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Hey, Subs! ...(and you lurking Normals)... Quotestream is a cool FREE news service that will scroll personally customized news as it happens. You can customize it very specifically to monitor your own special branches of the Conspiracy,to get instant UFO invasion news, or to be alerted in the event of major scientific "discoveries" such as Yeti capture. Best of all, we get big bucks just for you looking at their site. - Thanks for clicking. JC

Animated buttons and plugs are by Irreverend Friday Jones. "Flaming Dobbshead Oracle" by Mongoloid, used at Chicken John's recent Devival at The Justice League in San Francisco (see EVENTS). X-Day Countdown script played by Rev. Noah Stewart. Most of the little animated headlines are by IrRev. Friday Jones. The backgrounds which litter our pages are mostly by ATOM FUNWAY PLASTICO plus older SubGenius art.  Most of the layout of this site, such as it is, is by Rev. Ivan Stang, with IrRev. Friday Jones, Rev. Jesus Christ Devilacqua, RevBro. VT, Boddhisatva Troutwaxer, Rev. Noah Stewart and Rev. Eyre Rend.


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