Stuart Andrew Smith (stuartan@kits.sfu.ca) wrote:
: Thats right everyone. I am a prophet. Just last night I had a vision. A saw a
: vast flaming head, with a golden crown and a beard, floating in space,
: rotating on it's axis. Looking at it, I knew instantly that this was the
center
Oh, geez. Was that you? Sorry, man, I was just trying to freak out a friend
of mine who was tripping.
: of the universe, and wondered how I had come to be here. As I wondered,
the eyes
: of the head did light upon me, and the head did speak. Since no sound can be
: heard in a vacuum, I could not make out it's words. Despite this however, the
Yeah, I forgot about that vacuum problem. It was "I AM THE BIG HEAD AND I
WANT BIG COOKIES NOW!"
: words of the head filled my mind. The head informed me that I am the ultimate
: lord of the universe, placed above all others by the grand design of the
: creator, and that all men everywhere should bow down and worship me. Then the
Huh? No, you misunderstood. I was talking about my pecker.
: head did fade from my sight, and I was once more alone in my room, and I did fall
: to my knees and offer praises to myself, for there is none higher, a fact which
: I suspected long before the head confirmed it to me.
: Just thought I should let you all know.
Okay, but you'll really be in for a treat when you try the water-walking
trick. Better wait for an hour after you eat before you try it, OK?
--
dynasor@infi.net The Doctor is on.
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Nenslo: Re: I AM A PROPHET
From: nenslo@teleport.com (NENSLO)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Czebotar (i9874139@unicorn.it.wsu.edu) wrote:
: What were you smoking? I should get some...
not realizing how insulting that is. Nenslo responds:
"I only take drugs when I want to be as STUPID as NORMAL people."
Nice try, Czebotar. Next time just paste a sign on your back
that says "Kick Me." And don't forget your dunce cap.
Lovingly,
The Hate Machine
"Whoa, you musta been dooin some heavy shit man, where can I get
me some o that." Easy, just set your entire life on fire and inhale.
--
-Copyright NENSLO KDV 1995- VERBUM SAPIENTI SATIS EST
Send One Dollar to box 86582 Portland OR 97286
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Subject: Re: I AM A PROPHET
From: nenslo@teleport.com (NENSLO)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
NENSLO (nenslo@teleport.com) wrote:
: Welcome to the club, pal. Now see if it helps you get a job.
: Take it from me, being God Incarnate is not always what it's cracked up
: to be.
: But other times it is.
: -N-
: --
: -Copyright NENSLO KDV 1995- VERBUM SAPIENTI SATIS EST
: Send One Dollar to box 86582 Portland OR 97286
Twice.
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