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The Church of the SubGenius

BRAIN TOOLKIT AND SURREALITY REBOOT

Pornological Dementertainment
-- Works from your computerOUT
"It's Better Than Life!"

CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR. You must have been found worthy. At least somewhat worthy.

This is the last "normal" page you'll see for a while... possibly a very long while. If you dare to push the limits of your own comprehension, and want to SEE THE GOOD STUFF, you must now make some HARD CHOICES.

WHICH PATH WILL YOU TAKE?

PINKNESS AND HORROR

OR

WORLD WIDE SLACK?!?


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the 3-D

GO AHEAD -- TOUCH DOBBS... IN THE FACE... or else FEEL
THE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL !!

FREE YOURSELF from that which has enslaved you...

GRAPHICS & MULTIMEDIA *AFRAID?*
LIVE INTERNET RADIO ORDAINMENT, SUPPLIES , SEX
SACRED SOUNDS EVENTS, NUDITY

BUT... WHAT IS THIS CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS?

Interactive Temporary MARRIAGE IRC, PERSONALS
GAMES & SuBwArEz LOCAL SUBGENIUS RADIO

CLASSIC SUBGENIUS BOOKS and MAGAZINES


RED HOT RECENT NEWS


Lurkers, Peeping Toms, impetuous SubGenii craving fellowship and those with a burning urge to contribute should investigate the one true SubGenius newsgroup, alt.slack -- Bonfire of the Gods. Or, to complain or offer suggestions, email JESUS at The SubGenius Foundation, Inc., Dallas headquarters.

This site looks best with SLACK.

Anti-"Bob" by Rev. Jan Arthur Johnson. Wings o' Slack Clock-Dagger by Rev. Numen Remissionis after Robert Williams. Borders, HotBob Knob by Rev. Friday Jones. Sound-Earred-"Bob" played by Rev. Noah Stewart. The amazing backgrounds which now litter our pages are mostly by those mysterious maniacs at ATOM FUNWAY PLASTICO. The original Sacred Hieroglyph Border is by Stang, Mavrides and Hellswami Satellite Weavers. Most of the layout of this site, such as it is, is by Rev. Ivan Stang, with a lot of help lately from Rev. Eyre Rend, Rev. Friday Jones, Rev. Noah Stewart, Rev. Morvus Thenu, Rev. Zachary Carleton, Rev. Jesus Christ Devilacqua.

WE USED TO DISPLAY the whole array of "Best Website" awards here; we won every one of 'em, long ago, HANDS DOWN. But they eat up download time, they are corny, and besides, WHO CARES WHAT A BUNCH OF UNSAVED HUMAN PINKS THINK, ANYWAY?? Instead, we here PROUDLY display the ONLY award that COUNTS:


Dobbs Approved Award design by cuthulu. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

COPYRIGHT © 1996, 1997 by The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. All rights reserved. The Graven Image of 'Bob' Dobbs' Face is a registered trademark of The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. INDEX #8