mgt@cruzio.com wrote:
> A really important new JFK assassination theory,
> and perhaps an early Oliver Stone film,
> is discussed in alt.comedy.slaptstick.3-stooges
> under the heading "Bet You Never Saw This Stooges"
> or "A Stooge Film Nobody Saw" or something like that.
>
> Don't miss out on this one.
>
>
> mgt
I may have seen the Stooge film they're talking about, not that I've
actually gone over there and read that post or anything. It's a short film
called "SINGLE BULLET THEORY," and it was pieced together from two
different chunks of 16mm film by A GUY I KNEW BUT WHOSE NAME I CAN'T
REMEMBER. Shot 1: Moe and Curly in some office, fighting over posession of
a gun. Shot 2: The Motorcade enters Dealy Plaza. Shot 3: The gun goes
off while Moe and Curly struggle over it. Shot 4: Zapruder Shot,
"Something has happened in the motorcade..." Shot 5: Curly and Moe look
offscreen, horrified, Curly slaps own face and says, "Gnognognogn!" Shot
6: Motorcade speeds off under the Triple Underpass to the tune "3 Blind
Mice" (Stooges theme)
It's only about a minute long, and it's imbedded in our $20 video,
"PRE-DOBBS STANGFILMS," I believe right after "Let's Visit the World of
the Future." One of these days I'll remember the guy's name -- it's in
the credits of the film...
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Subject: JFK--Truth AT Last
From: mgt@cruzio.com
Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy,alt.illuminati,alt.discordia,alt.slack,alt.folklore.urban,alt
.sex.cthulhu,sci.sociology
The film has come to light! Some dispute remains
whether it is a real documentary or a very
early Oliver Stone "reconstruction,"
but here are the closing shots:
Shot 1: Moe and Curly in some office, fighting over posession of
a gun. Shot 2: The Motorcade enters Dealy Plaza. Shot 3: The gun goes
off while Moe and Curly struggle over it. Shot 4: Zapruder Shot,
"Something has happened in the motorcade..." Shot 5: Curly and Moe look
offscreen, horrified, Curly slaps own face and says, "Gnognognogn!" Shot
6: Motorcade speeds off under the Triple Underpass to the tune "3 Blind
Mice" (Stooges theme)
Make copies and send them to all conspiracy buffs.
The truth must be revealed!
(Further discussion in alt.conspiracy,
alt.illuminati, alt.slack and of course
alt.comedy.slapstick.3-stooges
The film can be obtained from
Sub-Genius Foundation, Dallas, TX
mgt
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Subject: Re: JFK--Truth AT Last
From: hbeng010@huey.csun.edu (snopes)
mgt@cruzio.com wrote:
> Shot
> 6: Motorcade speeds off under the Triple Underpass to the tune "3 Blind
> Mice" (Stooges theme)
Let me get this straight: you're saying that *six* shots were fired
at the motorcade?
- snopes
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Subject: Re: JFK--Truth AT Last
From: dave@cca.org (Dave Fischer)
hbeng010@huey.csun.edu (snopes) writes:
> Let me get this straight: you're saying that *six* shots were fired
> at the motorcade?
No, no, no. Six *projectiles* were fired at JFK. We currently know of
sixteen *shots* fired, mostly exotic particle beams. (The "wild pack
of spitting llamas" theory was finally dismissed just last year.)
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# Dave Fischer dave@cca.org | no good, it's a perpetual dive. - R Hell
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Subject: Re: JFK--Truth AT Last
From: proub@anshar.shadow.net (Paul Roub)
hbeng010@huey.csun.edu (snopes) writes:
>> Shot 6: Motorcade speeds off under the Triple Underpass to the tune "3
>> Blind Mice" (Stooges theme)
> Let me get this straight: you're saying that *six* shots were fired
> at the motorcade?
Curly acted alone.
Live with it.
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-paul
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