LETTERS to the Churches


For several hundred years, since the invention of alt.slack in 1528, countless thousands have tossed shells at us from The Peanut Gallery. This is the condensed, highly purified extraction of those tossed shells.

This section also contains such poignant comments as just didn't fit into any of the other categories. At least, they didn't seem to fit, during the late-night alt.slack-saving sessions during which they were captured off the AETHERS.



"Bob" is my crankshaft
"Slackers" v. "DoNothings"
'frop research
25 new posts from Stang?
a SEXHURT experience
Acts of "Bob"
Advertising.
ASK JESUS TO BE YOUR
Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide a Muslim Plot
Bible Belt
Big Bang (was Re: Do any scientists believe in God?)
bob in bragg! update...
bouncing
Calling Rev. Stang
Church Predictions Proved Again!
Compromise: School Prayer (SubG ARCHITECTURE)
Conversion Rant
cooker of the FUTURE....
Copyright A. Testa, 1995
Cosmic Conspiracy
Cut me some slack.
Demographics of the SubGenius
False Stangs, AOL, and alt.slack
Fool your friends, Melt your enemies.
Gay Recruitment: One SubGenius' memories
Has IRC #slack fallen to the Enemy?
Has that TEENAGE FAD started yet?
HEADLINES mag
hidden messages about "Bob" in movies
How do I join the Church of the Subgenius
huh?
I AM A PROPHET
I love BOB
I'M WATCHING YOU
If Jesus ain't God, then what is he?
IS THIS GROUP SOME KIND OF JOKE?
Is this Slack?
Ivan Stang is really Kibo.
Life
LIFE GOOD?
LONGEST THREAD EVER
Looking for SubG in Southern Cal!
melted eye/I
Message to Rev.Stang
Mo` popular than Jesus
NENSLO POISONED?-------------------
no title
Normality as Slack
Now On The Net
Nubile Virgin Flesh
NW SubGyetimen?
Ode to Jeffrey Dahmer
Pgh slackers?
PHILO? IS DAT YOU, BOY??
Pied A Terre - New York City
Pope's SubGenius comment.
Rant
RANT-O-MATIC v.1.0 BETA
Re: Bleepo's first entry
Recommended Reading
Rules to obey (Was - Re: Ode to Jeffrey Dahmer)
Sig/quote of the week
Slack Stats for March
Slack thought for the day
Somebody explain this to me.
songs about maturation
Spiders With Human Heads
SURVEY: Religion on the Internet
The bullet
The Church of the Fist Size White Hot Ball of Fun
too solid to understand
Uma Thurman's Ears
virus wanted
We have "Bob" boxers, why not "Connie" clothes?
What the HELL?
WHERE IS DOBBSTOWN?
Where's "Bob"?
Where's Ivan?
Whiney Whiney (Man You Know What Really Drives Me Crazy?)
whining about stuff
Witnessin' for the faith
[A Signature]


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