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Welcome to

The Church of the SubGenius
BRAIN TOOLKIT AND SURREALITY REBOOT

Pornological Dementertainment -- Works from your computerOUT
"It's Better Than Life!"

CONGRATULATIONS. You're about to crash your computer AND your immune system!

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THE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL !!

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BUT HEY... c'mon, really now... WHAT IS THIS CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS ANYWAY?

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Lurkers, Peeping Toms, impetuous SubGenii craving fellowship, and those with a burning urge to contribute should investigate the one true SubGenius newsgroups, alt.slack and alt.binaries.slack -- Bonfires of the Gods. Or, to complain or offer suggestions, email JESUS at The SubGenius Foundation, Inc., Dallas headquarters.

This site looks best with SLACK.

The GIFmovie of a computer being burned and shotgunned was 'shot' by Dr. K'taden Legume, on location. Animated buttons and plugs are by Irreverend Friday Jones. Alien Grey Earth-head in World Wide Slack by Paul Mavrides from the John Shirley novel, SILICON EMBRACE. REVELATION X flaming back cover, directly above, by Mavrides and the LIES team.
Wings o' Slack Clock-Dagger by Rev. Numen Remissionis after Robert Williams. Sound-Earred-"Bob" played by Rev. Noah Stewart. The backgrounds which litter our pages are mostly by ATOM FUNWAY PLASTICO plus older SubGenius art. The original Sacred Hieroglyph Border is by Stang, Mavrides and Hellswami Satellite Weavers. Most of the layout of this site, such as it is, is by Rev. Ivan Stang, with a lot of help lately from IrRev. Friday Jones, Rev. Eyre Rend, Rev. Noah Stewart, Rev. Morvus Thenu, Rev. Zachary Carleton, Rev. Jesus Christ Devilacqua.

	GRAPHICS & MULTIMEDIA		LIVE INTERNET RADIO
	SACRED SOUNDS		ORDAINMENT, SUPPLIES , SEX
	*AFRAID?*		EVENTS, NUDITY

	GAMES & SuBwArEz		IRC, PERSONALS
	LOCAL SUBGENIUS RADIO		CLASSIC SUBGENIUS BOOKS and MAGAZINES