We have "Bob" boxers, why not "Connie" clothes?

By Samuel Lightcap <lightcap@eden.rutgers.edu>

A Yetish friend pointed out to me that while we can get boxers with "Bob"
there is no direct female equivalent featuring "Connie". Now, my replies
were:

a) take off your clothes, woman!
b) does she wear them long enough to make a difference?
c) someone should MARKET THIS FOR "Bob"!

The Bobbies would buy it. Sure! "Connie"'s Secret! "Connie"'s of
Hollywood! "Connie" bustiers with weird little "things" attached!
Snarf!

Now me, just send me $30 for the idea OR KILL ME.
Sam, Prophet of the Blue Moo

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