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IT HAPPENED!
DETAILED PHOTO-NOVELLA -- THE PHOTOS and STORY IN COMIC BOOK FORM
THE COMPLETE TEXT REPORTS
(Previous IX-X-DAY (and future X-X-Day) Information Below)
XIST PORTAL SET TO OPEN ON SCHEDULE!!
The two Great Red Spots of Jupiter are due to COLLIDE on July 4!
And so the great storms of Jupiter will converge on July 4, with "UNKNOWN RESULTS"...?
Or perhaps NOT so unknown! For this CAN BE NO LESS than "THE GREAT CONJUNCTION" predicted in PreScriptures. When the 10 million Monoliths emerge from the center of the Vortex, in pairs, criss-crossed to formXs, THAT SHALL BE OUR CUE.
ARISE, MUTANTS!
You'll notice that July 5 landed on Wednesday this year. We pray you DIDN'T PINK OUT! X-DAY is YOUR ONLY RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY.
NEW: 9X-DAY DAILY SCHEDULE AND EVENTS LIST
PRE-REGISTER ONLINE RIGHT NOW with our Shopping Cart program
CALL OUR TOLL-FREE NUMBER TO ORDER BY CREDIT CARD OR IF YOU HAVE SECURITY QUESTIONS:
1-888-669-2323
WHAT IS X-DAY? Read the SubGenius Pamphlet #1
WHERE??!? BRUSHWOOD FOLKLORE CENTER, SHERMAN, NEW YORK, USA, THIS ISLAND EARTH! BUT NOT FOR LONG!! SEE THE DIRECTIONS -- HOW TO GET TO BRUSHWOOD!
HOW MUCH??? Only $30. But it's MEMBERS ONLY. Membership is $30. If you weren't a Member already, it'll cost you $60 altogether. A CHEAP PRICE for SALVATION, if you think about it. Also a cheap price for ANY weekend-long, totally spectacular and weird campout -freakout-musical/religious event. CAMPING is another $10 per person.
MODEMAC'S Huge 9Xd WEBSITE See also the Brushwood website.
This year you can become as involved as you want, way ahead of time, via the
X-DAY FORUM:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Xday/
Try this 2-minute X-DAY COMMERCIAL in RealMedia format (or this 1.2 mb download -- then must be unZipped, then play in RealPlayer)
DONATE to bring MORE SLACK to X-Day:
9X-DAY SUPPLIES NOW IN OUR CATALOG -- BACKSTAGE PASSES, SHIRTS, KNOWLEDGE KEYS, DEATH AVERTERS
Important: Nearest Liquor Store to Brushwood
Confirmed Superstar Bands, Doktors: THE BILLY NAYER SHOW! • THE AMINO ACIDS! • Dr. Howll! Rev. Susie the Floozy! • Lonesome Cowboy Dave! • Dr. Philo Drummond and Dr. G. Gordon Gordon WON'T BE THERE! • Jesus • Rev. Ivan Stang • Magdalen • Nickie Deathchick • Princess Wei "R." Doe • Rev. Carter LeBlanc • Rev. Alex Thompson • Dok Frop • Sister Decadence • Dr. Dark's BULLDADA BADFILM DRIVE-IN of the Damned ! • Rev. abNorm Nihil • Sinphaltimus Exmortis • Pastor Pressure • Pater Nostril • Rev. Eggplant • Richard Skull • Rev. Pantiara Evockavitch • and a slackload of newcomers whose real names wouldn't mean anything here YET, but no doubt will strike fear in the hearts of millions by July 6. If there is one.
art at right by Heart Ignition
It's time to KISS ALL CALENDARS GOODBYE!
There'll be
