ARE YOU A GEEK? I mean, sure, you might LOOK and ACT like Clint Eastwood in DIRTY HARRY. But, at heart, are you not REALLY just an obsessive, anal-compulsive GEEK, revelling in the minutia of bad movies, obscure TV shows like LAND OF THE LOST, "whapping off" to cross-references within other geek media to your favorite esoteric "BAD-SHOW" fixations? Well... WHY THE HELL NOT? We believe that the metaphorical "morality plays" extracted from such insipid stupidity are every bit as valid as any Bible fairy tales -- indeed, MORE so, since they're more recently invented. Moreover, when geek superstars like, say, the martyred St. Pee Wee Herman, cross-reference with the Church, ALL BENEFIT. Propaganda and exploitation within the weirdo subculture and the anti-weirdo non-subcultures are all the more titillating for their obscurity. YOU CAN FEEL SUPERIOR for knowing things that no one else cares about.
By memorizing the information in this section, you will be able to surpass the silliest Rocky Horror Picture Show/Monty Python/Dr.Who/Japanimation/Body-Piercing/Garage-Band-Worshipping/Internet-God/Congressional-Aid/Hitchhiker's Guide/Porno Obscurantist/Stamp Collector GEEKS in SHEER SILLINESS for years to come. Ironically, you'll also have some valuable information you WOULD be able to use profitably in stock trading during the late '90s... but you probably don't BELIEVE that part of it, which is why the rest of us will get rich while you succumb to the anaesthetic of "Bob's" trivia.
"BOB" In LINUX
"Bob" sighted in computer game
"Bob" sighting in fabulous movie
"Bob" sighting: Mad #335
"Think Pink" song in Astaire movie
'Sliders'
ANOTHER SIGHTING (Internet Starter Kit)
Attention SubGenius Drummers!
BLEEDING HEAD ANAGRAMS!!!!
Brother Cleve
Celebrities in the CoS
Church of the SubGenius vs Kibology
Definitions of bob
DEVO trashed by "Nirvana" twits
DEVO VIDEO QUESTION
Dobbs 'n DEVO
Dobbs On Ren & Stimpy
Dobbs Recordings
Dobbs' GUN
Earliest LSD in the Movies
GORP-- The Truth About Trail Mix
GRANDMA'S FACE IN ZOOGZ'S CROTCH
Hidden Messages About "Bob" in Movies
Holy Laughter on 700 Club
JFK -- The Truth
Job (I need one.)
LONGEST KNOWN PALINDROME
Lynch: SubGenius or Pink?
MISCELLANEOUS CONGLOMERATED DOBBSIAN TRIVIA
Mistaken Spelling of SubGenious
NEW RAVE SubG article!
NIGHTFLIGHT: My first contact with "Bob"
Positivland
Re: DISCOGRAPHY: Babes In Toyland
Remember Morton Downey Jr?
Rev. Stang and Philo Drummond on AOL tonight
RevX Artist Index
Severe Tire Damage
Shakespeare's Rivals -- Great Movie Quotes
Slacker's handbook?
STANG's AOL user profile
Stuff (several topics)
Subliminals in Autodesk Program
The "Bob" on Letterman
The Brag & Doug Smith
The Hidden Meaning of The Little Mermaid
THE LENSCRAFTERS GUY MUST DIE!!!!
The Monkee's Mr. Bob Dobolina
The TRUE meaning of "ghee"
Weird Names
Where the Cleveland Cyberweenies for "Bob" Meet
WORLD OF THE FUTURE ref. on SIMPSONS
Wow, and I thought "Wild Palms" was unscientific...
Xuxa and the Industrial Church
Yacatisma at Disney World
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