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24X-DAY
JULY 2 - 5, "2021" Florida AND Ohio |
This is THE SubGenius World Destruction Event and Annual Migration to our spawning grounds!
ARISE, MUTANTS!
X-Day will be VERY different this year!
1) It won't just be a Drill this time
2) The live in-person event has grown to TWO sites: our usual Ohio campground, Wisteria, but also a NEW (to us) resort campground in Florida!
3) It will also be streamed live, which is how it happened last year with great success.
Yankees and others who treasure hanging out with old friends at Wisteria (and are too far from Florida) can do so just like in the old days! Those who want to try the Florida one, SIGN UP QUICK because only 50 can attend and 25 have already signed up. (Also, the Florida one is a bit more expensive.)
Those who will await the Saucers at home can attend virtually just like last year. Up to fifty people attended that and it was a lot of fun. The Florida event will be live-streamed separately. The Wisteria one might be streamed, IF the wifi and phone service improves in that locale.
The Florida event is at Land of ID, a clothing-optional campground in Land of Lakes, Florida, and is being organized by the folks at Hypercube: https://hypercubego.com/XDAY2021/
ALL of the Florida X-Day details are there.
Rev. Ivan Stang will be at the Florida one only (and possibly Dr. Philo Drummond and Dr. Hal likewise). Also expected there: Hypercube Labs, TTN, Danny Feedback, Trotskys Watercooler, Rubix Pube, SubG Kids, Negative at Night, Anna Barnes, Wyld Bill, Supershere Media Empire, Elvis Martini, Lord Ferg and peas. Virtual Acts will include Alcheministry Labs, The RATHOLE, Bill T Miller
FREE YouTube Livestream July 4th-5th at live.packslack.com
ALSO: Official X-Day Facebook Page
WISTERIA, OHIO DETAILS: KEEP SCROLLING!
So, far, no one has stepped forward to organize the Wisteria gathering, but then, this is the first time we've mentioned it. Basically all of the Ohio event info (so far) is the same as in previous years. The decorations and the huge pulpit are already at Wisteria, locked up since 2019 with the Starwood Festival stuff. However, Stang won't be there to set up his ancient sound system or anything else. We're hoping some other X-Day old-timer can step up.
(At 67, Rev. Stang can still travel, and run his mouth, and run a holy mail order business, but after 26 X-Day Drills and countless devivals, he can no longer TOTE, or drive long distances.)
*Yes, we know that Hypercube is calling this the 25th Annual Drill. We don't know why. Maybe it has something remotely to do with the way Dr. Faux's name is actually pronounced NOTHING LIKE IT IS SPELLED.
If SubGeniuses were Normals, X-Day Drills and such would be held in Holiday Inn conference rooms. Like the gamers do. Like the sci-fi fans and the comics fans do. Like the Scientologists, Mary Kay sales people and the Grace Glory Baptists do.
But we are SubGeniuses, and X-Day is not a convention. IT IS AN ADVENTURE. A SURVIVAL TEST!!
It might be brutal at times. CORRECTION: it WILL be brutal at times.
But those times are exactly what make for the CONTRAST. They make the heights ever so much HIGHER. And, sometimes, when two SubGeniuses get stuck under a borrowed tarp in a rainstorm, and fall in love, and get married, and have kids, and get a divorce, THEY STILL COME BACK TO X-DAY.
Sure. You might meet your True Yeti Mate or have your peak experience at a comics con in a motel. But it will not be an ADVENTURE. It will not be THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE OF MAN AGAINST NATURE, AGAINST THE VERY ELEMENTS, AGAINST, YES, GOD ITSELF!! JEHOVAH ONE! ARE WE TRULY BUT SPACE PUPPETS?!? NAY, "BOB" SAYS, NAY!!!
SEE THE 22X-DAY PHOTO GALLERY
SEE THE VIDEOS! 22 X-DAY PART ONE and 22X-DAY PART TWO
MAIN WISTERIA INSTRUCTIONS/FAQ
VETERAN ADVICE FOR NOOBCAKES for X-Day
X-Do's and X-Don'ts by Dr. Onan Canobite
19X-DAY 2016 DOCUMENTARY VIDEO
X-DAY GAME DEMO from HYPERCUBE! Download for PC!
Bizarre Dobbshead Meditation Screen by Rev. Andreux to KILL YOUR CONSCIOUS MIND!
"PADDLEBOB" Game by Rev. Sinphaltimus ExMortis!
art at top: Dr. Sinsomniac; above right: Dr. Hal Robins
WHERE??!? WISTERIA Event Campground and Nature Retreat, 39617 State Route 684, Pomeroy, Ohio, USA(20 min. from Athens, Ohio and Ravenswood, West Virginia)
HOW MUCH??? Only $35. The cost is not very brutal. $35 for the whole week -- for ordained SubGenius Ministers. If you aren't ordained yet, you'll have to spend another $35 to become ordained. A CHEAP PRICE for SALVATION, if you think about it. A cheap price for ANY weekend-long, totally spectacular and weird campout -freakout-musical/religious event. PRE-REGISTER HERE! -- or register at the event (after 1 pm each day).
NOTE: CAMPING is another $15 per person, paid to Wisteria, and unfortunately that goes for everybody; we can't pay your camping fees. There are motels nearby, in Athens, Pomeroy, Ravenswood WV, and Carpenter.
CLICK HERE FOR DR. HAL's MAP OF MONSTERS YOU MIGHT SEE IN EACH STATE YOU DRIVE THROUGH
X-Day Souvenir Propaganda Garments and Other Products
Wonderful souvenirs to cherish! -- Touching reminders of the last days of your life on planet Earth and your liberation by Dobbs. Shirts, hoodies, kids' clothes, mugs, steins, Liquid Frop Bottles, all emblazoned with the new X-Day art by Dr. Legume and/or this year's antique bug porn "squirrel shots.".
For the careless and CARLESS: HOW TO GET THERE
Greyhound will bring you right to Athens, Ohio, which is a mere spitting distance from Wisteria, and we might be able to get a friendly Yeti to give you a ride in. For air travelers, Wisteria recommends the Port Columbus International Airport, and again, we might have Friendly Yeti Volunteers making runs back and forth if you arrange it with Stang. Train service in the area isn't as nice, however. You should also ask around on the 22X-Day Facebook Page, our various SubGenius Internet forums, and the chat room.
WHAT IS X-DAY? Read the SubGenius Pamphlet #1
and see the extensive illustrated reports and videos on the previous X-Day Drills below
WE DON'T KNOW YET
DONATE to help bring DR. HAL to X-Day so it doesn't all come out of Stang's pockets, which actually have a bottom:
"Nothing exceeds like Xs!" - The late Rev. Just John
It's time to KISS ALL CALENDARS GOODBYE!
There MAY be:
Full Immersion Mass Bobtism! in Ol' Sequaw's Watery Lair
SubGenius Themeless Costume Ball / Beer Tasting / Party!
SPOUTING! with spewing
THE BADFILM GRINDHOUSE -- nonstop bulldada movies and shorts for 6 days, presented by My Inner Spoiled Child
THE BULLDADA AUCTION! Bring weird stuff to be sold!
MASS SHORT DURATION MARRIAGE
and maybe a real marriage or two
FIND the PHILO
LOUDEST YETI CONTEST
MASS EATING! Scrapple Toss, Pancake Orgy, 'Frop Beating, Time Killing!
THE BOBBIE AWARDS! SIDESHOW MARVELS!
TUBS AND TUBS OF PURPLE KOOL-AID!
TROLL SHOOT!
All SubGenius Concepts that are Banned Elsewhere!
SPONTANEOUS DOKTORBAND COMBUSTION!
TRAINED PRAIRIE SQUID GIGGIN'-PARTIES!
(Free Debeaking Tools to first 5 giggees)
THAT ONE GUY WILL PUKE AND PASS OUT IN THE ROAD AGAIN!
SPORTS FIGURE BODY PART LAUNCHING!
NUDE CHAINSAW JUGGLING!
'FROP ENHANCEMENT WORKSHOPS!
ACUBEATING!
PSYCHIC SURGERY!
HUMANFIGHTS!
LIVE FREAKS OF NATURE and ACID CASUALTIES!
FACE FUCKING BAT SPERM ANTIDOTE PUDDING COOK-OFF!
BOBBIE ROPING!
PRIVATE ADULT SEXHURT SEMINARS!
BONOBO CHIMP GOBBLIN' CONTESTS!
SELF-MUTILATING PREACHERS!
ODDLY NORMAL-SEEMING PEOPLE!
SEX GODDESSES, ELDER GODS, and XISTS!!!
IMAGINE -- the SHEER POWER TO BE BULLIED BY FAMOUS SUBGENIUS ZEN MASTERS FOR THE LAST TIME!! 