JEALOUS DISCORDIAN TRIES TO TATTLE TO TIME
"BOB" FALLS BEHIND! VOTE HARDER!
Fwd: "Bob" is slipping in the Time poll!!!
Subject: "Bob" 10000 votes behind
Votes for Dobbs as Fraud Still Needed
"What the hell is the Church of the SubGenius?"
Geraldo to interview "Bob" or Thanks, Discordians!
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