ok slackers time for us to show those damn discordians that "bob" is a
force to be reckoned with. TIME to send Eris to Hades
http://www.pathfinder.com/time/time100/phonies/index.html
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From: modemac@modemac.com (Modemac)
Rev. Swank <swank909{NOSPAM}@hotmail.com> wrote:
> ok slackers time for us to show those damn discordians that "bob" is a
> force to be reckoned with. TIME to send Eris to Hades
Actually, the Discordians have Rush Limbaugh to thank. He mentioned the
poll on his radio show and said how Geraldo is #1 on there, so of course
all the dittoheads went over to take a look and vote.
--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/
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From: Rev. Swank <swank909{NOSPAM}@hotmail.com>
so much for seeing that menacing pipe smokin face on the cover of time
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From: shinpath@gol.com
While I have loyally voted for my epopt, I must question whether he
truly deservers to be the fraud of the century. Only a few piddling
ten thousands have sent in their money. Actually, I haven't been
defrauded, I have got my money's worth of Slack, Good Luck, Free
Drinks and Yeti Sex. While other frauds (My favorite is still Mr.
Ponzi, the originator of pyramid scheme) just took large amounts of
money and ran. Sorry, "Bob."
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From: drv1@concentric.net (David R. Voth)
Sven, I hope you are upwind of that nuclear accident thingie. It's
looking pretty shitty.
--
"People who support the assault-weapons ban do so largely because
they've been led to believe that the banned weapons fire full-auto
like the ones shown during the TV news voiceovers on the subject."
- John Payson
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From: Reverend DragonSpirit <Ryuseisen@earthlink.net>
SPLR, your title allows you to "Shine", not "glow", you are ordered to stay
away from that radiation.
-Reverend DragonSpirit
South Park Militia Clench
San Diego, CA.
USA
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From: geoff.bronner@dartmouth.edu (Geoffrey V. Bronner)
In article <7sv9tf$d5o@news-central.tiac.net>, modemac@modemac.com wrote:
>
>Actually, the Discordians have Rush Limbaugh to thank. He mentioned the
>poll on his radio show and said how Geraldo is #1 on there, so of course
>all the dittoheads went over to take a look and vote.
>
So someone needs to call Rush and convince him that all his listeners need
to go and vote for "Bob" I guess. Surely a quick 'UFO cult' comment would
take care of that?
-G
--
The Third Millennium does not begin until January 1, 2001.
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From: friday@SubGenius.com (Friday Jones)
Eris supports Rush Limbaugh!
The mind reels.
Next time some Discordian starts their "All is chaos, nothing means
anything, got any pot I can have?" rap, I can say "Discordians - they're
all Rush Limbaugh fans, right?"
--
"They call us 'hate groups'. But I prefer the term 'A support group for
those with a mutual love of loathing similar subjects'."
- Father Joe Mama
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