 X-DAY XIVJUNE 29 - JULY 5, 2011, Wisteria Event Campground, about 20 minutes from Athens, Ohio |
The 14X-Day Photo/Gossip/Recordings Stash
PREACHERS/PERFORMERS/EVENT-MAKERS/CHEFS:
This is THE SubGenius World Destruction Event and Annual Migration to our spawning grounds! ARISE, MUTANTS! After 15 years of holding X-Day Drills at one place, we have moved to a new venue, Wisteria. The old place changed; the new place is more like the old place used to be. As always, our annual main SubGenius event is held in the middle of nowhere, is hard to get to without a car, and requires camping or else staying at a motel miles away. (Well, to be honest there's a Super 8, WalMart and Kroger about 15 minutes away.) Hey, if SubGeniuses were Normals, X-Day Drills and such would be held in motel conference rooms. Like the gamers. Like the sci-fi fans and the comics fans. Like the Scientologists, Mary Kay sales people and the Grace Glory Baptists. Like the BOBBIES. But we are SubGeniuses, and X-Day is not a convention. IT IS AN ADVENTURE. It might be brutal at times. CORRECTION: it WILL be brutal at times. But those times are exactly what make the CONTRAST. They make the heights ever so much HIGHER. And, sometimes, two SubGeniuses get stuck under a borrowed tarp in a rainstorm, and fall in love, and get married, and have kids, and get a divorce. BUT THEY STILL COME BACK TO X-DAY. Sure. You might meet your True Yeti Mate or have your peak experience at a comics con in a motel. But it will not be an ADVENTURE. It will not be THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE OF MAN AGAINST NATURE, AGAINST THE VERY ELEMENTS, AGAINST, YES, GOD ITSELF!! JEHOVAH ONE! ARE WE TRULY BUT SPACE PUPPETS?!? NAY, "BOB" SAYS, NAY!!! HOW MUCH??? Only $30. The cost is not very brutal. $30 for the whole week -- for ordained SubGenius Ministers. If you aren't ordained yet, you'll have to spend another $30 to become ordained. A CHEAP PRICE for SALVATION, if you think about it. Also a cheap price for ANY weekend-long, totally spectacular and weird campout -freakout-musical/religious event. You can register at the event (after 1 pm each day). All art this page: Dr. K'taden Legume except "Get Excited," by Rev. Bruce Perry 14 X-Day Souvenir Propaganda Garments and Other Products For the careless and CARLESS: HOW TO GET THERE Until June 26 YOU CAN CALL OUR TOLL-FREE NUMBER IF YOU HAVE SECURITY QUESTIONS: or (even better) the FACEBOOK X-DAY 14 PAGE WHAT IS X-DAY? Read the SubGenius Pamphlet #1 FUNNIEST SUBGENIUS INSIDE-JOKE X-DAY VIDEO EVER MADE,
* Dr. Hal * Dr. K'taden Legume * Priestess Pisces * Rev. Susie the Floozie * Rev. Ivan Stang * Papa Joe Mama * Dr. Philo Drummond (?) * Puzzling Evidence (?) * DJ Shaver * Dr. Nickie Deathchick Wild * Princess Wei "R." Doe * Doktor Dark * Pater Nostril * Rev. Chris Lee/QUIJIBO Gang * Rev. Jannus Blackseed * Ministry of Slack * Pope Jimbo de Limbo * Popess Pantiara Evockavitch * Taphouse Gang * Rev. Feit C Taj * and a slackload of others whose real names might mean little here YET, but no doubt will strike fear in the hearts of millions by July 6. If there is one. BANDS: ZERO DEFEX aka 0DFX * THE EVOLUTION CONTROL COMMITTEE * FAT FREE * PHAT MAN DEE * THE DUKE OF UKE * MUNKY HYV * DJ 2B * ANDREW THE IMPALED * TOMMY AMOEBA * BORON NUZZLE * EATING WIRES AND FIRES * CULT OF ZIR * 6 FISTED TAILS OF CONNIE * 720k * Sam Snow DONATE to help bring SubGenius pros DR. HAL and/or Phineas Narco to X-Day: NEW: Printable Brochure PDF SCHEDULE OF 14-X-DAY EVENTS Full Immersion Mass Bobtism! THE BADFILM GRINDHOUSE -- nonstop bulldada movies and shorts for 6 days, presented by My Inner Spoiled Child (See partial list)
WHERE??!? WISTERIA Event Campground and Nature Retreat, Pomeroy, Ohio, USA!
(20 min. from Athens, Ohio and Ravenswood, West Virginia)
NOTE: CAMPING is another $10 per person, paid to Wisteria. There are motels nearby, in Athens, Pomeroy, Ravenswood WV, and Carpenter.
Wonderful souvenirs to cherish! -- Touching reminders of the last days of your life on planet Earth and your liberation by Dobbs. Shirts, hoodies, kids' clothes, mugs, steins, Liquid Frop Bottles, all emblazoned with the new 14 X-Day art by Dr. Legume and/or this year's antique bug porn "squirrel shots.". NEW ONES were added June 20.
Priestess Pisces (main organizer) says: Greyhound will bring you right to Athens, Ohio, which is a mere spitting distance from Wisteria, and we can get a friendly Yeti to give you a ride in. For air travelers, Wisteria recommends the Port Columbus International Airport, and again, we have Friendly Yeti Volunteers making runs back and forth if you arrange it with Pisces. Train service in the area isn't as nice, however. You should also ask around on the 14X-Day Facebook Page, our various SubGenius Internet forums, the chat room and the RIDES BOARD.
1-888-669-2323 (if you leave your phone number on our message machine, do so S L O W L Y and CLEARLY).
You can become as involved as you want, way ahead of time, via
SCRUBGENIUS forum
(Only ordained SubG Members may join .)
and see the extensive illustrated reports and videos on the previous X-Day Drills below
by Dr. Legume, in response to RECENT DIPSHIT DRAMA
(It's made for 11x17" paper so may look miniaturized on your printer)
"Nothing exceeds like Xs!" - Rev. Just John art below left by LEGUME
It's time to KISS ALL CALENDARS GOODBYE!
There'll be
SubGenius Costume Ball / Beer Tasting!
(This year's theme: AN EVENING OF ANACHRONISTIC ANOMALY)
SPOUTING! with spewing
Dr. Dark's BULLDADA BADFILM DRIVE-IN of the Damned ! Featuring the LOST SKELETON duo, BIG MAN JAPAN, PLANET TERROR and MACHETE (poster here)
THE BULLDADA AUCTION! Bring weird stuff to be sold!
MASS SHORT DURATION MARRIAGE!
LIVE HOURS OF SLACK every day with Stang, Dr. Hal, Rev. Susie, Dr. Legume, Ministry of Slack, many more!
MASS EATING! Scrapple Toss, Pancake Orgy, 'Frop Beating, Time Killing!
THE BOBBIE AWARDS! SIDESHOW MARVELS!
TUBS AND TUBS OF PURPLE KOOL-AID!
ALT.SLACK TROLL SHOOT!
SPONTANEOUS DOKTORBAND COMBUSTION!
TRAINED PRAIRIE SQUID GIGGIN'-PARTIES!
(Free Debeaking Tools to first 5 giggees)
SPORTS FIGURE BODY PART LAUNCHING!
NUDE CHAINSAW JUGGLING!
'FROP ENHANCEMENT WORKSHOPS!
ACUBEATING!
PSYCHIC SURGERY!
HUMANFIGHTS!
LIVE FREAKS OF NATURE and ACID CASUALTIES!
FACE FUCKING BAT SPERM ANTIDOTE PUDDING COOK-OFF!
BOBBIE ROPING!
PRIVATE ADULT SEXHURT SEMINARS!
BONOBO CHIMP GOBBLIN' CONTESTS!
SELF-MUTILATING PREACHERS!
ODDLY NORMAL-SEEMING PEOPLE!
SEX GODDESSES, ELDER GODS, and XISTS!!!
"The X-Day house party and fin d'seacle freak show "parade" is something even the back-to-gabbers do, with a pumped up number of beats per minute, ten pils down your gob for 20 hours of chomping your bit, no ambience save for a couple of yellow cube lights haven't been able to kill.
