No, nothing on this site EXCEPT THIS STATEMENT changes, unless you're hallucinating.

Welcome to

The Church of the SubGenius

BRAIN TOOLKIT AND SURREALITY REBOOT

Pornological Dementertainment
-- Works from your computerOUT
"It's Better Than Life!"

CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR. You must have been found worthy. At least somewhat worthy.

This is the last "normal" page you'll see for a while... possibly a very long while. If you dare to push the limits of your own comprehension, and want to SEE THE GOOD STUFF, you must now make some HARD CHOICES.

WHICH PATH WILL YOU TAKE?
PINKNESS AND HORROR

OR

WORLD WIDE SLACK?!?

			
BOBoBoBoBoBoBOBoBoBoBoBoBOBoBoBoBoBoBOBoBfNoRdBoBOBoBoBoBoBoBOBoBoBoBoBoBOB
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!::::'___`:::::::'___`:::::::'___`:::::::'___`:::::::'___`:::::::'___`::::!
!:::'/_ _\`:::::'/_ _\`:::::'/_ _\`:::::'/_ _\`:::::'/_ _\`:::::'/_ _\`:::!
!:::|/ ~ \|`::::|/ ~ \|  `::|/ ~ \|'   `|/ ~ \|::'  |/ ~ \|::::'|/ ~ \|:::!
!:::|'-.-`|  :::|'-.-`|    :|'-.-`|     |'-.-`|:    |'-.-`|:::  |'-.-`|:::!
!:: (|e|e|?   ::(|e|e|? '   (|e|e|? ` ' (|e|e|?   ` (|e|e|?.:   (|e|e|? ::!
!.  `._^_,''   :`._^_,'..'  `._^_,'`...'`._^_,'  `..`._^_,'.   ``._^_,'  .!
!.   \\=//       \\=//       \\=//       \\=//       \\=//       \\=//   .!
:    U/_/        U/_/        U/_/        U/_/        U/_/        U/_/     :
@/      \&~  @/      \&~  @/      \&~  @/      \&~  @/      \&~  @/      \&
Y/\.::./\S\ /Y/\.::./\S\ /Y/\.::./\S\ /Y/\.::./\S\ /Y/\.::./\S\ /Y/\.::./\S
E$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$E
%%%%XX%%%%%%%%%%%XX%%%%%%%%%%%XX%%%%%%%%%%%XX%%%%%%%%%%%XX%%%%%%%%%%%XX%WiZ

the 3-D

GO AHEAD -- TOUCH DOBBS... IN THE FACE... or else FEEL
THE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL !!

FREE YOURSELF from that which has enslaved you...


RED HOT RECENT NEWS

GRAPHICS & MULTIMEDIA LIVE INTERNET RADIO
SACRED SOUNDS ORDAINMENT, SUPPLIES , SEX
*AFRAID?* SEX EVENTS, NUDITY

BUT... WHAT IS THIS CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS?

GAMES & SuBwArEz IRC, PERSONALS
LOCAL SUBGENIUS RADIO CLASSIC SUBGENIUS BOOKS and MAGAZINES


Unfaithful - Never Get Caught

DO YOUR PART FOR DECENCY! KEEP THIS SICK PORNO BANNER OFF OUR HOLY RELIGIOUS WEBSITE for only $250/month! Or rent your own ad space to replace it. Write to jesus@subgenius.com for details.


HEAVEN'S GATE CULT SUICIDE -- THE HIGHER SOURCES TRUTH ABOUT THE HALE-BOPP COMET / SUBGENIUS CONNECTION>


Lurkers, Peeping Toms, impetuous SubGenii craving fellowship, and those with a burning urge to contribute should investigate the one true SubGenius newsgroups, alt.slack and alt.binaries.slack -- Bonfires of the Gods. Or, to complain or offer suggestions, email JESUS at The SubGenius Foundation, Inc., Dallas headquarters.

This site looks best with SLACK.

ASTOUNDING REAL "BOB", above, is by NENSLO. Self-smoking Dobbs, all animated borders, buttons and plugs are by Irreverend Friday Jones.
Wings o' Slack Clock-Dagger by Rev. Numen Remissionis after Robert Williams. Sound-Earred-"Bob" played by Rev. Noah Stewart. The backgrounds which litter our pages are mostly by ATOM FUNWAY PLASTICO plus older SubGenius art. The original Sacred Hieroglyph Border is by Stang, Mavrides and Hellswami Satellite Weavers. Most of the layout of this site, such as it is, is by Rev. Ivan Stang, with a lot of help lately from IrRev. Friday Jones, Rev. Eyre Rend, Rev. Noah Stewart, Rev. Morvus Thenu, Rev. Zachary Carleton, Rev. Jesus Christ Devilacqua.

COPYRIGHT © 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999 by The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. All rights reserved. The Graven Image of 'Bob' Dobbs' Face is a registered trademark of The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. THIS IS INDEX #14