Ladies and gentlemen, fellow SubGenii, i know you've been told about this before by my close friend PigsInABox, but i feel a great need for an update.. although our fearless leader "Bob" is still number one on the poll, his lead is a bit close for comfort..
It seems that the Conspiracy doesn't want "Bob" to win... no surprise really. The Con has been tipping the scaled toward Geraldo.. whereas before he had a mere trickle of votes, he has now inexplicably been keeping up to only a thousand or so votes behind Dobbs at any given time!
This must be stopped.. we cannot allow ourselves to lose this one for "Bob". "Bob" must triumph!
So, fellow Subs, i ask, nay, beg of you to follow the link below and to excercise your right to vote, and to do so often! I myself have voted for Dobbs hundreds of times in the last several days, and you should too! With our combined, obsessive, repetitive voting, we can sever the Achilles tendons of Geraldo and put him out of the race utterly! Spread the word! Tell all of your Sub friends, and any Pinks and Bobbies who you think might vote.. the vote is more important than the voter, and as Dobbs will gladly take a Pink's money ("They may be Pink, but their money is GREEN" - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs) so i'm sure he would gladly accept their votes. Each vote is a kick to the groin of the conspiracy by the mighty shoe of Dobbs.
Thank you for having the patience to read this rant, and may "Bob" bless..
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it is my belief that the Geraldo voter(s) is someone on this list.. everytime you post something there seems to be a surge in voting for him.. so umm.. find the spy!
anyone have a way to make a page of nothing but Bob voting buttons? i tried but it needs to get thru the cgi page somehow..
From: "P. O. Box 2321" <box2321@aracnet.com> Date: Sat, 11 Sep 1999 22:06:44 -0700
To: i.stang@subgenius.com
Subject: Re: "BOB" 7 Votes away from being in second place
Organization: box2321.com
Reply-To: onan@subgenius.com
Rev. Ivan Stang <i.stang@subgenius.com>:
>VOTE!!! VOTE!!! Geraldo has hired an army of drones to sit and vote... either that, or Geraldo himself is sitting there, hitting SUBMIT, then Back, then Refresh, then voting, in a haze of Dobbs hatred!
Perhaps "Geraldo" is doing just that, but I for one cannot abide the idea of a fake piece of clip art like "Geraldo" outdoing the real life J. R. "Bob" Dobbs. And so I created a robot that votes (one time only) then builds an exact replica of itself which destroys the first one to build a third one, then the second one votes (one time only) and the thid one tears it apart to build a fourth one, and so on. Thus...
http://www.pathfinder.com/time/time100/phonies/index.html
# Person % Tally
1 J.R. Bob Dobbs 21.39 26374
2 Geraldo Rivera 21.38 26365
... as you can see, it is still neck and "neck" so every vote counts.
- O.
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From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <
In article <28rZNxg1LCsLcQcir3xO5kLs09r8@4ax.com>, Rev. Swank <swank909{NOSPAM}@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Is our leader unworthy of your vote?
>http://www.pathfinder.com/time/time100/phonies/index.html
Well, YES, goddamn it. In as so far as "Bob" is a leader, he is completely unworthy of our votes.
But "Bob" is not just our leader. He is:
(a) the biggest fraud ever; and
(b) our only hope!
THAT is why we should vote for him. He is undeserving, and we deserve better than him. And yet we *must* cast our vote. That goddamn dimbulb "Bob" still has better luck than anyone alive. And luck still counts more than any other attribute.
This universe is not run by virtue, but by chance. DON'T BLOW THE CHANCE!
The Prophet Lilith
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Date: Sun, 12 Sep 1999 01:18:36 -0700
From: Lilith von Fraumench <p-lil@subgenius.com> Subject: Re: "BOB" 7 Votes away from being in second place
In article <7rer8k$srj$1@nntp9.atl.mindspring.net>, Ba Waaaaa <lastLaugh@Eris.com> wrote:
>dearest KnockedUp Mouse, Eris does NOT ride in buses. ERIS might hijack one if the mood suited her fancy and if she did ,she would drive the bus like a banshee and if she drove the bus it would FLY and if it flew , it would be over your subbie head (like most things that require understanding) SubGs are just another turd on the trail that a Dicordain either gracefully steps over or sweep out of the way.
aw dood youre right eris wins HAIL ERIS cuz i am so impressed with your plastic little zen thingie ya dugged from yer navel and can i please dig too? huh? i wanna little plastic zen thingie what only its got this golden hemmerhoid not an apple silly! and theres a icosagon not an isosagan silly! TWENNY. eris got two hands and two feets, so its twenny not stupid five silly silly! gee this is like zen only funner hey wow my mind is blankin maybe this is enlytenment dood HEEL EROS man this flax is gud shite whut ya got more HALL ERRORS fluffy bunny choas hee hee peed in evil bad greyface cofeee cup HYLE OURIS omarr kayamm reeferhearst is dead bummer but hey ruble antsin willsoon dont stink bad yet so its okee eris lives steal HURL EARHISS wee are seventeen fuhrever an dont tell us whadda do no matter how stoopit we act okay fishist okay HEIL ORUS i pay to gnaw what i reelly thunk awl reedy why pay fur whut i believe inn when i wont fight fur whut i belive ether HALI ERHEAS bob aint cool an i wanna be cool so ill belive in eris nobody knows hur cuz she is cooler than bob HELE IRES whut whut...
...What?
Thanks for the distraction, I almost asphyxiated.
The Prophet Lilith
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