18X-DAY
JUNE 30 - JULY 5, "2015," Wisteria Campground
about 20 minutes from Athens, in southeastern Ohio

Logo above by Rev. Frodis "Suds" Pshaw; below by Cult of Zir

NEW: 18X-DAY PHOTO GALLERY AND: STARWOOD 35 Devivals

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This is THE SubGenius World Destruction Event and Annual Migration to our spawning grounds!

ARISE, MUTANTS!

As always, our annual main SubGenius event is held in the middle of nowhere, is hard to get to without a car or ride, and requires camping (or else staying at a local motel in the very nice college town of Athens, Ohio, about 15 minutes away.)

If SubGeniuses were Normals, X-Day Drills and such would be held in Holiday Inn conference rooms. Like the gamers do. Like the sci-fi fans and the comics fans do. Like the Scientologists, Mary Kay sales people and the Grace Glory Baptists do.

But we are SubGeniuses, and X-Day is not a convention. IT IS AN ADVENTURE. A SURVIVAL TEST!!

It might be brutal at times. CORRECTION: it WILL be brutal at times.

But those times are exactly what make for the CONTRAST. They make the heights ever so much HIGHER. And, sometimes, when two SubGeniuses get stuck under a borrowed tarp in a rainstorm, and fall in love, and get married, and have kids, and get a divorce, THEY STILL COME BACK TO X-DAY.

Sure. You might meet your True Yeti Mate or have your peak experience at a comics con in a motel. But it will not be an ADVENTURE. It will not be THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE OF MAN AGAINST NATURE, AGAINST THE VERY ELEMENTS, AGAINST, YES, GOD ITSELF!! JEHOVAH ONE! ARE WE TRULY BUT SPACE PUPPETS?!? NAY, "BOB" SAYS, NAY!!!

"The brutal times form a protective barrier around all the SLACK at X-Day. You have to go through the brutality-field to get to the pure, rich, ambient slack that suffuses the event, but when you leave the Slack comes with you." -- Dok Holocaust

MAIN INSTRUCTIONS/FAQ

Supplemental FAQ #2

VETERAN ADVICE FOR NOOBCAKES for X-Day

FACEBOOK X-DAY 18 PAGE

X-Do's and X-Don'ts by Dr. Onan Canobite

PRE-REGISTER

NEW: You can now pre-pay your camping fees to Wisteria here.



WHERE??!? WISTERIA Event Campground and Nature Retreat, 39617 State Route 684, Pomeroy, Ohio, USA
(20 min. from Athens, Ohio and Ravenswood, West Virginia)

Photo Gallery of Wisteria during Starwood, July 2010, with a detailed description of facilties, by Rev. Stang

Photo Gallery from 2011 with even more detailed text descriptions, of Wisteria, Athens, Pomeroy and environs from late May exploratory trip -- a handy "FAQ."

HOW MUCH??? Only $35. The cost is not very brutal. $35 for the whole week -- for ordained SubGenius Ministers. If you aren't ordained yet, you'll have to spend another $35 to become ordained. A CHEAP PRICE for SALVATION, if you think about it. Also a cheap price for ANY weekend-long, totally spectacular and weird campout -freakout-musical/religious event. You can PRE-REGISTER HERE! -- or register at the event (after 1 pm each day).
NOTE: CAMPING is another $12 per person, paid to Wisteria. There are motels nearby, in Athens, Pomeroy, Ravenswood WV, and Carpenter.

DIRECTIONS TO WISTERIA Wisteria General Info THINGS TO BRING/ AVOID
X-DO'S AND X-DON'T'S X-DAY RIDES BOARD GENERAL INSTRUCTIONS
Nearest Liquor Stores, SHOPPING WISTERIA's website X-Day MAP of Wisteria
X-Day ADVICE from VETERANS X-DAY SUPPLIES
SubG Live Chat Room

X-Day Souvenir Propaganda Garments and Other Products
Wonderful souvenirs to cherish! -- Touching reminders of the last days of your life on planet Earth and your liberation by Dobbs. Shirts, hoodies, kids' clothes, mugs, steins, Liquid Frop Bottles, all emblazoned with the new X-Day art by Dr. Legume and/or this year's antique bug porn "squirrel shots.".

For the careless and CARLESS: HOW TO GET THERE
Priestess Pisces (main organizer) says:
Greyhound will bring you right to Athens, Ohio, which is a mere spitting distance from Wisteria, and we can get a friendly Yeti to give you a ride in. For air travelers, Wisteria recommends the Port Columbus International Airport, and again, we have Friendly Yeti Volunteers making runs back and forth if you arrange it with Pisces. Train service in the area isn't as nice, however. You should also ask around on the 18X-Day Facebook Page, our various SubGenius Internet forums, the chat room and the RIDES BOARD.

Until June 28 YOU CAN CALL OUR TOLL-FREE NUMBER IF YOU HAVE SECURITY QUESTIONS:
1-888-669-2323 (if you leave your phone number on our message machine, do so S L O W L Y and CLEARLY).

You can become as involved as you want, way ahead of time, via
SCRUBGENIUS forum
(Only ordained SubG Members may join .)

or (even better) the FACEBOOK X-DAY 18 PAGE

WHAT IS X-DAY? Read the SubGenius Pamphlet #1
and see the extensive illustrated reports and videos on the previous X-Day Drills below


Confirmed PREACHERS/PERFORMERS/EVENT-MAKERS/CHEFS:

*Ask Dr. Hal * The Amino Acids * Rev. Ivan Stang * Dr. Philo Drummond * Hypercube * *Rev. Susie The Floozie * Doktor Dark's Drive-In * * Rev. Feit C Taj's 24-7 Grindhouse Theater * The Pshaws * Princess Wei "R." Doe * The Nostrils * James T. Quirk's Quirky Tasteless Topless Variety Act * Fuckwads of Slack * Mystery Penis of America * Vulcan Jedi Mentat * Weirdos * Taphouse Gang * A Roasted Monster to Devour * Rev. Andrew The Impaled * X-Day & The Exmortis Experience * The Wilds' Cock/Tail Party & the LOL-Socialism Social * WeiMawMaw * and a slackload of others whose real names might mean little here YET, but no doubt will strike fear in the hearts of millions by July 6. If there is one.

BANDS:

THE AMINO ACIDS * THE EVOLUTION CONTROL COMMITTEE (?) * DISGRUNTLED BASSISTS ORCHESTRA * DRS. 4 WOTAN * ARCOLOGY X featuring DJ 2B , DJ Gravity, Sam Snow, Henry Hastur * ANDREW THE IMPALED * TOMMY AMOEBA * THE MUTANT MOUNTAIN BOYS? * THE SLOT RODS * 6 FISTED TAILS OF CONNIE (doktor jams) *

DONATE to help bring SubGenius pros and DR. HAL to X-Day so it doesn't all come out of Stang's pocket, which actually has a bottom:

"Nothing exceeds like Xs!" - Rev. Just John -- Art below left by Dr. Zirroneous; below right by Rev. Alex Aurichio

It's time to KISS ALL CALENDARS GOODBYE!
There'll be:

Full Immersion Mass Bobtism! in Ol' Sequaw's Watery Lair

SubGenius Costume Ball / Beer Tasting / CockTail Party!
Costume Ball Theme:
SPIES

SPOUTING! with spewing

Dr. Dark's BULLDADA BADFILM DRIVE-IN of the Damned !

THE BADFILM GRINDHOUSE -- nonstop bulldada movies and shorts for 6 days, presented by My Inner Spoiled Child (See last year's complete SCHEDULE and the official TRAILER)

THE BULLDADA AUCTION! Bring weird stuff to be sold!

MASS SHORT DURATION MARRIAGE
and at least one for-real LongDurMar
SLACK BLACK MASS

LIVE HOURS OF SLACK on stage every day with Rev. Ivan Stang, Dr. Hal, Dr. Philo Drummond, many more!

FIND the PHILO

LOUDEST YETI CONTEST

POTLUCK TACO PARTY (Bring Weird Fillings)
MASS EATING!
Scrapple Toss, Pancake Orgy, 'Frop Beating, Time Killing!
THE BOBBIE AWARDS!
SIDESHOW MARVELS!
TUBS AND TUBS OF PURPLE KOOL-AID!
ALT.SLACK TROLL SHOOT!
SPONTANEOUS DOKTORBAND COMBUSTION!
TRAINED PRAIRIE SQUID GIGGIN'-PARTIES!

(Free Debeaking Tools to first 5 giggees)
THAT ONE GUY WILL PUKE!
SPORTS FIGURE BODY PART LAUNCHING!
NUDE CHAINSAW JUGGLING!
'FROP ENHANCEMENT WORKSHOPS!
ACUBEATING!
PSYCHIC SURGERY!
HUMANFIGHTS!
LIVE FREAKS OF NATURE and ACID CASUALTIES!
FACE FUCKING BAT SPERM ANTIDOTE PUDDING COOK-OFF!
BOBBIE ROPING!
PRIVATE ADULT SEXHURT SEMINARS!
BONOBO CHIMP GOBBLIN' CONTESTS!
SELF-MUTILATING PREACHERS!
ODDLY NORMAL-SEEMING PEOPLE!
SEX GODDESSES, ELDER GODS, and XISTS!!!

IMAGINE -- the SHEER POWER TO BE BULLIED BY FAMOUS SUBGENIUS ZEN MASTERS FOR THE LAST TIME!!

IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to BUY EVERY SUBGENIUS TRINKET, ARTIFACT and GEEGAW EVER MADE by ANY SUBGENIUS at the "Final Fire Sale Black Fleece Market of Slack SALES SHACK".

IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to meet those amazing, intriguing individuals you've heard on the radio, seen onstage, or read in alt.slack and the holy Church books -- AND, POST-RUPTURE, ATTACK THEIR ESCAPE VESSEL BATTLE PLANETS WITH YOURS!

IMAGINE -- YOUR BIG CHANCE to WIN BACK YOUR SOUL!!!

You'll be able to tell your great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandkids, "I was at the X-Day Final Gathering in legendary Wisteria... Yep! 'Fropped up with the great Dr. Hal hisself there... even fucked Connie Dobbs! And "Bob" fucked me -- right good, I'd say!"

"The X-Day house party and fin d'seacle freak show "parade" is something even the back-to-gabbers do, with a pumped up number of beats per minute, ten pils down your gob for 20 hours of chomping your bit, no ambience save for a couple of yellow cube lights haven't been able to kill.

"Also consider the fact that bouncing around on bad 'frop (probably Lunk, if nothing worse) or bad Church Air (probably jenkem, if nothing worse) is considered a definite no-no, never mind what you heard. And then, is it really your idea of fun to stand around some crossroads with no clue as to your whereabouts, with an Ohio map in hand which has snakes for roads crawling about, because you're hallucinating like an oilslide? Well then, simply get to know a few people first, which is not such a hard thing to do at X-Day Drill, and all kinds of possibilities will, if need be, arise by their own accord. In the meantime, remember: there's much more to be discovered!" - X-Day Guidebook (well actually from an Amsterdam guide book, but it works)

IT HAPPENED BEFORE!
Some of it, anyway
Check out these in-depth adults-only photo and text reports, by the SubGeniuses who lived through it

1996 X-Day Drill 1997 X-Day Drill 1998 -- !!! The Biggie 1999'S XX-DAY (NOT FOR KIDS!!)
XXX-DAY 2001 (Triple X-Rated) 4X-DAY- HUGE PHOTO REPORT, MASSIVE NEWSGROUP FEEDBACK 5X-DAY 6X-DAY - ADULTS-ONLY PHOTOS, ART, MOVIES!
7 X-Day 8X-Day 9X-DAY PHOTONOVELLA TEXT REPORTS ON 9X-DAY
PHOTO & ESSAY REPORT on X-DayX -- by actual reporters on a legit news site! X-DAY 11 REPORTS FROM ALT.SLACK -- The Testimonials of The Survivors 11X-DAY PHOTOS XII-X-DAY COMPLETE REPORTS
XIII-X-DAY 2010 Special Nude Pictorial on Vintage Early X-Day Drills (ADULTS ONLY!!) Yet More Adults-Only Vintage X-Day Drill Shots (HOT!!) 14X-Day 2011


15X-DAY PHOTO GALLERY from "2012"
16X-Day "2013"
17X-Day "2014

VIDEO FROM PREVIOUS X-DAYS:

X-Day Promo Video X-Day's A-Comin' - Music Video Planet X or Bust - Music Video X-Day Explained in ARISE!
The Amino Acids at 10X-Day DAY OF THE SUBGENIUS Papa Joe Mama rant, 15X-Day UFO Sighting at Brushwood
Giant List of YouTube X-Day Videos by Various People (many are quite crappy quality) teX-Day (near Austin, 2007) X-DAY COMMERCIAL in RealMedia format
or this 1.2 mb download (Zipped RM file)
DR. LEGUME'S AMAZING, FILTHY X-DAY VIDEOS!
An X-Day GAME! - "X-Day: Anonymous Vs. Scientology" MAGDALEN'S SEXY XXX-DAY MOVIE! THE AMINO ACIDS entire live 11X-Day concert, plus UFO sightings Lonesome Cowboy Dave's Double Mean Baby Head
14 X-Day Drill in 11.5 min EVOLUTION CONTROL COMMITTEE @ 14XD Burning "Bob" at 14X-Day King of Slack at X-Day Drill 1997

ALSO: The entire edited new 6X-Day documentary is available in our catalog AS A FINISHED DVD

THINGS WE NEED:
HELP from people who are not totally incompetent. We offer "JOBS" like trash clean-up, stage decoration, tech help, airport and bus station runs, product sales, etc., whereby you can work off your $35 entrance fee. This is called SLACK BARTER. Email Priestess Pisces, who is in charge of that and just about everything else.

WILL YOU SUCK THE FINGER, OR GO WHERE IT POINTS?

PRE-REGISTER

On the Heels of X-Day:
EXCLUSIVE for SUBGENIUSES ONLY:

SUPER BARGAIN ON STARWOOD FESTIVAL!

The Starwood organizers love SubGeniuses SO MUCH that, if you're with "Bob" and whether you were already at Wisteria for X-Day or not, you can enjoy the WHOLE WEEK of Starwood festival (July 7 through 13) for only $135.

For humans, Starwood costs $245. The weekend ALONE costs $135… for HUMANS! But SubGeniuses get the WHOLE WEEK after X-Day of over 150 workshops, music, and a really great party  for that truly insane low low rate. That's over $100 savings just because you are a SubGenius!

That $135 INCLUDES WISTERIA CAMPING AND PARKING, PLUS  the whole 7-day festival!

This is a truly Dobbs-Approved deal for a festival that's as weird as, but not as crowded as, Burning Man and the like. Starwood happens the week after X-Day week and is much larger, with great bands every night and nutty workshops all day. Many SubGenii (including Stang) have met True Yeti Mates at Starwood. And of course it includes a SubGenius devival  led by Stang on Saturday afternoon, before the star bands and the enormous bonfire climax. "Bob" himself has even been known to show up!

Go to http://www.starwoodfestival.com/

And sign up for the "Weekend Warriors" ticket -- and under "Additional Names" tell 'em you're a card-carrying SubGenius and want the special deal!

Then email Rev. Stang at stang@subgenius.com so he can let Starwood bigwig Princess Wei know you're coming. She'll add your name to the Starwood list of the SAVED!

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Art above by Dr. Howll. Thanks to Rev. iDRMRSR for misc. "found" art clips