: WEEKLYWORLDNEWS.COM

And now that we know that anthrax has hit the National Enquirer and
the Weekly World News, we must come up with an appropriate
explanation.

Good grey bureaucrats are telling us that this is just a natural
occurrance. The more security minded are looking for Ay-Rab
terrorists.

But we know that the only beings in the entire known universe evil
enough to pull off this stunt are the:

Vogon Privacy Liberation Front

who have been fighting to get those damned WWN photographers off their
backs for eons!!!

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Original file name: Re- National Enquirer Contamina - converted on Wednesday, 10 October 2001, 17:00