Trail <gkogut@ucsd.edu> writes:
>No posts in days.
>
>A. My server doesn't like me anymore.
>B. Everyone but me has made peace with the world, and is insanely happy.
>C. Everyone but me made plans to simultaneously commit suicide in an act of
>solidarity. If so, why wasn't I invited?
>D. Laziness.
>
>Greg
Greetings Greg,
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Zoogz Rift, and I am known in
some circles as The Liquid Moamo. I am a rock and roll recording artist,
and I also work in the pro wrestling business as a wrestling manager.
I would like to tell you that I HATE THIS STUPID WORLD, AND ALL THE
HAPPY, SMILING CRETINS WALKING THE EARTH LIKE SCHMOES! These mutant
"things" called HUMAN BEINGS are the most GROTESQUE DUMBBELL MONSTERS
that have ever SOILED the UNIVERSE! I find it to be an EMBARRASSMENT
and a DISGRACE to even be ASSOCIATED with people, and I honestly feel
that this world would be a HELL OF A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE, if there were
just NO PEOPLE ON IT!!! To quote a great wrestler from a decade ago,
"Ever since I got here, I have been in TORMENT--my eyes, I try to keep
them CLOSED ALL THE TIME! I don't like NOTHING here about this STINKING
PLACE--The people SMELL--the women are UGLY--the men are PUNKS--walking
down the street--FREAKS!!!" --Dr.D David Shultz
I thank you for your time.
--Rev.Moamosan
"THERE IS NO RIFT!" --Johnnie Cochran, attorney for O.J.Simpson
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