Normality as Slack

I have decided that in order to further my quest for slack, I shall
become normal. I will
1) Get a job at a bank
2) Wear a tie
3) Shop at malls
4) Eat with utensils
5) Listen to widely-approved music
6) Especially Yanni
7) Stop playing Magic
8) Read "The Bridges of Madison County"
9) Watch "Melrose Place", and talk about it with my coworkers

I figure that since I have spent the majority of my life pursuing slack
to its utmost, in order to have MORE SLACK I'll have to become NORMAL.
This is but a temporary evolution, so worry not, fair Sub-Genii.

Adieu,

The Right Honorable Scatological Warfare
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