Subject: Re: Heinous Outcome of Military Strikes

From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Oct 8, 2001 12:14 AM
Message-ID: <Hulkturds-0710012214460001@208-135-242-174.dial-up.ipa.net>

In article <3BC0CED3.1CA6@succeeds.com>, like.excess@sex.org wrote:
> iDRMRSR wrote:
> >
> > ...they cancelled the Emmy's! Now them towelheads
> > have invaded my TV life! This is going entirely too
> > far. We never made them cancel any of THEIR award
> > shows. Ohhh...there goes my resolve, stiffening up
> > again.

The Emmys give you a stiffy? Geez, you get the "Biggest Pervert On
alt.slack" Award fer sure.

> "Hen-ious?"
> > "No."
> > "Hay-neous?"
> > "No, that's not right."
> > "Hiney-ous?"
> > "No!"

What is "rhymes with anus?"

> "A woman's shrill, piercing scream. Her hair in
> absolute disarray. She growls and bares her teeth
> animal-like. Tensing her fingers so her hands look
> more like claws, she pounces forward with an
> earsplitting war cry as she grabs at her opponent's
> nipples and gives them a mighty twist."

Legume then began to reconsider his refusal to service her.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Welcome to the Mach 8 merry-go-round

"Books won't stay banned.
They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail."
- Alfred Whitney Griswold, educator

Isn't it strange how little we change
Isn't it sad we're insane
Playing the game that we know ends in tears
the game we've been playing for thousands
and thousands and thousands...
Point me at the sky and let it fly
- Pink Floyd

"Okay, move along, boys, that belly
isn't gonna get any pinker."
- Bart Simpson

Back to document index

Original file name: Heinous Outcome of Militar... - converted on Wednesday, 10 October 2001, 17:00